Peep World Page #3

Synopsis: On the day of their Father's 70th birthday party, four siblings come to terms with the publication of a novel written by the youngest sibling, that exposes the family's most intimate secrets.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Barry W. Blaustein
Production: IFC Films
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
27
Rotten Tomatoes:
22%
R
Year:
2010
79 min
$10,908
Website
88 Views


his secret getting out.

Premature ejaculation

is a common problem.

Now, there's no reason

to be embarrassed about this.

It's a simple mechanical problem

that we can now fix.

Let me ask you.

Are you able

to achieve penetration

before ejaculation?

Some of the time.

Good.

That's good.

In those instances,

how long before you orgasm?

One minute?

Two?

Okay.

How would you like

to last an hour?

What about two or three?

Five minutes

would be unbelievable.

We've developed

a patented compound

that takes effect

almost immediately.

Jeez.

It opens up the veins...

Naah..

In the sponge tissue

of the penis,

the capora cavernosax

Keeps them open

and maintains an erection

for at least an hour,

allowing you to perform

without the fear

of ejaculation.

Now just... just think

of the hours of pleasure

you'll be able to give,

and receive, as a result.

For the first time,

you'll be able

to be with a woman

and feel fully confident

of your abilities.

That would be amazing.

Okay, I need you to stand up.

Salvador,

come in here please.

Who is Salvador?

Oh, he's my nurse.

You're gonna love him.

Full-dosage cartridge.

Very good.

- Is it a pill?

- No.

Now, I don't want you

to be worried.

Holy sh*t.

- It Won't hurt at all.

- Nope. Nah.

No, we don't have to.

Normal, very normal.

No.

Jesus Christ.

Okay.

Now...

You said something about being

an architect, huh?

What kind of architecture

do you do, Jack?

I do... Aah!

No.

I told you it Wouldn't hurt.

Oh, it kills.

That kills.

See how easy that was?

Oh. Ah.

Now, your erection

will come on rapidly

once the medication

takes effect.

It should subside

in about 15 minutes.

15 minutes...

are... are you sure?

Maybe 20, more or less.

You might feel some discomfort,

but that's a normal part

of the diagnostic.

Don't worry.

Very normal.

If had taken Joef

eight times

to pass the California bar.

So most people

wouldn't trust him

to handle their divorce...

Hey.

Except for Mary...

Joel Meyerwitz.

His girlfriend.

I've been waiting

for you all morning.

I'm sorry.

You promised me you would

help me with my divorce.

I don't want to be married

to that man forever.

- I know, I know.

- I want to be with you.

- Oh.

- Okay?

Mmm.

Mmm.

You smell nice.

Thank you.

The judge is pissed.

Oh, God.

My car broke down again.

You have no business

driving a car like that,

and you know it.

Who do you think

you are anyway,

Johnnie Cochran?

Baby, what is it?

- Hmm?

- What's wrong with you?

Why you look sick?

No, I'm... I'm fine.

You need to take care

of yourself.

I know, with your help.

- Okay.

- Okay?

- What would you do without me?

- What would I do?

Come on, let's reschedule

this hearing.

Yes, officer.

Hey, you know what,

I just need to finish up

one piece of business,

and, uh, I'll be

right in with you.

One minute.

Okay.

You look cute today.

Oh.

Hurry up.

Joel Meyerwitz.

Mr. Meyerwitz, We represent

the Honduran Credit Association.

Let's go for a walk.

Okay, is this really

necessary, guys?

If We were gonna Whack you,

We Wouldn't do it here.

Okay, wait.

See, now the fact that you're

even mentioning whacking...

Your loan with the HCA is

substantially in the arrears.

Okay, okay.

Well, hold on a second.

Hold on.

We can work this out.

All right there's... there's

some kind of misunderstanding,

and I'll tell you

what I'm gonna do.

I'm just gonna call Felix and...

Felix is the one

that sent us.

We need to collect $12,000.

Are you serious?

I don't carry that kind of cash

around with me.

- You got a car?

- Yeah.

Give us the keys.

What? Are you crazy?

My car's Worth, like, 50 grand.

Keys, Mr. Meyerwitz.

Okay.

You know what,

I have a solution to this.

I know how to take care

of this situation.

Okay, guys?

We are simply going to talk

to my father.

Yeah, We're having dinner

tonight downtown at the Madison.

Come on by,

and he will write you a check.

- No checks.

- No, no, no.

You don't understand.

My father is Henry Meyerwitz.

Real estate guy.

Why don't you fix me

and Wizdom up

with a bottle of champagne too?

Yes.

Champagne. Surf and turf.

Anything you want.

He'll have an open tab,

so just go crazy.

All right, guys.

Hey, is that, uh...

Wizdom is your real name?

It's Wizdom with a Z.

With a Z?

Is that on

your birth certificate?

Because you can get that

legally changed.

I could take care of that,

change it to an S.

Are you playing with me?

I... I would never play

with you, Wizdom..

And Z is...

it's perfectly fine.

Okay.

All right, we'll see you

tonight, guys.

Ma, it's me.

Always a pain

in the ass,

Cheri's mother dreamed

of the day

her daughter

would finally run away.

Ma!

But she never did.

Mom!

In the back.

Right.

Your son is a dead man.

I swear to God,

the next time I see Nathan,

I'm gonna kill him.

Hi, Cheri.

Hello, princess.

You look beautiful.

Hi, Ted.

Why are you making him

do that?

He's practically blind.

Is that supposed to be that?

Wow.

All right.

Come. Help your mother.

Let's go.

Great.

Ugh.

Peep World

is everywhere I look.

They're shooting

right outside my apartment.

Did you know that?

You don't think Nate did that

on purpose?

I doubt it.

Hey, you want to help me

with the socks?

No, I don't want

to help you with the socks.

I didn't come here

to f***ing fold laundry, Mom!

I haven't been able

to eat anything

since this book came out.

Well, it doesn't show.

Oh, thank you so much.

You know I'm going through

a really painful time,

and you're acting like

you don't give a sh*t.

It's just a book.

And a movie.

Still, it doesn't matter.

It does matter.

I need you to sign this.

No.

I am not gonna help you

sue your brother.

For the sake of the family,

would you just give up

your lawsuit?

I will not.

It's gonna be okay.

I disagree.

Half the stuff in that book

Nate made up.

This is a work of fiction.

I have lost friends

over this book, mother.

People look at me now,

and they just...

they think I'm a b*tch.

Oh, you agree.

I'm outta here.

Ooh. Wow.

Somebody's excited

for Daddy's dinner tonight

He's bringing

his new girlfriend.

Did he tell you?

No.

I bet she's really young

and pretty.

Ah.

Aah.

Salvador.

Ah.

Salvador.

Normal.

Very normal.

But, uh, it's really aching.

It's really throbbing.

Whoa? What is whoa?

What does whoa mean?

Uh, could you please

lift your gown for me?

Come on.

Please.

Salvador, come take

a look at this.

No. Don't...

See?

The level of tumescence

is off the charts.

Look. See the expressiveness

in the veins?

Prominence of the head?

What level dosage

did you give me?

- You said full.

- I did?

Yes, you did.

Well, in rare cases,

the erection will not dissipate.

If your penis stays erect

for more than eight hours...

Eight hours?

Are you kidding?

Your penis will need to be

drained before gangrene sets in.

Gangrene?

Perfect.

Fantastic.

Jack, Relax.

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