Peeples Page #7
(all cheering)
Gloria:
Oh, my God! Youshould not have seen that!
(Daphne screams)
We have been robbed!
What?
You know those vintage diamond
earrings you bought for me
after you did that thing
I asked you not to do,
and we said we
wouldn't talk about it?
Calm down.
I went to put the rest of my
jewelry away, and they weren't there.
Okay, mother,
maybe you misplaced them.
You know how you misplace
things. Yeah, Mrs. peeples.
Oh, no, no, no!
I haven't worn them in months.
They have been in
the very same place.
Of course.
Well, what's different?
Nothing's different.
Well, I look around, and the only
thing different I see is wade.
Dad.
Wade is what is different.
Oh, Virgil,
that is so not cool.
Well, I did see him
in your closet this morning.
What were you doing
in mom's closet?
That I can explain.
Virgil, I did not
take Daphne's earrings.
Of course not, honey.
Nobody's saying that.
And I think he's overlooking
another potential suspect.
Like who?
I don't know.
who's sporting
We wear Timex.
We are Timex people!
(Watches ticking)
Why are you looking at
me like that? Like what?
Like that!
I think we should
just all turn in
(tearfully) And get a fresh
start in the morning.
Mom.
(Sobs)
Grace:
Mom?(Wails)
Grace:
Mom?Honey, we'll figure this out.
(Grunts)
Mom?
He's tripping.
Virgil's no angel.
I could tell you some things.
Like what? Freaky stuff?
Freaky rich people stuff?
For a minute, I swear, it
seemed like grace believed Virgil
when he said I
took her mom's things.
Shhh.
You know,
Nana told me about Gloria.
Told you what?
Her and Meg are together.
Like, doing it.
She told you?
You knew?
What's going on?
Si in the house.
What's up? What's up?
What is that
little scrub doing?
Wade:
Simon sticky-fingers.Oh!
He stole his momma's earring.
That's cold.
Wade:
Thinks he's got to bea thug to get respect.
See that? That's rich
I should stay out of it.
You should. You should stay
out of it. But you won't.
Simon:
Huh?(In a rough voice)
What's up, fool?
Keep your head forward!
(In a deep voice) Yeah.
My father is...
Wade:
I don't give a damnwho your father is!
We're your father now.
Oh, sh*t. Wade:
You knowwhat I do give a damn about?
These rocks in your ear.
Oh!
Wade:
Yeah.I like these rocks.
Oh, God.
You don't need God now. You're
gonna be on your knees soon enough.
Don't take them.
Heh. They're my mom's.
You stole earrings
from your momma?
I didn't steal them.
You think stealing is a joke? No.
You'll end up in lock-up. Lock-up is hell!
(Whispering) Hell.
I know because
my sister told me.
Which sister?
My sister grace.
She was in jail
for like, three days.
And then my
father got her out.
Wade:
What did this grace do?Listen, man,
snitches get ditches. Okay?
I thought
snitches get stitches.
Nah, snitches get
ditches, because you die...
Both of you, listen!
All right?
This is what you're gonna do.
You gonna take
your little momma's
earrings back to
her jewelry box.
Okay.
Because we're watching you. Watching.
That was
always my plan.
Wade?
And Chris.
Wade:
Si,what's wrong with you?
Why are you stealing
your momma's earrings?
Man, I took them to
impress this girl,
but she isn't
looking at me no way.
Si, you're a genius.
You're smart.
You build robots
and stuff, man.
Talk about what you know.
Girls love smart guys.
That's why I'm a doctor.
Wade:
Shut up.That's not gonna work.
Explain how
I got your sister.
(Imitates explosion)
I wasn't scared, though.
I wasn't scared.
(Stammering) I just... I negotiate.
I just make sure I stay living.
I hate to say this about my
girl's dad, but he's an a**hole.
Yeah!
Just a straight-up a**hole.
And I haven't even mentioned
anything I've seen around here.
Not even to grace. You know? Out
of respect for his a**hole ass.
Not even after he
accused me of stealing.
Not even after
I saw his balls!
I know.
Wait, you saw his balls?
Every time I close my eyes.
Look, bro, you got to
get on point, man.
You can't waste time just
deflecting man-balls, dude.
You need to go to
the house tonight
and say, "look,
I'm marrying your daughter
"with or without your
approval. " You're right.
I know I'm right.
Damn right, I'm right.
He's at the sweat lodge.
What? The sweat what?
I know exactly what I'm gonna
do. You just saved my life.
Well, I am a doctor.
A doctor.
# Ladies love the kid
what are you doing here?
I'll tell you what
I'm doing here...
Your offering, brother?
It's no free ride, wade.
You can't take a seat unless you
make an offering to the spirit gods,
which watch over
I ain't trying to
do nothing free.
Your offering will be purified
and returned to you blessed.
You do still have my change
from the supermarket, don't you?
You know what I've got?
This is what I've got.
I came here to
propose to grace.
With that chip?
My grandfather saved for
months to get this ring,
and he was
married for 62 years.
All I see is a man who can't
afford to buy his own ring.
That's not true!
You're coming in
here acting all humble,
but I see what
you really want.
You want to be
king in my castle.
I don't play chess, so I
don't get your little analogy.
Get this. This ain't
checkers, southside Willie.
Who?
As the heat rises,
we must focus our energy.
You know, you're not
the first one, wade.
Grace has brought home dozens
of men, all seeking my approval.
Mmph. The erudite lawyer,
the nerdy scientist,
skip, Martin, the twins.
The twins?
But I see them for what
they really are, phases.
You, for example,
are her loser phase.
You don't define me, Virgil.
Well, that's more like it.
Now the lion is in the forest.
What?
Man 1:
Time to...Man 2:
Time out.You getting hot?
Shh. Walk through
the flame into your manhood.
We can settle this
right now if you want.
What do you want to do, huh,
judge? What would settle this?
Well, you heard the chief. Walk
through the flame into manhood.
What? Is that supposed to
scare me? Think this is hot?
This ain't nothing but July
Rama putu riki.
More coals.
A lot more!
Kumu pa tiki.
Whoa. Hey.
Hi.
I'm sorry. Am I lost?
Have sex with me.
Virgil:
I am an iceberg,crisp, frigid, frozen in
I am a frog, swimming
in a cool, cool pond.
riding the icy north winds,
floating gently to the ground.
(Wade panting)
Uh...
Yeah? You like that?
Yes. Very much. Perhaps
the ear, if you could try.
I'm a 44-ounce big
gulp grape slurpee.
# Wade in the water
with delicious, cool treats.
# Wade in the water,
children
on a hot summer day.
# Wade in the water
damn!
# Wade can't make
I'm a cold pitcher of grape
Kool-Aid with a smiley face on it.
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