Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
OVER BLACK:
BLART (V.O.)
The road of life is always under
construction...
FADE IN:
11As the MUSIC kicks in, we see Blart and Amy kissing atSUNRISE.* (* fromthe first movie)
BLART (V.O.)
... thejourney is hard, but once
you reach the top, the view is
amazing.
Amy and Blart getting married.*
BLART (V.O.)
And that view is even more
beautiful when you have someone to
share it with...
Blart and Amy DANCE ON SEGWAYSat their reception.*
INT. BLART’S MOM’S FRONT DOORWAY - DAY22Blart opens the door and is handed a LETTER by a STERN MAN.
BLART (V.O.)
...forsix days.
INT. BLART’S MOM’S HOUSE - LATER33Blart sits in his Mom’s living room, holding the letter. She
rubs his back as he CRIES HYSTERICALLY.
BLART (V.O.)
My beautiful wife of almost a week
let me know by letter that she had,
what I like to call “some regrets.”
Her doctor called it,
“uncontrollable vomiting.” Her
lawyer... “dissolution of
marriage.”
He looks up at his Mom, cries a little more... and then RUNS
out of the room.
BLART (V.O.)
That’s okay, I needed a little time
to myself. Like the song says:
I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve
never been to me.
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// That’s okay, when life knocks
you down, calmly get back up,
smile, and very politely say, “you
hit like a small boy.” And...
(then)
At least I still had the one thing
that never seemed to let me down...
security.
INT. WEST ORANGE PAVILLIONMALL - DAY3A3AWe see Blart at the mall, throwing himself into his work. He
rides through the mall, UP-NODDING to passing customers.
BLART (V.O.)
I spent the next two years losing
keeping the West Orange Pavilion
Mall safe.
Blart spies a SMALL CHILD who appears lost. He rolls up to
him on the segway and takes his hand, leading him to find his
mom.
Seeing the MOM, Blart reunites her with the boy. The mom is
overjoyed.
MOMThank you!
(then to boy)
Now give the fake cop a hug Andy.
Blart is flattered and leans in for the hug. Andy is having
none of it. Blart goes in again -- nothing.
MOM (CONT’D)
(getting agitated)
Andy... hug him.
BLARTUh... he doesn’t want a hug that’s
okay.
Blart is now frozen in the hug lean position.
MOM(still to son)
You are embarrassing me.
Blart back away and leans in one more time, but the kid just
BELTS HIM and runs away. The mom runs after him.
Blart awkwardly gets on his segway and rides away.
BLART (V.O.) (CONT'D)
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BLART (V.0)
And, on the home front... I always
had Mom.
EXT. BLART’S MOM’S HOUSE - MORNING44Mom, in a fuzzy bathrobe, walks out into the street...
BLART’S MOMOh, here’s the paper.
...and is DRILLED by an old-fashioned MILK TRUCK.
BLART (V.O.)
That is until she got drilled by a
milk truck. Didn’t know they even
had those anymore.
INT. BLART’S MOM’S HOUSE - DAY55Blart once again sits in his mom’s living room looking at a
FRAMED PHOTO of his mom... CRYING, uncontrollably. Maya, who
is now 19 years old, rubs his back. He once again gets up and
RUNS out of the room.
BLART (V.O.)
Besides my Maya, it didn’t seem
like I had very much to look
forward to.
// INT. BLART’S MOM’S HOUSE - MORNINGBlart once again sits in his mom’s living room looking at a
FRAMED PHOTO of his mom... he begins to CRY, uncontrollably.
In the picture, we see: His MOTHER standing in a sun dress
and big, floppy CHURCH HAT, surrounded by AFRICAN HUNTERS on
SAFARI in AFRICA.
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BLART (V.O.)
That is until her church group
travelled to Africa, where she went
on safari, and while snapping
pictures, and getting a little too
close, caught the business end of a
Dicerosbicornis... a black rhino.
Maya, who is now 19 years old, rubs his back. He once again
gets up and RUNS out of the room.
INT. WEST ORANGE PAVILLIONMALL - DAY66We see a melancholy Blart as he rides through the mall.
BLART (V.O.)
I guess I was the last one to get
the memo -- Paul Blart had
officially peaked...
INT. DINING ROOM - DAY77Blart is opening mail at the table, he reads a LETTER that
has SECURITY OFFICERS TRADE ASSOCIATIONletterhead.
INSERT LETTER:
“Congratulations Officer Blart, you have beenselected to join us for an all expense paid trip to the
Security Officers Trade Association Expo and Award ceremony
in Las Vegas, Nevada.”
BLART (V.O.)
... orhad I?
INT. MAYA’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS88Maya reads a different LETTER with UCLAletterhead.
INSERT LETTER:
“Congratulations Maya Blart, you have beenaccepted to the incoming freshman class.”
BLART (O.S.)
Maya! Come down here! I have some
great news!
MAYAMe too!
Maya excitedly runs out of her room.
INT. DINING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER99Maya bounds in. Blart can’t contain himself.
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BLARTHoney... we’ve been invited to the
Security Officers Trade Association
Expo and Award ceremony, in LasVegas, Nevada!
MAYAVegas? Wow!
BLARTI think they’re finally recognizing
me for getting the mall out of that
jam.
MAYAJam? Dad, you savedthe mall!
They shouldhonor you. I’m so
proud of you.
Maya hugs him.
BLARTThank you honey.
Blart breaks the hug and then holds Maya by the shoulders.
BLART (CONT’D)
I’ll tell ya, times have been
tough, but no matter what happens
as long as I have you by my side,
I’ll be okay.
(then)
Alright, enough about me... what’s
your great news?
Maya realizes it’s not the time to tell her dad about UCLA.
She secretly tucks the letter into her back pocket.
MAYAYeah, umm...
BLARTWell, c’monSweetie, you got me on
pins and needles here. // yougot
me on top of the roller coaster
here.
MAYAI just remembered that... we have
left-over baked ziti.
Blart stares blankly at Maya... Is he on to her? Then...
BLART(even bigger smile)
What a day!! // Weeeeee!! What a
ride!!
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The heroic MALL COP SCORE kicks in and we...
CUT TO:
CREDITS wiping behind the dented and worn SECURITY OFFICER 1010BADGE rotating through space. Finally settling on...
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MALL COP: BLART 2EXT. WYNN RESORT AND CASINO - VEGAS - FLY-OVER1111The resort is bathed in golden sun, surrounded by thebeautiful Las Vegas strip.
EXT. WYNN HOTEL SOUTH VALET AREA - DAY1212Blart and Maya slam the trunk on their tiny RENTAL CAR.
Blart, struggling with four bags of luggage, is dressed in
tourist civvies and has a large laminated SECURITY OFFICERS
TRADE ASSOCIATION EXPO pass hanging around his neck.
A sweet faced valet, LANE (18), approaches.
LANEMay I help with your bags, sir?
BLARTNo, no. That’s how they get’cha.
I’ll be fine on my own, thank you.
LANENo problem, sir.
Lane notices Maya and gives her a slight smile. Maya
BLUSHES.
INT. WYNN HOTEL SOUTH ENTRANCE LOBBY - DAY1313Blart and Maya enter the spectacular lobby. Blart drops his
bags in AWE. For Blart, this is like going to the SUPERBOWL.
BLARTTake it in, cupcake... 400,000
square feet of casino and retail
space, sitting atop 215 luxurious
acres... all protected by the
finest security this side of
the//Uh... I got nothin’. Top
notch security though. //
Mississip... andthe other side,
actually. Both sides.
(then)
Welcome to the show. // Showtime.
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