Parenthood
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1989
- 124 min
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Peanuts! Roasted!
Freshly roasted!
Get your peanuts!
Roasted! Red hot!
Hot peanuts!
Red hots! How about
some red hot peanuts?
Peanuts!
Get your peanuts here!
Go, go, go, go!
Safe!
Now batting for the Cardinals,
number 14, Stanley Boyer
Come on!
We missed four innings
Well, like I said, I had
to stop and do some business
Here, sit down
Hey, you, usher, come here
Can I talk to you a second?
Yes, sir
Can you watch him?
Sure, no problem
I'll be back
Gil, this is Stan He's
gonna watch you for a while
I have some friends
I'm meeting
I'll meet you right here, huh?
For the ninth inning Have fun, kid
Programs here!
Get your programs! Programs!
Programs here!
Get your programs! Programs!
So, Gilly,
big baseball fan?
Kind of Yeah? Dad bring you here a lot?
Once a year on my birthday Then
Oh, I see
Look, you have
to understand
My father,
in his own childhood,
was without
a positive male influence
Huh?
His own father kicked
him out when he was 15,
so my Dad was taught to see
child-raising as a job, a burden,
a prison,
rather than a playground
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
You don't talk like a kid
Yeah, well, I'm not really
a kid You're not a duck
This is a memory
of when I was a kid
I'm 35 now
I have kids of my own
You don't really
even exist
You're an amalgam
A what?
A combination of several ushers
my dad left me with over the years
I've combined them into one memory Why?
This was a great symbolic
moment of my life,
with you
be different with my kids
That's my dream
Strong, happy,
confident kids
know, you got a lovely family,
and I'm a goddamn amalgam
Gil?
Who's that?
That's my wife
Nice
Gil
Yeah?
The game's over, honey
The St Louis Cardinals wish to
thank you for attending today's game
Please drive home
safely and soberly
Let's go!
Come on, Justin
You want to walk?
Come on, Justin
Come on, let's walk
It's fun
Come on, let's walk
You sure you don't want
to walk? There we go
I'll get it I'll get it
There's your pennant
There you go
I got him
All right?
Yes
Come on, watch it,
watch it, watch it
There you go
Watch the car
Watch it
There's so many cars
Here you go
Here you go Down?
Where is that kid?
Where is she?
Daddy! Oh, there she is There she is
All right, come on, go
inside Grab a seat Buckle up
Honey Taylor!
You're a rat
You're a rat!
When you're sliding into first
And you're feeling
something burst
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you lay a juicy turd
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're sliding
into home
And your shorts
are full of foam
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're sitting
in your Chevy
And your shorts
are feeling heavy
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Kevin, honey,
where'd you learn that song?
Last summer
at camp, Mom
Ah! That was money
well spent
When you're sliding into first
And you're feeling
something burst
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
That's what you're gonna
sleep in? You'll get cold
Perfect
Gil, Taylor isn't
feeling well She wants you
It's those hot dogs I'll
deal with Kevin and Justin
Hey, what do you say later, when the
kids are asleep, I wear this outfit?
She's in our bed
Hi, Daddy
What's the matter, honey?
You don't feel so good?
Mmm-mmm
You feel like you wanna throw up? Okay
Gil
Oh, my God
Oh, Taylor, baby
Oh, sweetie
Gil, why are you
just standing there?
Oh, sweetie! I'm waiting
for her head to spin around
You'll be all right
You'll be okay
Oh, can you
come with me
to see Kevin's principal
on Monday morning?
Oh, boy I love it when you talk
to me about school and meetings
Now talk to me
about shopping
No, I know I know
Go on, go on
I'm sorry I just remembered now
I've been meaning to ask you, okay?
Fine I'll be there
Okay
What's the matter?
Nothing I was a little
tense before but now
No, no I mean with Kevin Why are
we going to see his principal?
he's been making that face again
What? This?
Yes The tense face
He makes that same face
at Little League
You know what
What?
If we'd ever taken him
for a psychiatric evaluation
What?
She was just asking
Why, because
he makes a face?
Has she ever
looked in the mirror?
You know, the face,
the crying, the nervousness
They mentioned
the crying?
Yeah You know, he doesn't
really finish his work
Hey, we'll talk to them on Monday
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine
Come here
Where was I?
Here? Was I here?
Yeah, yeah
I was there already?
Mmm-hmm
You know,
Kid's a little different, a little
special, needs a little more attention,
teacher's gonna put a
label on him "Problem kid"
When we go see
Kevin's principal,
let's find out who his
teacher is gonna be next year
and make sure it's not
one of these hysterics!
You're right, Gil You know, Kevin's
great He can't be that much of a problem
Right Now, if it was
my sister's kid
Garry
Now, there's a kid
with problems
Hi, Garry!
You're up so early!
Yeah
Where are you going?
Out
What's in the bag?
Nothing
Garry, you know, the whole
family's coming over tonight
There's a big surprise Grandma
and Grandpa are gonna be here,
and Uncle Gil and Aunt Karen,
Aunt Susie's gonna be here,
and Uncle Nathan,
their kids and It was
nice talking to you
Julie!
Hey, Julie!
Yeah?
Julie, can I come in for a minute? Yeah
Julie, I really need your help The
whole family's coming over tonight
I don't know why,
but the place is a mess
Could you just
give me a hand?
Yeah, okay,
in just a few minutes
Are you all right? I thought
I heard you moaning last night
Well, I kind of had a
little bit of a stomachache,
but it's fine now
It's gone
You hate me?
What?
You know, for making you study so
much and giving up all your dates
No, you were right
Honey, I'm telling you, those
SAT scores are your ticket
And, sweetie, you know,
once you get to school,
you're gonna meet a lot of guys that
you like just as well as that Tod
Why do you always say "that
Tod"? It just sounds so
been pleasant for a moment
Okay, I guess I'm just gonna give
everybody spaghetti and salad,
my dad See you later, honey
Are you okay?
Man, your mother can talk!
Gosh, she hates my ass
And it's such
a cute ass
Last night, she heard the
moaning She thought it was me
Yeah?
Mmm-hmm
So you're gonna have to try
and control yourself, Tod
With you? It's impossible
Wait
What?
I brought something
Ooh! Good
We can record our love
Susan Hi, Sis, it's Helen
Yeah, did I loan you my big
platter? Oh, great, great
Yeah, I thought so Would
you bring it over tonight?
I just need it to serve
Oh, listen,
Julie got 1,291 on her SATs
I know I know I feel so
proud of her It's great
Yeah How's Patty?
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