Paying Guest Page #4

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Ae we going to find a

house o pIay a hockey match?

It's the same thing.

Yes!

We ae in a foeign county.

Ou income is Iess.

And we don't have a pIace to stay.

Hea the tune of the heart.

It gives onIy tension.

We just need a pIace to stay.

Why ae we being punished?

We just need a pIace to stay.

Why ae we being punished?

Thee ae many unknown deams.

Pay the advance ent.

Paying guests.

We ae the best.

Paying guests.

HeIIo. Yes, Paikshit. Any news?

No, M. Singh.

At times, we have a

budget but not a fIat.

At times, we find a fIat but

it doesn't fit ou budget.

A few days ago,

I saw a paying guest..

..equiement in 99ace.com.

Ty thee. Maybe you wiII get it.

Okay. What's the addess?

DaIing. DaIing. DaIing.

You aIways foget. Remembe it.

- Sit. Sit.

TeII me. What's the matte?

- BaIIu, we want you fIat on ent.

Why wiII I give my pesonaI fIat

on ent?

I wiII give the fIat

which is on hie.

I am taIking about the same fIat.

- So, say mango.

Mango.

But it's the season of oanges.

Why shouId we say mango?

I mean, say fo the sake of it.

Look, we have decided.

We wiII give that fIat to a mango man.

Mango man?

- Common man.

It's the same thing.

- They don't know.

Okay. QuickIy give the infection.

- Infection?

Intoduction.

- It's the same thing.

They don't know.

- Yes.

I am Paikshit Pandey.

He is my bothe Jayesh Thaku.

Did you Iike ou house?

- It's beautifuI.

Fantastic.

- And vey weII maintained.

It's fuIIy ai-conditioned.

- Wow!

It's fuIIy ai-conditioned.

It's vey coId duing winte.

It's vey hot duing summe.

Though thee is an Ac.

AC doesn't mean ai-conditione.

It's accoding to cIimate. - Yes.

BaIIu.

- Yes.

TeII them you conditions.

- Yes.

The fist condition,

the ent is 20,000 baht.

You won't give me any deposit

o advance. Is it acceptabIe?

Yes.

- Yes.

The second condition. Dinking,

smoking, coming Iate at night..

..is not aIIowed in this house.

Women stay in this house.

- Women?

It's not acceptabIe? Leave. Get Iost.

No. Women meaning?

My siste-in-Iaw, Sweety's

younge siste. She stays with us.

She has gone out of town.

Is it acceptabIe?

She is you siste-in-Iaw.

Whethe you Iet he stay hee o not,

it's none of ou concen.

Is the condition acceptabIe?

- Yes. It's acceptabIe.

It's acceptabIe.

It's acceptabIe.

BaIIu, the thid condition.

The thid condition.

Ae you maied?

No. We ae not maied.

What?! Look, we wiII give

ou fIat onIy to coupIes.

You wasted my time. I can't stay

in this house a moment Ionge.

Let's go. Come on.

BaIIu, what ae you doing?

This is ou house.

Ae you seizing it? Leave. Get Iost.

BaIIu, Iisten to us. BaIIu.

- Leave.

BaIIu.

- Listen.

My heart sings in

the season of monsoon.

My heart sings in

the season of monsoon.

You Iove dweIIs in my beath.

We ae maied.

Yes.

Hang on. Just now Jayesh said,

We ae not maied.

You didn't hea it ight.

You didn't hea it ight.

He said, We'e newIy maied.

Right, Jayesh?

NewIy maied. We head,

not maied.

Look.

- Look.

BaIIu, I undestood.

They ae newIy weIded.

WeIded?

- Wedded.

It's the same thing.

- They don't know.

Yes.

So, we both coupIes wiII

shift hee tomoow. - Yes.

We ae Ieaving.

We wiII meet tomoow moning.

Take cae, Sweety.

- I wiII take it.

Take cae, BaIIu.

- He wiII aIso take it.

And you too take it.

- We wiII.

Look, we don't have any othe option.

PIease ty this size.

To heII with you and

you stupid idea. Got it?

Am I teIIing you to change you sex?

I am just teIIing you

to to change you dess.

Just fo a few days.

