Paranormal Activity 4 Page #2

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We can go outside or something.

You could show me around.

Give me a little tour.

You want to go outside?

Yes!

I have hot blood and I need to

catch some... Catch some air.

Okay.

Back door open.

Here we are.

Can you see?

This is the playhouse,

otherwise known as my castle.

- That's awesome.

- That's where I reign.

You have a castle?

ls your crown up there?

That's awesome.

- You should get your crown.

- I have to be rescued in it.

- Can you come save me?

- What?

Yeah!

You know what? You know,

I actually found it, so...

- Yeah? Did you?

- Yeah, so...

And you're already on your way!

This is actually a lot dirtier

than I was expecting.

There's just sh*t everywhere.

What the...

Wow, dude!

Alex, there is a boy in your castle.

He's the kid from across the street.

- What are you doing here, man?

- Are you okay?

...take you home, okay?

What the f***?

What the f***?

I'm gonna take him home, okay?

You can stay here.

What's your name?

Robbie.

Thanks for cock-blocking me.

His name's Robbie

And he lives across the street

These are good facts.

And he comes into my tree house

At 10:
00 at night

So what did she say?

His mom is single, and apparently

she's really busy and she works a lot,

so she's not really home,

so I guess he's kind of lonely.

At their old house,

he used to do the same thing

and go play in

the neighbor's playhouse.

What? In the middle Of the night?

Yeah, so he thought it was normal.

- I know!

- Go over there and...

- I know.

- Just... That's crazy.

Yeah, just, like, beyond the shirt.

Okay, no.

- Just like a quick boobie.

- What?

Just quick boobie.

Okay, I'm gonna go. This chat's done,

and I'm gonna go

make a snack downstairs.

No, no, no!

Take me with you.

Take you with me?

Yes, take me with you.

God, you're so needy!

Just be quiet. Everyone's asleep.

Why is it so dark?

'Cause everyone is sleeping.

So if I was like, "Yeah!",

am I waking them up?

I don't think my mom and dad

would want to go together.

At least you stay at home.

I have to go to Mexico. And that blows.

Mexico sounds really fun.

It sucks, 'cause, literally,

I have to sleep in my grandpa's bed,

like, with my grandpa.

And he's, like, a massive farter.

Ben! Gross.

It's, like, airy. I can feel

them brush up against my leg.

Are you all right?

Look.

Something's happening at

that kid Robbie's house.

Hey, Mom?

What's going on?

There is something definitely

going on over there.

What's going on?

- I got to go.

- Wait! No, no!

Look, he's coming!

He's coming! Come on!

- What?

- Come on!

Look at him.

Oh, my God, I love this kid.

The socks with the sandals

is my favorite part.

Front door open.

Hi, Robbie. How you doing?

Come on in. Come on in.

Wyatt? Want to come say hi to Robbie?

Come on.

Honey, come on. Come say hi.

Robbie, that's Wyatt. Come on.

Shake hands.

Have fun. Let me know

if you need anything.

- I love this kid.

- I know.

This kid is amazing.

- He shook his hand!

- I know.

He straight-up, "Hello." Shook his hand.

What happened to Robbie's mom?

It's not good.

She's gonna be in the hospital

for, like, two or three days.

- Really?

- Yeah.

So he's just gonna stay with us?

Yeah. I don't know what else to do.

He doesn't have anywhere to go.

He doesn't have any relatives?

No, he doesn't have anybody.

Do you even know his mom, though?

Like, it's really nice,

but we don't even know them.

My pillow.

Okay. That's cute.

Shipshooba.

Shipshooba.

Cool.

- Careful with that! It's 100 years old.

- Shipshooba.

Freaky.

Toothbrush. That's good. You need that.

And special fork.

You know, we have forks here, Robbie.

Careful.

Is this 100 years old, too?

Yeah. That is

a very expensive fork, too.

What does it do that's so special?

It tells the future.

Be in my room.

Bye!

- How's Robbie doing?

- I think he's fine. I mean...

- Are they getting along?

- He's a little weird.

I know. I know, honey.

But after what happened

last night to his mom...

- Good night, sweetheart.

- Okay, good night.

If it helps at all,

my parents fight constantly.

Like all the time.

It's different.

My parents just...

They don't fight, they just

act like everything's okay.

- Well...

- You know?

How bad is it? Do you think

they're gonna get a divorce?

No.

I don't know.

I think they're gonna try

and hold it together for Wyatt.

Honestly, they're probably

just going through a phase.

'Cause my parents go through

phases all the time where they're, like...

They'll like each other for three months

-and then they'll hate each other.

- No, they just...

They don't even look at each other.

Like, I can't remember

the last time they kissed.

Back door open.

I'm sure it's just a phase.

You know what I mean?

- I'll be right back.

- They're totally gonna get...

Wait! Where are you going?

Alex?

What are you doing?

Odd Robbie strikes again!

F***! Oh, my God!

He was just standing down

in the kitchen

right at the open door, just staring at it.

He was just... What a weirdo.

It's, like, midnight.

- What is he doing...

- Robbie was?

...In my kitchen

with the door open? Like...

He's such a creepy kid.

You know what? Wait.

Okay. Before I do this,

I just want you to know

that this is something

that my computer does.

So when I show you this,

don't, like, freak out or anything.

'Cause I didn't do it on purpose.

What do you mean, "Don't freak..."

Alex Chat"?

Blow your f***ing mind.

Ben! You recorded our video chats?

Yeah. My computer

automatically records all of my webcam.

- You can't do that.

- What are you talking about?

It's a total invasion of privacy.

- I didn't do it, my computer did.

- It's disgusting.

And you recorded me sleeping?

Again, it was my computer.

It didn't log off.

- Oh, my God. What are you...

- It has nothing to do with...

You think I just sit here and stare at it?

- Yeah.

- Trust me, in a minute,

you're gonna be thanking me

that I recorded this.

There! There we go, it's coming.

What is he doing?

What does it look like he's doing?

He's getting into bed with you.

Right? Tell me that's not creepy.

Are you not freaked out?

Yeah, I'm very freaked out.

You should be.

That kid could have been...

- Look at him! Look at him!

- He put his hand on me!

He's trying to cop a feel!

So creepy.

You know, I didn't want to tell you this,

'cause I knew it'd freak you out,

but something else happened last night.

What happened?

You fart in your sleep.

- I don't fart! Stop!

- You totally...

- Hey.

- Oh, my God. The camera again?

I'm a Kardashian. Did you know this?

- No, I didn't.

- Yes, I am, actually.

You look better than a Kardashian.

...six years old.

That would freak anybody out,

seeing their mom

get taken away in an ambulance.

Yeah, I know, but I just... I don't know.

I think it was really creepy

that he came in my bed.

Well...

Listen, he's gonna be here

a few more days.

What?

For just maybe like two or three,

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