Penelope
My parents were born
into the good life.
Old money, blue blooded,
society sweethearts
- Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?
- We'll be happy with whatever we have.
Having played host to kings and queens
and other powers that be,
they were used to gracing
the pages of the society columns
So they welcomed
the attention...
On what they supposed would be
the happiest day of their lives.
Hang in there.
Hold on honey, you can do it.
Oh, my God!
I want to be sick! Oh, my God!
that a curse was put
on the Willhern family
When my great, great,
great grandfather Ralph...
had a fling with a lowly
servant girl... Clara.
Who was soon eating
for two.
When he told his family of his plans
to marry Clara
He realised how silly
he'd been
Clara was after all
just a servant girl...
... and prone to rashes.
Sir Ralph married someone
more suitable.
And Clara...
fell off a cliff.
the town witch -
showed up on the
Wilhern lawn
determined to give these blue bloods
a taste of their own medicine.
She scattered about animal guts
and commanded that the next Wilhern
daughter be born with the face of a pig.
And only when one
of your own
kind claims this daughter as their own
'till death do they part'
will the curse be broken.
Time passed,
and as luck would have it
the next five Wilhern brides
gave birth to all sons...
who fathered all sons...
who fathered all sons
... who fathered all sons.
Finally, born to Ella and Leonard
Hugh Wilhern... a daughter.
A century of worry
for nothing.
Of course, what they didn't know
then was that Ella hadn't actually
given birth to a Wilhern.
She had given birth to... a Jones.
Which means that the first born
Wilhern girl...
... was me.
Penelope.
Dear, sweet Penelope
I'd given up all hope
of ever finding a woman
who truly understands me.
I had given up all hope that is...
until I met you.
I knew it.
He's the one.
He just might be.
You see...
...like you, I felt imprisoned
most of my life.
Really?
...By what?
Your good looks
and your good name?
Yes, exactly.
- No one ever seems able to see past that.
- No one.
And Penelope.
Dear, sweet Penelope...
curse or no curse,
if I am more
than my name and my face...
well, then, surely you are
more than yours?
Let me in.
Penelope, let me in.
No!
Hi.
What...?
Help me! Help me!
She's a pig!
She's a killer pig!
Help me!
Somebody help!
Why, Penelope?
Why?
I'm not the one who ran mother.
Well, of course they run dear when you
spring yourself at them like that.
Do you think I showed your father
my mole on our third date?
No dear, no. I had the good sense to wait
until after we were married.
I didn't show him my mole, mother.
I showed him my face.
Mom.
Oh, sweetheart.
He really liked you.
No, Mum, he really didn't.
He didn't like your nose, that's what he
didn't like. You're not your nose.
But, it... it is my nose.
No! It's your great, great,
great grandfathers nose.
On your father's side.
He did this to you... to us.
But you are not your nose.
You are not you.
You're, you're, you're...
somebody else inside just
waiting to come out.
I had been reminded
over the years
that I was not the
only victim of the curse.
For starters along with my birth came
the knowledge of Aunt Ella's affair.
Damn you, Ella!
Even so no one suffered more
than my mother.
- These things happen all the time.
- To who?
Did you know some children
are born with gills?
Gills, sweetheart,
like on a fish.
- So, can you cut it off?
- Strangest thing.
But the carotid artery appears to run
directly through the nose.
Or 'snout', as the case may be.
Making any attempt at removal
unfeasible.
The, caro... caro... what's that?
What's he saying, Franklin?
What, what's he saying?
She would die, sweetheart.
I'm sorry.
The snout stays.
You...
Oh... that's not true.
My mother meant well
She always meant well
And always did what she thought
best to protect me.
First, from reporters.
What are you?
Ow, my eye!
But with the public demanding to see the
face that had caused so much trouble.
My mother did what any
loving mother would do.
She faked my death.
Earth to earth
ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.
And had me cremated.
So with the public left to mourn
with my tragic passing.
And with me safely hidden away
from the outside world.
Now she need only worry about
protecting me from my father.
Who was having trouble adapting
to the new morning menu.
Why can't I have
bacon?
Because you love
oatmeal.
Doesn't Daddy love oatmeal?
Yeah.
No, I love bacon.
And from the insensitivity
of the new butler Jake.
And this little piggy
stayed at home.
And this little piggy
had roast beef...
Jake! Oh, Jake. Stop it.
Oh, the poor baby.
And occasionally she had to protect me,
even from myself.
So I did most of
my playing in my room...
Where I made my own friends.
And learnt to entertain myself.
While my mother spent her every
waking hour preparing me.
Preparing me to be a suitable bride
for the man who
would break the curse.
Quelle heure l'est-il?
Then upon my eighteenth birthday
she hired Wanda
whose dating agency
catered to the best and the
brightest blue bloods.
One of my own kind
Who would break the curse
by accepting me as I am.
Hello.
And upon their departure, they were
invited back to the house.
Where they were legally
gagged into secrecy.
And so it went.
And it was just
a matter of time...
before my mother recognised the need
for certain adjustments.
Shatterproof glass...
And sneakers for Jake.
So you see today...
She's a pig!
... was much like any other.
Except...
- I couldn't catch him.
- Aah! I knew it.
I always said we should
make them sign the gag
before they see her.
Not after.
Don't worry.
We'll catch him.
We'd better.
A snout?
And fangs.
Look, I know what I saw, alright?
Now, are you going to arrest her or not?
On what grounds?
Ugly blind date?
If being ugly were a crime, I'd have to
arrest half the people in this city.
I know what you're thinking.
The Wilherns, nice family right?
That's what I thought. And when
Penelope mentioned the curse
I thought that was just a
figure of speech, yeah.
It's not a figure of speech.
And they're not nice.
I'm telling you if I hadn't of got out
of there when I did that...
monster it would have
eaten me alive.
That's it.
Put him in holding over night.
Come on, mate.
What me?
No, you don't understand
I've come in to report her.
- Hey, wasn't that a Vanderman?
- Yeah, Edward.
That might be him...
no.
Okay, you know what? Edward should have
been home by now, don't you think?
Hello, anybody? Will somebody
call my mother?
Rise and shine.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Come on, dear.
We're moving.
Franklin.
Mum?
- Up, up, up, up, up.
- What?
We're moving?
Where is Larry Bonsa?
Security.
Poor Edward.
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