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We should have done it a long time ago

Welcome back to the show

I'm here with the former executioner

of Bang Kwang Central Prison

Mr Chavoret Jaruboon

Not only was he an executioner

he also wrote many books

Here's one that was written in English

very popular amongst foreigners

The book is called

"The Last Executioner"

Mr Chavoret

As executioner, have you ever

hesitated to kill anyone?

Please don't kill me!

I didn't do it!

Let go

I didn't do it!

They paid me

Don't kill me...

Warden

What is it?

I want to see the documents

What documents?

I don't want to kill an innocent man

Chow

Good thing it's you

Anyone else

I'd relieve them of duty

Do your job!

Did you hear my question?

I asked if you ever hesitated

No, sir

I believe in our justice system

But the system can be wrong too!

What if?

There's no 'if'

Last question

I want to ask you

Which do you like more between a gun and a guitar?

Guitar

I was an executioner

not a murderer

How's it going?

Father Abbot

I want to ordain

I've never done it before

Never ordained, eh?

How long are you planning to ordain?

- Two weeks

- Only two weeks?

I thought you'd say two Lents

Two weeks is more than enough, Father

Not a bad idea to ordain

You can pray for those you've executed

How about your family?

Yes, sir

You should have your wife become a nun

and your son become a novice

That should be fun

Hey, sweetheart

- Yes? - You don't need to cook today

I'm about to become a monk

Let's go have a bit of fun

Let me change first

Do you hear something?

No, I don't

Sounds like the fans are calling for me

I don't hear anything

Toads don't usually live near water

until it's mating season...

Dad, what are you doing?

I'm calculating my insurance

You know what?

If I die today

You will get 30 times my monthly salary

plus our 500,000 Baht in savings

That will put you through to your masters

and you have to finish your masters, understand?

And you will get to take piano classes

We should also have enough for you to keep this house

I'm going to the bathroom

Hope the mood lightens up when I come out

Hello

Do you have an appointment?

We have a health check booked

Chavoret Jaruboon

Can I have your coupon please?

Mr Chavoret, the doctor will see you now

The doctors won't get any of my money

It's better to check just in case

First doctor said I drink too much

I can stop drinking

I still think you should take further tests

No need

It's just a waste of money

What are you doing in the dark?

I can't sleep

...executioner of Bang Kwang prison

Mr Chavoret Jaruboon

Mr Chavoret

What do you think of the work you do?

I think the job I do is helping prisoners

relieve themselves of their sins

and their sufferings, sir

Don't forget to do good

because good and bad karma

will affect you in this life and the next

I am ready to work hard again at the age of 60

no need to queue up for your 500 Baht anymore...

Dad

Mr Pornchai is here

Hello, Chow

Please, come and sit down

Are you doing well?

I have good news for you

The two books we released are selling really well

I'd like you to write two more

Sure

How would you like them?

Actually I'd like one in English

and one in Thai

Hello

...about life inside the prison

and for the Thai one

I want it to be about spirits Thais like that...

Colon cancer?

...third stage

How much will I get for my next book?

I've booked the operating room for

8 o'clock tomorrow morning

I think the chances of

removing it is very high

Dad

Did someone die?

What's with the flowers?

Thank you

Let's go

Smile

There'll be more expenses for sure

Smile will you Dad?

I have a special guest with us today

And let me tell you

that he is an executioner

at Bang Kwang Central Prison

and has personally executed...

Fifty-five lives?

I'm not kidding you

Please welcome Mr Chavoret Jaruboon

Hello

How are you today?

I feel like the most envied man

in all of Thailand right now

And for today

we have Mr Chavoret's book

to give away to our fans

If you want this book

go to our Facebook page

First five to click 'like', will get a copy each

We're going to take a short break now...

Do you know this guy?

Hmm?

Does he look like Grandpa?

No?

This is why your Grandma liked me

As promised

today we have a special show

for everyone here

Please give a round of applause

for our own Elvis of the 'Big Tiger'

Are you ready to go?

This place has changed a lot

That's right

There was never this many people

Shall we buy some food for the birds?

Sure

Wait right here, okay?

Okay

Chow!

Doctor says to be prepared

Let me tell him myself

Right now it has spread to the brain already

Doctor says

your rock'n'roll days are over

You've got to be kidding

This is your good karma

And this is your bad karma

We're going to weigh them, let's see

Where are you taking me?

Sorry for keeping you waiting

I'm overloaded with paperwork

Am I in hell?

No

No, no, no

But those ones are

because they actually enjoy killing

Does this mean I'm dead?

It says here you're not

Smart move, not answering

I'm not going anywhere yet

Who are they?

They're me

Hey, you're here

- Hello

- Today's your birthday, right?

Take this big one

So you can grow up to be Elvis

Why don't you try it out?

Dad!

Husband

Father

Musician

Who are they?

They're me

Both of them?

Yes

Do you like your job?

Killing people never made me happy

Have you ever chosen between karma and family?

No, sir

The two cannot be compared

Was the music okay for you?

It sounded great

What's your name?

I'm Chavoret

You can call me Chow

I'm Tew

Pleased to meet you

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