Paris - When It Sizzles Page #5
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nibbling on her neck?
Don't be frightened, my dear.
lt's only a bat.
The creatures of the night
are my friends.
l know why you nibble on my neck.
You're some kind of werewolf.
No, no, my dear.
l'm a vampire.
The inner reaches of these caverns
make an ideal setting
for my laboratory.
And yet,
there's something about his eyes.
Even though they are
rather bloodshot.
A vampire's life must be
a terribly lonely one. But no!
Not for nothing has she made
a comprehensive study of depravity.
Some girls may let vampires
nibble their necks on the first date,
but not our Gabby. She tears free
from his evil grasp
and the chase is on!
- Vous tes Peau-Rouge?
- Oui.
Moi aussi.
He's caught her, he's caught her.
No, Gabby, you can't give in now.
You fought him in the cave,
on the beaches,
you fought him on the plains.
That's it-planes!
Her face registers terror.
Mr Benson, Mr Benson,
she's killed him!
There, there, Miss Simpson,
it's perfectly alright.
ln your defence, it's been a hard day
and you've had a good deal to drink.
Anyway, he had it coming to him.
Plying her with all that booze,
making her drunk.
Which incidentally she is not.
Not in the least.
- Of course not.
- Not only did she kill him,
but when l think of
that poor horse...
The way she beat him
with that terrible whip.
Anyway, l think
she had it coming to her.
That was what?
Whatever he planned to do to her.
Why did she make such a fuss, anyway?
lt's not as if he was
some kind of vampire or something.
Actually, l think
he's very attractive.
Miss Simpson, l think you should
go to bed and get some sleep.
You do? What about you?
l wish to think. Now, Miss Simpson,
if you'll please go in there
and lie down.
Maybe for a few hours.
But if you do get an idea,
and l know you will,
you must promise to wake me.
Sure.
Promise?
l promise.
Alright, then.
Good night, Mr Benson.
Good night, Miss Simpson.
Good night.
Good night.
Operator, l'd like to place a call
to Mr Alexander Meyerheim in Cannes.
lt's one-thirty. You can probably
find him at the casino.
Erm... Ah, Benson.
Mr Richard Benson calling.
Person to person.
l'll hold on.
Dear Alex.
Dear Alex,...
..it is my unpleasant duty
to inform you
that The Girl Who Stole the Eiffel
Tower will not take place.
You see, my friend,
that there's no point for you
to come to Paris on Sunday
to read the script,
because there is no script.
As l see it, there will be no...
Yeah? Comment?
Try him at the chemin de fer game.
The big table.
Excuse me,
l forgot to cover Richelieu.
Good night.
Oh, Mr Benson. Please don't think
l'm quitting on you.
l'll be right here when you need me.
Good night.
Operator.
Cancel that call.
Unfortunately, Miss Simpson,...
..we are not writing a musical.
Mr Benson, you did all these pages
last night? All by yourself?
While some of us
were snug in our bed,
other more productive citizens
were up
toiling in the vineyards
of beautiful letters.
l'm only sorry that you,
as a fledgling writer,
weren't present to observe
with your own big magic eyes
a seasoned professional in action.
l was, in those few short hours,
the great DiMaggio, going back,
back, back for the high-fly ball.
l was Manolete in Seville,
going over the horns for the kill.
And missing, fortunately, because
l can't stand the sight of blood.
l was Pablo Picasso, deftly...
..adding the third eye
to a portrait of his lady love.
l was...
How do you spell ingenuous?
l-N-G-E-N-U-O-U-S.
l was afraid of that.
ln addition to the nine and a half
yards of pages l wrote,
l discovered some errors
in the earlier pages,
which l corrected, dealing basically
with the character of Rick.
l found l had,
in a moment of insecurity,...
..underestimated
the brilliance of the man.
No simple safe-cracker he,
but a master criminal,
wanted by the police
of three continents.
The dazzling scheme
has been worked out,
step by painful step,
for over a year by Rick himself.
The two other characters
arejust employees.
That brings us back
to where we were.
Rick and Gabby have demolished
a glorious lunch
and it's almost four o'clock,
time for the car to arrive.
Page 14.
Sit down and brace yourself.
Here comes the switch on the switch.
ln a minute and a half,
you and the audience will gasp
as you realise you've been fooled.
Things are not as they seem.
Not at all. ln fact,
- the whole situation is reversed.
- Mr Benson...
Miss Simpson, please don't sit there
gazing at me in mute adoration.
Read the script.
Rick and Gabby are sitting with
brandy glasses before them.
Her big magic eyes are shiny...
l can't imagine
a more marvellous lunch.
- l don't know how to thank you.
- Please.
And now l'll tell you the plans
for the rest of the afternoon.
The rest of the afternoon?
Exactly. My car and chauffeur
will pick us up here at four,
for a tour of Paris to see how
the celebration's progressing,
a brief stop at my office
to pick something up,
and then on to a party in my honour
at the restaurant
in the Eiffel Tower.
- Pardon. You are Monsieur Rick?
- Oui.
Your chauffeur is here, sir.
He has an important message for you.
Merci.
Pardon me for a moment.
lt's almost four o'clock.
l know.
What's the matter? Are you mad?
Bringing a girl on ajob like this!
Our arrangement, Franois. You do
the driving and l do the planning.
But the plan does not
call for the presence of a girl.
The ability to improvise brilliantly
in a moment of crisis
is one of the reasons
l am a highly paid, successful thief.
lf you will look to the left,
just behind you,
as casually as possible,
you will see, stupidly trying to
hide behind yesterday's newspaper,
our old friend lnspector Gillette.
What is he doing in Paris?
Do you think
he suspects something?
Of course not.
lf so, l'm one step ahead.
Why do you think
l picked up the girl?
Because she has big magic eyes.
That, too,
to throw our inspector friend
off the scent.
Never in his wildest imagination
would he think
that the highly paid
and successful Rick
would be so foolish
as to take a girl along on ajob.
Therefore, that's exactly what l'm
going to do. She's a perfect cover.
Meet you at the car in one minute.
Shall we?
My dear Gillette,
our paths cross again.
My dear Rick,
what an extraordinary coincidence.
Monsieur Gillette is in a curious
way a business associate of mine.
Enchanted. Any friend of Rick's
is a friend of mine.
Please, enjoy your lunch. And l beg
of you, watch the calories.
This, my friend,
is a moment to savour.
For three years l've waited,
and at last my brilliant,
highly paid professional friend
has risen to the bait.
What he doesn't know, poor Rick,
is that the girl is ours.
You're sure he suspected nothing?
lnspector, my imitation
of a method actor was impeccable.
l played the role internally,
of course,
indicating all the basic elements
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