Peep World Page #3
Premature ejaculation
is a common problem.
Now, there's no reason
to be embarrassed about this.
It's a simple mechanical problem
that we can now fix.
Let me ask you.
Are you able
to achieve penetration
before ejaculation?
Some of the time.
Good.
That's good.
In those instances,
how long before you orgasm?
One minute?
Two?
Okay.
How would you like
to last an hour?
What about two or three?
Five minutes
would be unbelievable.
We've developed
a patented compound
that takes effect
almost immediately.
Jeez.
It opens up the veins...
Naah..
In the sponge tissue
of the penis,
the capora cavernosax
Keeps them open
and maintains an erection
for at least an hour,
allowing you to perform
without the fear
of ejaculation.
Now just... just think
of the hours of pleasure
you'll be able to give,
and receive, as a result.
For the first time,
you'll be able
to be with a woman
and feel fully confident
of your abilities.
That would be amazing.
Okay, I need you to stand up.
Salvador,
come in here please.
Who is Salvador?
Oh, he's my nurse.
You're gonna love him.
Full-dosage cartridge.
Very good.
- Is it a pill?
- No.
Now, I don't want you
to be worried.
Holy sh*t.
- It Won't hurt at all.
- Nope. Nah.
No, we don't have to.
Normal, very normal.
No.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Now...
You said something about being
an architect, huh?
What kind of architecture
do you do, Jack?
I do... Aah!
No.
I told you it Wouldn't hurt.
Oh, it kills.
That kills.
See how easy that was?
Oh. Ah.
Now, your erection
will come on rapidly
once the medication
takes effect.
It should subside
in about 15 minutes.
15 minutes...
are... are you sure?
Maybe 20, more or less.
You might feel some discomfort,
but that's a normal part
of the diagnostic.
Don't worry.
Very normal.
If had taken Joef
eight times
to pass the California bar.
So most people
wouldn't trust him
to handle their divorce...
Hey.
Except for Mary...
Joel Meyerwitz.
His girlfriend.
I've been waiting
for you all morning.
I'm sorry.
You promised me you would
help me with my divorce.
I don't want to be married
to that man forever.
- I know, I know.
- I want to be with you.
- Oh.
- Okay?
Mmm.
Mmm.
You smell nice.
Thank you.
The judge is pissed.
Oh, God.
My car broke down again.
You have no business
driving a car like that,
and you know it.
Who do you think
you are anyway,
Johnnie Cochran?
Baby, what is it?
- Hmm?
- What's wrong with you?
Why you look sick?
No, I'm... I'm fine.
You need to take care
of yourself.
I know, with your help.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- What would you do without me?
- What would I do?
Come on, let's reschedule
this hearing.
Yes, officer.
Hey, you know what,
I just need to finish up
one piece of business,
and, uh, I'll be
right in with you.
One minute.
Okay.
You look cute today.
Oh.
Hurry up.
Joel Meyerwitz.
Mr. Meyerwitz, We represent
the Honduran Credit Association.
Let's go for a walk.
Okay, is this really
necessary, guys?
We Wouldn't do it here.
Okay, wait.
See, now the fact that you're
even mentioning whacking...
Your loan with the HCA is
substantially in the arrears.
Okay, okay.
Well, hold on a second.
Hold on.
We can work this out.
All right there's... there's
some kind of misunderstanding,
and I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna call Felix and...
Felix is the one
that sent us.
We need to collect $12,000.
Are you serious?
I don't carry that kind of cash
around with me.
- You got a car?
- Yeah.
Give us the keys.
What? Are you crazy?
My car's Worth, like, 50 grand.
Keys, Mr. Meyerwitz.
Okay.
You know what,
I have a solution to this.
I know how to take care
of this situation.
Okay, guys?
We are simply going to talk
to my father.
Yeah, We're having dinner
tonight downtown at the Madison.
Come on by,
and he will write you a check.
- No checks.
- No, no, no.
You don't understand.
Real estate guy.
Why don't you fix me
and Wizdom up
with a bottle of champagne too?
Yes.
Champagne. Surf and turf.
Anything you want.
He'll have an open tab,
so just go crazy.
All right, guys.
Hey, is that, uh...
Wizdom is your real name?
It's Wizdom with a Z.
With a Z?
Is that on
your birth certificate?
Because you can get that
legally changed.
I could take care of that,
change it to an S.
Are you playing with me?
I... I would never play
with you, Wizdom..
And Z is...
it's perfectly fine.
Okay.
All right, we'll see you
tonight, guys.
Ma, it's me.
Always a pain
in the ass,
Cheri's mother dreamed
of the day
her daughter
would finally run away.
Ma!
But she never did.
Mom!
In the back.
Right.
Your son is a dead man.
I swear to God,
the next time I see Nathan,
I'm gonna kill him.
Hi, Cheri.
Hello, princess.
You look beautiful.
Hi, Ted.
Why are you making him
do that?
He's practically blind.
Is that supposed to be that?
Wow.
All right.
Come. Help your mother.
Let's go.
Great.
Ugh.
Peep World
is everywhere I look.
They're shooting
right outside my apartment.
Did you know that?
You don't think Nate did that
on purpose?
I doubt it.
Hey, you want to help me
with the socks?
No, I don't want
to help you with the socks.
I didn't come here
to f***ing fold laundry, Mom!
I haven't been able
to eat anything
since this book came out.
Well, it doesn't show.
Oh, thank you so much.
You know I'm going through
a really painful time,
and you're acting like
you don't give a sh*t.
It's just a book.
And a movie.
Still, it doesn't matter.
It does matter.
I need you to sign this.
No.
I am not gonna help you
sue your brother.
For the sake of the family,
would you just give up
your lawsuit?
I will not.
It's gonna be okay.
I disagree.
Half the stuff in that book
Nate made up.
This is a work of fiction.
I have lost friends
over this book, mother.
People look at me now,
and they just...
they think I'm a b*tch.
Oh, you agree.
I'm outta here.
Ooh. Wow.
Somebody's excited
for Daddy's dinner tonight
He's bringing
his new girlfriend.
Did he tell you?
No.
I bet she's really young
and pretty.
Ah.
Aah.
Salvador.
Ah.
Salvador.
Normal.
Very normal.
But, uh, it's really aching.
It's really throbbing.
Whoa? What is whoa?
What does whoa mean?
Uh, could you please
lift your gown for me?
Come on.
Please.
Salvador, come take
a look at this.
No. Don't...
See?
The level of tumescence
is off the charts.
Look. See the expressiveness
in the veins?
Prominence of the head?
What level dosage
did you give me?
- You said full.
- I did?
Yes, you did.
Well, in rare cases,
the erection will not dissipate.
for more than eight hours...
Eight hours?
Are you kidding?
Your penis will need to be
drained before gangrene sets in.
Gangrene?
Perfect.
Fantastic.
Jack, Relax.
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