Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF
MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE
HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE
COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN.
MR. GEORGE WILLBORN!
WHAT'S UP Y'ALL.
YES INDEED.
I'M A GET RIGHT TO IT 'CAUSE
UM, I KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL
BEEN WANTING TO KNOW.
EVER HAVE YOU NOTICED THA WHEN IT COMES TO BOMBS BLACK
FOLKS AIN'T NEVER INVOLVED.
WHENEVER THEY CART SOMEBODY
AWAY FOR BLOWING SOMETHING
PERSON. YOU KNOW
WHY DON'T YOU?
MESS WITH BOMBS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BLACK PERSON
TRYING TO DELIVER A BOMB?
THEY'RE LIKE - OH NO!
(SFX:
CLOCK TICKING)OH NO... OHHHH! I AIN'T GONNA
MAKE IT! UH-OH! BOOM!
(SFX:
EXPLOSION)I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY MAN,
TODAY, THAT'S STILL DOING IT,
WHO HAS A LONG CAREER THA DIDN'T GO TO ALL JOKES ASIDE.
ALL JOKES DURING THAT PERIOD
WAS THIS GREAT INCUBATION OF
SOME OF THE GREATER COMICS
WE HAVE.
IF YOU WENT OVER THE ROSTER OF
COMICS THAT PLAYED ALL JOKES
ASIDE IT WOULD BE A WHO'S WHO
OF COMEDY.
JAMIE FOXX...DAVE CHAPPELLE...
STEVE HARVEY...CHRIS ROCK...
BILL BELLAMY,,,EARTHQUAKE...
TOMMY DAVIDSON...MO'NIQUE...
ADELE GIVENS...ARIES SPEARS...
BERNIE MAC...D.L. HUGHLEY...
LAURA HAYES...T.K. KIRKLAND...
SHERYL UNDERWOOD...
DON D.C. CURRY...
A.J. JAMAL...MIKE EPPS...DAMON
WILLIAMS...CARLOS MENCIA...
CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER...
MELANIE COMARCHO...DEON COLE...
ANDRE KELLEY...J. ANTHONY
BROWN...MIKE BONNER...
GEORGE WILLBORN...ALI LEROI...
RODNEY WINFIELD...JONATHAN
SLOCUMB...CRAIG ROBINSON...
HONEST JOHN...TONY SCULFIELD...
GEORGE WALLACE...JB SMOOVE...
LAVELL CRAWFORD...
QUEENS OF COMEDY,
HEY MUTHAFUKA, DON'T
COME BACK HERE...
I DID A SHOW AT ALL JOKES
ASIDE, AND I GOT ABOUT FOUR
STANDING OVATIONS,
ABOUT THE BEST SHOW I'VE
HAD AT THE PARTICULAR
TIME IN MY CAREER.
GOT MY START I DON'T HESITAN TO MENTION ALL JOKES.
ALL JOKES WAS A COMEDY CLUB,
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, THREE
SIXTY-FIVE A YEAR.
OH, YEA!
NOT ONLY WAS THE CLUB A GREA BLACK COMEDY CLUB, IT WAS A
GREAT COMEDY CLUB PERIOD.
YOU KNOW WHY THEY DON'T TAKE
BLACK HOSTAGES, DON'T YOU?
'CAUSE WE'RE BAD
BARGAINING CHIPS.
THE BLACK COMEDIAN WAS
SOMETHING THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE,
WHICH WAS OPPORTUNITY.
YOU COULDN'T JUST BE BLACK,
YOU HAD TO BE BLACK AND FUNNY
TO SEE A BLACK CLUB THA ALLOWED US TO SAY WHAT WE
FELT, UNCENSORED, I THOUGHT I
WAS IN HEAVEN.
YEAH, DIVORCE IS ROUGH, BU THAT'S ONE THING I GOTTA GIVE
CREDIT 'BOUT WHITE MEN.
WHITE MEN DON'T GET NO
DIVORCE, THEY KILL THEIR
WOMEN.
ALL JOKES ASIDE WAS THE FIRS FIVE-STAR BLACK COMEDY CLUB,
PERIOD.
ALL JOKES ASIDE OPENED ITS
DOORS IN CHICAGO'S SOUTH LOOP
IN 1991.
SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTAN COMEDIANS IN AMERICA GOT THEIR
START...
MISS ADELE GIVENS Y'ALL, GIVE
IT UP FOR HER.
POLISHED THEIR ACT...
MR. JAMIE FOXX Y'ALL, GIVE I UP FOR HIM.
OR MADE A NAME FOR
THEMSELVES...
MR. STEVE HARVEY Y'ALL.
AT ALL JOKES ASIDE.
WHEN THEY CLOSED, OH GOD, I WAS LIKE, OUCH!
UNTIL IT'S UNFORTUNATE AND
WHEN THE CLUB CLOSED DOWN MAN,
I WAS LIKE, GODDAMN!
IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST AND
MOST SUCCESSFUL BLACK-OWNED
COMEDY CLUBS IN THE COUNTRY.
CAUSE EVERYBODY WHO TOUCHED
TOUCHING THAT STAGE.
THESE COMEDIANS WOULD GO ON TO
CHANGE TELEVISION, THE MOVIES,
AND POP CULTURE.
