Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

OVER BLACK:

BLART (V.O.)

The road of life is always under

construction...

FADE IN:
11As the MUSIC kicks in, we see Blart and Amy kissing at

SUNRISE.* (* fromthe first movie)

BLART (V.O.)

... thejourney is hard, but once

you reach the top, the view is

amazing.

Amy and Blart getting married.*

BLART (V.O.)

And that view is even more

beautiful when you have someone to

share it with...

Blart and Amy DANCE ON SEGWAYSat their reception.*

INT. BLART’S MOM’S FRONT DOORWAY - DAY22Blart opens the door and is handed a LETTER by a STERN MAN.

BLART (V.O.)

...forsix days.

INT. BLART’S MOM’S HOUSE - LATER33Blart sits in his Mom’s living room, holding the letter. She

rubs his back as he CRIES HYSTERICALLY.

BLART (V.O.)

My beautiful wife of almost a week

let me know by letter that she had,

what I like to call “some regrets.”

Her doctor called it,

“uncontrollable vomiting.” Her

lawyer... “dissolution of

marriage.”

He looks up at his Mom, cries a little more... and then RUNS

out of the room.

BLART (V.O.)

That’s okay, I needed a little time

to myself. Like the song says:

I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve

never been to me.

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// That’s okay, when life knocks

you down, calmly get back up,

smile, and very politely say, “you

hit like a small boy.” And...

(then)

At least I still had the one thing

that never seemed to let me down...

security.

INT. WEST ORANGE PAVILLIONMALL - DAY3A3AWe see Blart at the mall, throwing himself into his work. He

rides through the mall, UP-NODDING to passing customers.

BLART (V.O.)

I spent the next two years losing

myself in the sweet escape of

keeping the West Orange Pavilion

Mall safe.

Blart spies a SMALL CHILD who appears lost. He rolls up to

him on the segway and takes his hand, leading him to find his

mom.

Seeing the MOM, Blart reunites her with the boy. The mom is

overjoyed.

MOMThank you!

(then to boy)

Now give the fake cop a hug Andy.

Blart is flattered and leans in for the hug. Andy is having

none of it. Blart goes in again -- nothing.

MOM (CONT’D)

(getting agitated)

Andy... hug him.

BLARTUh... he doesn’t want a hug that’s

okay.

Blart is now frozen in the hug lean position.

MOM(still to son)

You are embarrassing me.

Blart back away and leans in one more time, but the kid just

BELTS HIM and runs away. The mom runs after him.

Blart awkwardly gets on his segway and rides away.

BLART (V.O.) (CONT'D)

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BLART (V.0)

And, on the home front... I always

had Mom.

EXT. BLART’S MOM’S HOUSE - MORNING44Mom, in a fuzzy bathrobe, walks out into the street...

BLART’S MOMOh, here’s the paper.

...and is DRILLED by an old-fashioned MILK TRUCK.

BLART (V.O.)

That is until she got drilled by a

milk truck. Didn’t know they even

had those anymore.

INT. BLART’S MOM’S HOUSE - DAY55Blart once again sits in his mom’s living room looking at a

FRAMED PHOTO of his mom... CRYING, uncontrollably. Maya, who

is now 19 years old, rubs his back. He once again gets up and

RUNS out of the room.

BLART (V.O.)

Besides my Maya, it didn’t seem

like I had very much to look

forward to.

// INT. BLART’S MOM’S HOUSE - MORNINGBlart once again sits in his mom’s living room looking at a

FRAMED PHOTO of his mom... he begins to CRY, uncontrollably.

In the picture, we see: His MOTHER standing in a sun dress

and big, floppy CHURCH HAT, surrounded by AFRICAN HUNTERS on

SAFARI in AFRICA.

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BLART (V.O.)

That is until her church group

travelled to Africa, where she went

on safari, and while snapping

pictures, and getting a little too

close, caught the business end of a

Dicerosbicornis... a black rhino.

Maya, who is now 19 years old, rubs his back. He once again

gets up and RUNS out of the room.

INT. WEST ORANGE PAVILLIONMALL - DAY66We see a melancholy Blart as he rides through the mall.

BLART (V.O.)

I guess I was the last one to get

the memo -- Paul Blart had

officially peaked...

INT. DINING ROOM - DAY77Blart is opening mail at the table, he reads a LETTER that

has SECURITY OFFICERS TRADE ASSOCIATIONletterhead.

INSERT LETTER:
“Congratulations Officer Blart, you have been

selected to join us for an all expense paid trip to the

Security Officers Trade Association Expo and Award ceremony

in Las Vegas, Nevada.”

BLART (V.O.)

... orhad I?

INT. MAYA’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS88Maya reads a different LETTER with UCLAletterhead.

INSERT LETTER:
“Congratulations Maya Blart, you have been

accepted to the incoming freshman class.”

BLART (O.S.)

Maya! Come down here! I have some

great news!

MAYAMe too!

Maya excitedly runs out of her room.

INT. DINING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER99Maya bounds in. Blart can’t contain himself.

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BLARTHoney... we’ve been invited to the

Security Officers Trade Association

Expo and Award ceremony, in LasVegas, Nevada!

MAYAVegas? Wow!

BLARTI think they’re finally recognizing

me for getting the mall out of that

jam.

MAYAJam? Dad, you savedthe mall!

They shouldhonor you. I’m so

proud of you.

Maya hugs him.

BLARTThank you honey.

Blart breaks the hug and then holds Maya by the shoulders.

BLART (CONT’D)

I’ll tell ya, times have been

tough, but no matter what happens

as long as I have you by my side,

I’ll be okay.

(then)

Alright, enough about me... what’s

your great news?

Maya realizes it’s not the time to tell her dad about UCLA.

She secretly tucks the letter into her back pocket.

MAYAYeah, umm...

BLARTWell, c’monSweetie, you got me on

pins and needles here. // yougot

me on top of the roller coaster

here.

MAYAI just remembered that... we have

left-over baked ziti.

Blart stares blankly at Maya... Is he on to her? Then...

BLART(even bigger smile)

What a day!! // Weeeeee!! What a

ride!!

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The heroic MALL COP SCORE kicks in and we...

CUT TO:

CREDITS wiping behind the dented and worn SECURITY OFFICER 1010BADGE rotating through space. Finally settling on...

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MALL COP: BLART 2EXT. WYNN RESORT AND CASINO - VEGAS - FLY-OVER1111The resort is bathed in golden sun, surrounded by the

beautiful Las Vegas strip.

EXT. WYNN HOTEL SOUTH VALET AREA - DAY1212Blart and Maya slam the trunk on their tiny RENTAL CAR.

Blart, struggling with four bags of luggage, is dressed in

tourist civvies and has a large laminated SECURITY OFFICERS

TRADE ASSOCIATION EXPO pass hanging around his neck.

A sweet faced valet, LANE (18), approaches.

LANEMay I help with your bags, sir?

BLARTNo, no. That’s how they get’cha.

I’ll be fine on my own, thank you.

LANENo problem, sir.

Lane notices Maya and gives her a slight smile. Maya

BLUSHES.

INT. WYNN HOTEL SOUTH ENTRANCE LOBBY - DAY1313Blart and Maya enter the spectacular lobby. Blart drops his

bags in AWE. For Blart, this is like going to the SUPERBOWL.

BLARTTake it in, cupcake... 400,000

square feet of casino and retail

space, sitting atop 215 luxurious

acres... all protected by the

finest security this side of

the//Uh... I got nothin’. Top

notch security though. //

Mississip... andthe other side,

actually. Both sides.

(then)

Welcome to the show. // Showtime.

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