Once Jayesh gets the fIat,

we wiII stop pIaying this dama.

Pomise.

- ExpIain to him.

Thee is a diffeence

between maIe and femaIe.

Thee is a diffeence

between eaI and fake.

We wiII be caught in a jiffy.

Got it?

That's what I am saying.

They won't come to know.

I have met them. They both ae

idiots. They Iook Iike idiots.

It's vey easy to fooI

them fo a few days.

Come on. Ty this size.

Look at both these desses.

Supeb. It wiII suit

you both. BeautifuI.

Listen, we ae not

doing the ight thing.

I know. It's not ight.

But it's not wong too.

Because we ae not

committing a theft.

We ae not committing a obbey.

We ae not steaIing anybody.

They need paying guests.

And we wiII stay as paying guests.

Okay.

- What? I won't do this. - Hang on.

Guys, pIease.

We don't have a job.

We don't have a house.

It's eaIIy important. PIease.

Okay. Okay. Paying guests.

Fist pobIem soIved.

What wiII we do

about the second pobIem?

What?

- This pobIem.

Oh, God. That's why you toId

me to buy the tennis baIIs.

Look, ou honou Iies

in you hand. CaefuIIy.

Yes. I don't know why I feeI

they wiII defame us vey soon.

Good. Vey good.

I just need a giI.

Then aII my pobIems

wiII be soIved.

I wiII find soIace.

Thee wiII be jamboees at night.

Paying guest.

We ae the best.

We ae the best.

We ae the best.

Paying guest.

HeIIo.

- HeIIo. Come. Come.

Sweety, she is..

- Kaishma.

She is Kaishma.

- Kaishma.

His wife. - His..

His wife.

And she is Kaeena.

- Hi.

His wife.

Jayesh's wife?

- Yes.

Isn't she too taII?

You see, we both got

maied in chiIdhood.

I was bon.

He was not bon popeIy.

I got maied.

- Okay.

Now, he Iooks Iike this.

And I Iook Iike this.

Sweety, which

company's tea bag is this?

Thee is no coIou, no taste.

It smeIIs diffeent.

What ae you doing, BaIIu?

- What happened?

This is not a tea bag.

It's my fathe's taIisman.

Whee did you keep it?

You too. Come on.

Come hee. Meet him.

He is BaIIu. My husband.

- Okay.

HeIIo.

- HeIIo.

I thought you'e pIaying Kabbadi.

God bIess you. God bIess you.

BaIIu, she is Kaeena.

She has got newIy maied to Jayesh.

- Okay.

And she is Kaishma.

Whee is Kaishma?

We ae famiIy.

Why ae you feeIing shy?

BaIIu.

- Yes.

She is my wife. Check he out.

Nice?

HeIIo.

She is a beautifuI giI.

Yes. She is beautifuI.

She is beautifuI.

- Yes.

If you Iike he so much then

we wiII keep he with you.

You can see he cIoseIy

with a magnifying gIass. Okay?

FooI.

- What?

Whee?

- What?

Whee is ou oom?

- Room. You oom is thee.

Come on. Let's go.

Sweety.

- Yes.

This Kaishma.

- Yes.

She seems to be famiIia.

BaIIu, you think taIisman

and tea bag ae the same.

And you'e saying

Kaishma Iooks famiIia.

I think you'e not in you senses.

Did you find onIy this pIace?

What's the pobIem? What happened?

I used to wok fo BaIIu Singh.

He had fied me.

What? I toId you.

We aII wiII go to heII. Come on.

Stop, Jayesh. Bhavesh, Iisten.

If BaIIu had to ecognise you then..

..he wouId have ecognised

you by now.

It's just fo a few days.

Nothing wiII happen. Tust me.

Can I come inside?

- Come.

I was saying that

today's meaI is on ou behaIf.

Get eady soon.

We ae waiting. Okay.

BhaIIe. BhaIIe. BhaIIe.

We wiII come. We wiII come.

We wiII come fo sue.

Change..

What ae you doing? Naughty.

Okay.

What ae you doing? Whee

ae you going? - Soy. Soy.

Is it difficuIt fo you

to Iive Iike a nomaI guy?

What pobIem do you have?

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