TOGETHER, THEY RODE THE LAS WAVE OF THE STAND-UP TSUNAMI,
IMPORTANT STOP ON THEIR ROAD
TO STARDOM.
WHY?
BECAUSE FOUNDER RAYMOND
LAMBERT AND HIS PARTNER JAMES
ALEXANDER, PROVIDED THEM WITH
A ONE-OF-A-KIND CLUB,
WHERE THEY WOULD
BE TREATED WELL..
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I FEL LIKE A PROFESSIONAL.
PAID WELL...
ALL JOKES ASIDE HAD CHECKS.
AND RECEIVED WELL...
WHEN THEY LOVED YOU IT WAS
RIDICULOUS.
IF THEY TOOK THEIR COMEDY, THE
AUDIENCE, AND RAYMOND LAMBER SERIOUSLY.
ASIDE LIKE A BUSINESS...A
FUNNY BUSINESS.
MUSIC:
MUSIC:
MUSIC:
TO UNDERSTAND THE ORIGINS OF
LAMBERT, AND ABOUT CHICAGO.
HE WAS BORN IN 1961 AND GREW
UP IN WILMINGTON DELAWARE.
NEIGHBORHOOD THAT WAS
NINETY-NINE PERCENT BLACK.
HE WENT TO A CATHOLIC PREP
SCHOOL THAT WAS NINETY-NINE
PERCENT WHITE.
HE WASN'T A GREAT STUDENT, BU HE WAS A GOOD BASKETBALL
PLAYER, SO NATURALLY, HE
GRADUATED.
(TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!)
AFTER TOTAL IMMERSION IN WHITE
CULTURE DURING HIGH SCHOOL,
RAY CHOSE HISTORICALLY BLACK
MOREHOUSE FOR COLLEGE.
HIS REASONING?
IF IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR
DOCTOR KING, JULIAN BOND &
SPIKE LEE, WHY NOT RAY
LAMBERT?
STUDENT IN MARKETING AND ARMED
WITH HIS NEW DEGREE,
FIRST JOB IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA.
(SFX:
CROW)HE QUICKLY LEFT THE "CORN
HUSKER STATE" AND GOT HIS MBA
AT VIRGINIA'S DARDEN SCHOOL.
SAME REASONING, IF VIRGINIA
WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR FOUNDER
THOMAS JEFFERSON...
EHH, YOU GET IT.
AFTER GRADUATION RAY LANDED ON
WALL STREET.
SOON AFTER, HE WAS OFFERED A
GREAT GIG IN CHICAGO.
ALL RAY KNEW ABOUT THE "WINDY
CITY" WAS WHAT HE'D SEEN ON
TV.
YOU KNOW, MOBSTERS, CROOKED
POLITICIANS, AND THE MOS SEGREGATED BIG CITY IN
AMERICA.
BUT HE WAS TOLD WITH NEW MAYOR
DALEY AND GOVERNOR "BIG JIM"
THOMPSON AT THE HELM, THOSE
DAYS WERE OVER.
BY THE WAY, THOMPSON WAS
GREAT, BECAUSE HE'S AN
ILLINOIS GOVERNOR WHO DIDN' GO TO JAIL.
DELIGHTED BY THIS...
CORRUPTION MAY HAVE BEEN
SLIGHTLY REDUCED, BU SEGREGATION WAS STILL AN
ISSUE, BECAUSE CHICAGO WAS,
TRIBUNE, STILL IS, THE MOS RACIALLY SEGREGATED BIG CITY
IN AMERICA.
INITIALLY, SEGREGATION TURNED
OUT TO BE A GOOD THING FOR
RAY'S COMEDY CLUB.
SFX:
SCREECHING TRAINNOT SO GOOD.
NEW GIG IN CHI-TOWN.
IT WAS WITH LEGENDARY
INVESTMENT BANKER CHRIS
COMPANY.
WITH YOUR SELF WORTH.
YEAH, THAT CHRIS GARDNER.
OUR NEXT GUEST HAS A
REMARKABLE RAGS TO RICHES
STORY, HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY, "THE
PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS" IS OU IN HARDBACK AND THE MOVIE
VERSION OF HIS LIFE STORY
STARRING WILL SMITH IS
SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED LATER
THIS YEAR.
CHRIS GARDNER CAME TO CHICAGO
TO START HIS OWN COMPANY,
WHICH IS NOW A MULTI-MILLION
DOLLAR VENTURE.
IF YOU LOOK A AFRICAN-AMERICANS WHO'VE DONE
EXTREMELY WELL IN AMERICA, A
DISPROPORTIONATE NUMBER OF
THEM MADE IT HAPPEN IN
CHICAGO.
SO WASN'T NOTHING USUALLY
ABOUT A YOUNG AFRICAN-AMERICAN
VISION AND A DREAM.
CHRIS IS THE CONSUMMATE
ENTREPRENEUR, AND IF YOU'RE
NOT INSPIRED BY CHRIS, THERE'S
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.
RAY LAMBERT WAS A VERY BRIGHT,
AMBITIOUS, BUTTON DOWN
MOREHOUSE MAN.
AND LET ME SAY THIS, I
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