Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Page #4

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and kidnapped our friend.

And we really need your help,

and we don't have a lot of time.

That's really cute,

how you finish each other's sentences.

Follow.

You like this tie? I just bought it.

Herms, of course.

Check it out.

State-of-the-art sorting,

processing and packaging facility.

If you can box it, we can ship it

at the speed of...

Well, me.

We have plans to expand next year.

We're finding we have some space issues.

So picture this, only bigger.

Don't touch that.

We're the fastest-growing

Olympian industry.

It took a while to get up and running,

but Rome wasn't built in a day.

Trust me, I was there.

Excuse me, sir,

we're in a bit of a hurry.

Relax, my friend. Take it slow.

Come on! Give me a break!

Easy for you to say, Your Eminence.

Actually, Martha, it's not easy for him.

He's the god of freaking speed.

Except he's not the one whose butt

is stuck to a big silver stick forever!

Hey, guys, what did I say?

When we meet new people,

protract your S's. it's more dramatic.

Makes an impression.

I'm personally insulted.

Snakes don't talk like that.

It is a stereotype and it's offensive.

Bad enough some of our relatives

are hanging out with Medusa...

turning people to stone.

All right.

I love your hair.

I wish my hair would do that.

Yeah, that will happen.

Why don't you guys

make yourselves useful?

Demi-Google Luke for me.

These kids are looking for him.

- Why?

- Do they have a death wish?

It doesn't matter. Just...

Didn't even say "please."

Told you! We should have taken

that job with Hercules.

They're an acquired taste.

Luke. I don't know what to do about him.

I've tried reaching out, but the kid's angry.

He's resentful.

And he holds a grudge

like nobody's business.

Just like his mother,

come to think of it.

Yeah, he's not my biggest fan either.

If you're gonna cross paths or,

Zeus forbid, swords with him...

it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world

to have a thing or two to help you out.

Collector's item, mint condition.

From Hercules Busts Heads, Season One.

Hercules Busts Heads?

Best TV show ever.

So, of course, cancelled.

Got this off Deity-Bay.

You twist the cap off this, you release the

winds from the four corners of the Earth.

Now, you tell me that isn't cool.

Whoa! No, not in here!

Not in here.

By the gods, George was right.

You do have a death wish.

Now, you're also...

You're also gonna want one of these.

Thanks.

Mythical box sealer?

You wound me. Truly, I am wounded.

I hold in my hands a Matter Eliminator.

Trademark pending.

Anything you outline with this...

Not in here.

...will disappear.

Gone. Instant hole.

"Demi-Google Luke," he said.

Except, how am I supposed to

type without fingers?

You were supposed to use the mouse!

I'm a snake. I eat mice.

All right, thank you.

Have you found Luke?

Did he just say "thank you"?

I'm sure it was just a lapse.

Luke's on a yacht called the Andromeda.

It's passing by Chesapeake Beach

as we speak.

Thank you.

You're so welcome.

There, you happy?

Hush.

Thank you very much.

Hey, listen...

If you see Luke...

please explain to him for me...

that parents,

we make mistakes sometimes.

He has every right to be angry at me.

Just, please tell him

not to be angry with the world.

I'm not sure if there's anything

that I can say that will change him.

Tl"!-

If it's one thing I've learned

in 3000 years...

it's you can't give up on family.

Thanks again.

He'll never make it.

That's lunch!

That's it. That's Luke's yacht.

What do we do? Swim?

But it's water.

Dad will help.

Hey, Dad.

We're trying to save Camp Half-Blood

and rescue a satyr named Grover.

And we could really use your help

getting to that ship out there.

Poseidon?

Dad?

It was a nice try, big guy...

but don't be upset when he doesn't...

...answer.

It's a hippocampus.

Hi, girl.

Boy-

Come here.

Sometimes, you just gotta ask.

All I've been doing is asking.

Are you coming?

Yeah.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Giddy up!

Back up!

Back up.

Thank you, friend.

Tyson.

Come on, buddy. We gotta go.

You want some sugar?

- Have you seen it?

- No, man.

Did he show it to you?

Wait until you see it.

It took him long enough to find it.

That's Chris Rodriguez, Ethan Nakamura,

and Shana Beauregard.

Luke's been recruiting.

This is a nice boat.

How are we gonna find Grover?

Luke is probably keeping him

below deck somewhere.

Like, in a brig.

I don't think yachts have brigs, Percy.

Follow me.

Be careful, you guys.

He said keep your distance.

How much longer are we gonna

be on this boat, anyway?

Doesn't matter, just watch it.

It's so time to go.

Hey. Percy. Percy!

Tyson, do you have to

make so much noise?

Sorry!

Chris?

Hey.

What have you done with Grover?

Grover?

Grover's the least of your worries.

Guess who's here.

What a surprise.

If it isn't my two favorite cousins.

Three.

I'm a son of Poseidon, too.

That's funny, because Poseidon

doesn't have any other half-blood sons.

I'm a Cyclops.

Mist.

You don't say.

It's been a long time.

You look good.

Where's Grover?

Grover, Grover.

Grover, yes.

Right, the satyr.

He should be in the Sea of Monsters

right about now.

I sent him on ahead with some friends.

We're kind of on the clock.

Wait, you're not...

You're not just trying to stop us

from getting the Fleece.

I need it, too.

I got something

only the Fleece can revive.

And it's not a tree.

Wanna see it?

It wasn't easy to find.

I had to crawl through

the depths of Tartarus itself.

And then Cleveland.

The remains of Kronos.

The original Titan,

father to the Olympians.

And with the Fleece's help,

destroyer of Olympus.

And the world.

You'd destroy the whole world

just to get back at your dad?

The Olympians overthrew their parents.

It's just our turn.

We met your father.

He said that he knows

that he made mistakes.

He told us to tell you

to not be so angry.

Really?

And he couldn't even tell me himself.

Does that sound familiar?

Take them to the brig.

Let's go. Come on.

Thalia was your friend!

She sacrificed herself for you.

You're gonna lecture me about Thalia

when you're hanging around with him?

You disappoint me the most.

I told you he had a brig.

How can you trust him?

He was probably making all that noise

on purpose.

He wanted Luke to catch us.

What do you have against Tyson anyway?

He's a Cyclops.

I think the politically correct term

is "ocularly impaired."

Who cares?

They're vicious and they're dangerous.

Yeah, vicious.

We have to get out of here.

How?

Just hang on to something.

All right, here we go.

Come on, come on, come on!

What's going on?

Percy's trying to kill us.

I think it's working.

You got it?

Piece of cake.

I think I'm gonna vomit.

Yep.

So, how does this work?

I don't know.

It's my first mythical tape gun.

Just like Hermes said...

"instant hole."

Go to the lifeboat.

Kill the engines.

That was for Grover.

Grab him!

We got him!

What are you doing?

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