Passport to Pimlico Page #2
- APPROVED
- Year:
- 1949
- 84 min
- 561 Views
I fell down.
Well, you shouldn't have gone so close.
- Who was it?
- Frank with the ice.
- You didn't go to the door like that?
- Yes, of course.
It's the only sensible kind of thing
to wear in this kind of weather.
Downright indecent, I call it.
Whatever must that man have thought?
Exactly the same as all the other men
thought last year at Bournemouth.
- I thought I was seeing things again.
- Seeing things?
Yes, when all that stuff fell on my
head, I fancied I saw a kind of cave
with a load of treasure in it.
- Treasure?
- Yes, goblets, jewels, gold coins and...
Look out, look out.
It's all getting down my neck.
Did you say gold coins?
Oh, that's one of those kids
worked off a dud on you.
It is gold, isn't it?
Come on. I'll fetch a ladder.
You grab a couple of torches.
Arthur, don't be daft. Come back. Shirley!
Arthur, your supper's just on ready!
Oi.
All right, all right. Come on, come on.
Shine the light here, will you?
Keep your light there.
There.
Cor! Someone's been
saving up for a rainy day.
Look at all this stuff.
- Look, there's a coat of arms.
- Look at this.
Must be hundreds of years old.
What's that?
Hm. They even had to fill up forms
in those days.
- Hell t
- Yes? o here!
What on earth are you playing at?
We've found some buried treasure
down here.
- What?
- Loads of it, worth a million!
Nip round to the police
and give them the wire!
We're going to find out all about
an old picture! Meet you in the library!
Yes, it's his
crest, right enough.
Yes, a shield of pretense
or a lion rampant gules.
Yes, just as I said.
Except that you called it a mangy
old poodle up on its hind legs.
- Well, if you want to split hairs.
- I've told 'em!
Proper sensation! They've put two men
on guard over it. Found anything?
Plenty.
Do you know whose crest this is?
- No.
- The Duke of Burgundy.
- Who's he? Frenchman?
- This chap here.
Burgundy was a country on its own
in his day.
Well, what was he doing leaving his
stuff lying around in Miramont Place?
Well, that's what we're trying to ferret out.
You can help. Here, take this.
Look up "Burgundy, Grand Duke of".
Miramont House.
- This sounds promising.
- Mm.
"Destroyed by fire in 1490,
the property of Maurice de Charolais."
- He's got the right sort of name.
- Yeah.
Do you hear that, Frank?
If you find any mention of Maurice de...
Frank.
Really, Frank.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Butjust think of it.
A saltwater fish that can blow itself up
Don't you realise what this means?
It's history.
History, my foot. It's money!
Over this way a bit.
And what are your plans for the future,
Mr Pemberton'?
Oh, I don't know, maybe I'll retire,
sail around the world in my own yacht
with a cargo of beautiful girls.
Oh, hark at him!
Seasick on the Serpentine!
I suppose I'll get something out of it.
I'm not counting my chickens yet, though.
- Oh, well, thanks for the story.
- You're welcome.
Gosh. Smashing.
Yeah, it is. 17 and 9.
That's all right. Have you heard
the inquest is fixed for tomorrow?
Inquest? Who's dead?
There's always an inquest
on treasure trove.
The coroner has to sort out
the different claims.
Oh, that shouldn't take him long.
After all, I found the stuff.
instrumental, wasn't there?
- You've got to take that into account.
- How do you mean?
Well, er... if Benny here
hadn't set that wheel rolling...
Now, don't you try and come it over me.
You set it off. I saw you.
- You weren't there.
- Call your own father a liar, would you?
- OK, OK, I did it.
- Good boy.
Come on, Charlie boy.
You can tell me.
Mum won't be cross.
- Don't want a sweet.
- You'll have a sweet and like it!
that the explosion of the bomb
was solely due to this thoughtless
action of yours and yours alone?
Yes, sir.
Well, well!
After nine years
as coroner of this district,
I find this a new
and most refreshing experience.
I congratulate the parents of Pimlico
on such a fine crop
of exceptionally honest youngsters.
That seems to dispose of the evidence
as to the finding of this treasure.
There remains one further important duty
before the court.
We must now establish
to whom it belongs.
I understand that the old parchments
provide valuable evidence on this point.
We will now hear
the translation of that document
from Professor Hatton-Jones
of London University.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I understand
that Professor Hatton-Jones
has successfully established
the original ownership of this treasure.
Yes, indeed.
It belongs to the Duchy of Burgundy,
being vested in the person
of the Duke Charles...
Who, I believe, died in 1477?
If we are to believe Basin,
Reiffenburg, Gollut and Schmel.
In fact, according
to all the major historians,
he was killed at the Battle of Nancy.
But with the aid
of this most exciting document,
I am now able to change
the course of history.
Would you mind explaining
your point more fully?
Picture a battlefield.
9,481 frozen corpses are all that
remains of Burgundy's pride.
The Duke himself lies slain among them.
This poor naked body,
robbed by harpies, bitten by wolves,
the visage battered beyond recognition,
this they accept as the last
earthly remains of Charles VII,
Duke of Burgundy,
last of the line of Charolais.
Do they judge correctly?
Is this indeed the cadaver
of Charles the Rash?
Ha-ha!
If so, then I am Joan of Arc.
I see.
Then it is your contention
that the historians were wrong,
that the Duke of Burgundy
escaped with his life?
Yes! Charles the Rash lives on.
With the missing portion
of the Burgundian treasure,
he has fled to an unknown refuge.
Unknown for 500 years,
but known at last today!
Miramont House, Pimlico!
Now, it has always been known
that Miramont House was occupied
by a Burgundian nobleman
styling himself
the Count Maurice de Charolais.
With the help of this document,
I now intend to prove
that Maurice de Charolais
and the Duke of Burgundy
were one and the same person.
For it is a Royal Charter
signed by King Edward IV,
making the Duke
not only a grant of Miramont House,
but decreeing that the entire estate
shall be recognised henceforth
as Burgundian soil.
Now, Edward IV
would never have made such a grant...
Er... excuse me, Professor.
Are you implying that this treasure
does not belong to the crown?
Oh, no, it belongs to the people
in the area covered by the old estate,
since this charter specifically
makes them natives of Burgundy.
Do you mean that these Londoners
are technically Burgundians?
Indubitably. This Royal Charter
has never been repealed.
It is as valid today
as on the day it was signed
by the founder of the House of York.
Blimey. I'm a foreigner.
It would be difficult to exaggerate
the enormous importance
of this document...
- Looks like a fine weekend.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Passport to Pimlico" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 4 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/passport_to_pimlico_15655>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In