Phoebe in Wonderland Page #2
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- Year:
- 1999
- 90 min
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- Wish I had a nickel
"Wish I had a nickel."
[Groans]
- [Dog Barking]
- Don't you even think about...
Ow!
Bitin' me!
- That's the last of'em.
- Good, good. All right.
Let's drop these at the pound and
take our lunch break somewheres warm.
- How 'bout Florida?
- Yeah, good idea.
Hey, come back here!
That's mine!
Oh, go on.
Eat up.
What's wrong? Are they chasing
you 'cause you're looking
for your mom and dad too?
Don't worry.
It's gonna be okay.
Sometimes it seems like the only thing
you've got is trouble.
But things'll get better.
They just gotta.
#The sun'll come out
tomorrow #
# Bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow #
#There'll be sun #
#Just thinkin' about
tomorrow #
# Clears away the cobwebs
and the sorrow #
#Till there's none #
#When I'm stuck with a day
that's grey and lonely #
# I just stick out my chin
and grin #
#And say #
# Oh #
#The sun'll come out
tomorrow #
# So you gotta hang on
till tomorrow #
# Come what may #
#Tomorrow, tomorrow #
# I love ya
tomorrow #
#You're always
a day away #
- Hey, you!
- Every dog for himself.
- I said, hey you!
- Yes, sir?
Not you. The you with four legs.
Freeze!
- What's the problem, sir?
- This mutt keeps giving
the dog catcher the slip.
- I can finally turn him in.
- Oh, you don't have to
turn him in, Officer.
- See, he's my dog.
- Really?
Well, how come I seen him
around and not you?
Me?
Well, I don't get out much.
Well, uh,
what's your dog's name?
Name?
Oh, that's easy.
I call him...
Sandy!
That's right.
Sandy, 'cause his fur's
a nice, sandy color.
Sandy, huh?
Well, why don't you call him?
- Call him?
- Yeah,
By his name...
Sandy.
Gee, I would. Only sometimes
Sandy forgets his name is Sandy.
- Right, Sandy?
- Just call your dog.
Sandy!
Here, Sandy!
Come on, boy!
Thattaboy.
Good Sandy.
All right, then.
Next time I see you, Sandy better
have a leash and license.
- Otherwise he goes to the pound
for an eternal sleep.
- Yes, sir.
Now get home before you catch
pneumonia in this cold.
Oh, it doesn't bother me.
#When I'm stuck with a day
that's grey and lonely #
# I just stick out my chin
and grin #
#And say #
# Oh #
#The sun'll come out
tomorrow #
# So you gotta hang on
till tomorrow #
# Come what may #
#Tomorrow, tomorrow #
# I love ya, tomorrow #
#You're always a day away #
#Tomorrow, tomorrow #
# I love ya, tomorrow #
#You're always #
#A day #
#Away ##
- There's always a couple in there.
- I'll check it.
Hey, anybody in here?
We're not here, okay?
Hey, down there!
You know the law... no loitering.
We ain't loiterin', Officer.
We're holdin' a meetin'.
Yeah,
for the Millionaires' Club.
[All Laughing,
Laughing Stops]
Yeah, well, I suggest you move it
to your Park Avenue address,
or else I'll have you arrested
for trespassing.
Let's be good citizens and move along.
Let's go. Come on, everybody, let's go.
Move! Let's go!
Let's go. You too.
- Come on. Come on.
- Come on. Let's go.
You!
Where's the leash and license?
- Run for it, Sandy!
- [Barking]
Hey, Flatfoot,
bet you can't catch me!
You take the mutt.
I'll take the kid.
Hey, you, short stuff!
Hold up!
[Panting]
[Continues Panting]
Wait a minute!
Get back here!
[Continues Panting]
I was worried sick,
Officer!
Oh, you poor little thing. I hope
you didn't catch a cold out there.
- I don't know whatever
I'd do without ya.
Of all my little girls, Annie here is my
favorite. Thanks for bringing her back.
Well, seein' as she means that much to
you, ma'am, I guess I don't mind...
chasing after her.
Well, if there's anything
I can do to repay you, Officer.
- Well, actually, there is.
- Uh-huh.
with her that got away.
He comes sniffin' around, give a holler,
and he's off to the pound.
Oh, yes, sir.
You can count on me, sir.
For anything.
Ta-ta.
All right, the show's over!
Back to your rooms!
And you... If the Board of Orphans
finds out about this,
they'll start nosin' around here
and I could lose my job.
But I thought
you hated your job.
Oh, no, I love my job.
It's kids I hate.
You wait here.
I'm gonna go cook up your punishment.
- And it's gonna be a doozy.
- Miss Hannigan, Miss Hannigan!
We saw a mouse!
A mouse!
- Do I look like the exterminator?
- There it is! Up there!
- No, it's there!
- I tell ya, it's there!
- [Stomps On Foot]
- [All Laughing]
[Screams]
Out of my sight!
All of ya! Scram!
Ow!
[Panting]
- Boo!
- [All Laughing]
[Groaning]
everywhere I turn #
# I can see them #
# Little girls
little girls #
# Night and day
I eat, sleep and #
# Breathe them #
# I'm an ordinary woman
with feelings #
# I like a man
to nibble on my ear #
# But I'll admit #
# No man has bit #
# So how come
I'm the Mother of the Year #
# Little cheeks
little teeth #
# Everything around me is #
# Little #
an acquittal #
# Some women are drippin'
with diamonds #
# Some women are drippin'
with pearls #
# Look at what
I'm drippin' with #
- Duffy, you cheated!
- Did not!
- Did too!
- Did not!
- Too! Too-o-o!
- Not! No-o-o-t!
Shut u-u-up!
# How I hate little shoes
little socks #
# I'd have cracked
years ago #
# If it weren't
# Someday I'll step on
their freckles #
# Some night
I'll straighten their curls #
# Send the flood
send the flu #
#Anything that You can do
To #
# Someday I'll land
in the nuthouse #
#With all the nuts
and the squirrels #
#There I'll stay
tucked away #
#Till the prohibition of #
# Little #
# Girls #
- [Door Slams]
- Okay, missy.
I don't want you
ever to do this again,
so you're gonna scrub
every inch of this dump... with this.
- Glad you're back?
- Yes, Miss Hannigan.
Liar! What's the one thing
Never tell a lie.
- That's right.
- [Knocking]
Excuse me. I was told I'd find
a Miss Hannigan here.
- And who might you be?
- I'm Grace Farrow. The City
Board of Orphans said...
Look, it was all a mistake. Somehow,
Annie got in the laundry basket.
Well, one thing led to another,
and I had to call the cops.
Please don't fire me!
I think you must have me
confused with somebody else.
Oh, I get it.
[Scoffs]
Uh, listen, honey, if you're peddlin'
beauty products, I don't need any.
Miss Hannigan,
I do not peddle anything.
I'm personal secretary
to Mr. Oliver Warbucks.
- The Oliver Warbucks?
- Yes.
- The richest man in the world?
- Yes.
The Board of Orphans
sent me here...
to extend Mr. Warbucks'
personal invitation to an orphan...
to spend the holidays
in his home.
I'm an orphan.
I can be ready in five minutes.
An orphan child.
Perhaps a child like this one.
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