Phata Poster Nikhla Hero Page #3

Police? What now?

Did you jump a signal?

- No, sir.

PUC? - It's there.

Insurance? - It's there.

Icensse?

- It'ss there.

Do you want me to speed up?

Do you wish to take me to the moon?

'Wanted',

'Dabbang', 'Ready', 'Ek Tha Tiger'.

What a body.

Fantasstic fighter.

Bhai! Bhai!

Sir...

Bhai!

What happened, sir?

I'm a big fan.

- I see. Thank you.

Can I get an autograph?

- Of course.

Hey, hold on to this.

Carefuul.

Your name?

- Vishwas.

Her name?

Her name?

- Don't know.

Kajal.

Kajal.

Very nice. To Vishwas and Kajal.

Here.

- Thank you, bhai.

Thank you.

- Welcome.

Someday I will be like you.

- Of course.

Of course, you sure can.

- Bye.

Why would he become like me?

I pose as inspector in films.

And this inspector

wants to be a movie star.

Anyone can be a hero these days.

He can too.

Issten, take rme to

RRajkuurmar Santosshi'ss office.

The narration of 'Andaz

Apna Apna-2' is in progress.

Oh no!

Aamir again.

He looks more handsome in real life.

The black car's heading this way.

That inspector turned

out to be really smart, sir.

He took a short-cut and cut us off.

What? What are you

still thinking about?

Get out of there.

Forget the girl.

Take the photo an d rmake a ruun for it.

You goons. Where are you going?

- Run. Run. Run.

Sir, we scared them off.

Thank you, sister. You saved me.

Not me, he did.

Thank him. He saved you.

Thank you officer, for saving me.

I am Suman Thappa.

Chief Security Officer

Bhimsingh Thappa's daughter.

Sister, please give me your phone.

Thank you.

Sir, forgive me.

I misunderstood you.

- You still misunderstand me...

No, no, now I know you very well.

Salman Khan was just an excuse.

Actually, you wanted to take

a short-cut and cut them off. Right?

You're the first brave and honest

officer I've come across in the city.

I'm really impressed.

Sir!

Speak up.

How much more money do you want?

Ike I ssaid I don't know

that insspector... - Don't lie to rme.

There was a time,

when police officers were honest.

They had character.

We would grease their palms...

...an d they wouuld give uuss protection.

And today... even after paying money...

...we can't commit a

small abduction in the city?

I'll talk to the department.

No need to talk.

Just give me the

name of that inspector.

I really don't know who he is, sir.

Lying again.

Biscuit.

You won't make this mistake again.

Yes, sir,

Sir...

...maybe that inspector's

one of Chinappa Das' man.

Right.

You're right, Ghorpade.

Thank you, sir.

- Biscuit.

So you are wearing Vishwas' clothes.

If you keep this up,

someday you'll be defamed.

"Munni was defamed,

darling only for you."

I'm from the Daily Paper.

Mr. Lalwani was supposed

to give me a photograph.

Daddy, ssormeone'ss here

frorm the Daily RPaper.

Yes. Give him the inspector's photo.

It's kept ready on the table.

- Ready?

Stop, sister. Stop.

Good news.

Vishwas has become

a police inspector. - What?

Look, his photo's been

published in the papers.

What's written in it?

- I don't know.

The paper's torn.

I got my hands on it in the temple.

Hail Goddess Durga!

- Yes, Lord.

My son's become a police inspector.

Take this. You take too.

My son's become a police inspector.

My son's become a police inspector.

Thief!

Thief! Thief!

Thief!

He won't stop if you yell "Thief".

- Then what do we do?

Shout "Police", they will nab him.

- Yes.

Police! Police! Police!

All you need is one break...

...an d youu will be a rmovie sstar.

Ike thiss.

Movie star?

Ike thiss?

Police!

You're fantastic, sir.

No, no, it was a mistake...

- No, mistake.

Throwing that peel was just an excuse.

You wanted to catch the

thief without laying a finger.

He's a police officer.

Honest. Brave.

Thank you, Officer.

This Gundappa Das' thug

was fleeing with my diamonds.

Which station should I take him to?

- Take him to anyone.

Heard that. Take him away.

Corme on! Corme.

Fantasstic, ssir.

You're always at the crime-scene.

But you arrive before me.

I am Kajal.

- I am Vishwas.

Sir.

She looks like a heroine.

- Yes, she does.

But she can't be yours.

- Why?

She's a Mumbai girl.

She'll giggle while talking.

But if you try to flirt with her...

...she'll sick her dog on you.

What?

So don't love her, don't follow her.

Come on, follow me.

"Et'ss rmake deal of ouur love."

What deal?

- Heart. Heart.

"Trade. Trade."

"Et'ss sseal thiss deal."

"Tight. Tight. Very tight."

"Et'ss rmake an agreerment

with the eyess."

"And abide by it permanently."

"And let the heart,

gripped with desires, say."

"Order. Order."

"Don't try to stop me."

"Don't object if I follow you."

"Don't try to stop me."

"Don't object if I follow you."

"I've a right on you."

"You're my delight."

"Don't be shocked

if I obstruct your way."

"Don't sick your dog on me."

"Don't try to stop me."

"Don't try to stop me."

"Don't object if I follow you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"Wait. What are you doing?"

"I'll love you like a cheapskate."

"And shower you only with excuses."

"Call back when I give a miss call."

"Otherwisse I'll die

for the ssake of youur love."

"Mahiwal's uncle."

"Farhad'ss uun cle."

"Don't consider me

less than Majnu himself."

"I'm your true lover, don't shun me."

"Don't sick your dog on me."

"Don't try to stop me."

"Don't object if I follow you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"Tell me when you step out of home."

"So I can wait for

you at the next turn."

"These days I'm quite busy."

"It's not easy for me to wait."

"I'm a road-Romeo."

"But I still want your heart."

"Don't leave me stranded on the road."

"Break my heart, but not my head."

"Don't sick your dog on me."

"Don't try to stop me."

"Don't object if I follow you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

"You're right beside me."

"I am right next to you."

Keep silence. Careful.

Hello.

- Hello.

Sound is ready?

Shabbo.

As soon as you step out

of the swimming pool... - Sir!

Yogi.

You said you've a role.

He's a good actor.

Touch sir's feet.

At least say hello.

Hello, sir. I'm Vishwas Rao.

He won't do.

Shabbo.

As soon as you step out of

the swimming pool... - Sir, please!

Give me one chance.

- What's this, Yogi?

Just give him one chance, just once.

He's a good actor. He'll do good.

This role won't suit him.

Okay?

Shabbo.

As soon as you step out of

the swimming pool... - Sir, please!

I will act well.

Ook, thiss role iss of a bad character.

You look more like a good character.

You can't do it. Okay.

Goodbye.

Shabbo.

As soon as you step

out of the swimming pool...

Sir, please.

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