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Okay? We almost died.

A rational person

would take that as a sign.

A sign.

This. This is a sign.

A sign I shouldn't give up.

Yeah, you know it's not a toy.

I'm not upset that you broke it.

But I worked on it for a very long time,

and you destroyed it

in a matter of seconds.

Yeah, that's not upsetting at all.

Why don't we just sit here,

take a little time-out.

Let's see if we can't entertain you

for a couple of minutes.

(PEYTON CHUCKLES)

Keep your hands off... Sesame Street

is always good, as is Barney.

What do we have here?

This might be interesting.

All I need is for you to sit there

and not

break things.

You're still behind me, right?

WOMAN ON TV:
Doing great.

Good, good. One more push.

(GRUNTING)

DOCTOR:
Yes, good, good, good.

One more, one...

That's good.

It's a girl.

Cut the cord, Mr. Gilbert.

Mr. Gilbert?

Mr. Gilbert.

TOM:
You're rolling. Got it, sis?

-MARSHA:
Yeah, I got it, go.

-Okay, eyes closed.

I'll walk you over the step.

Your big birthday... Step. There you go.

Birthday surprise coming up.

Keep those eyes closed.

And open your eyes.

-Happy birthday, kitten!

-MARSHA:
Happy birthday, Mandy!

-Is that for me?

-Yes.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

-It's the best bike ever!

-I know.

-Can I try it? Let's try it.

-Yes, yes, it's yours. Happy birthday!

-Got it?

-MARSHA:
Yeah, I got, I got it.

-Okay, Daddy, let go.

-I know, you got it.

Daddy, you can let go now.

-You got...

-Daddy, I got it!

Okay, okay, there you go.

You got it. You're on your own. You got it!

(MARSHA WHOOPING)

You're doing it.

You don't need me, that's great.

Look at her.

(LENNY EXCLAIMING)

(SPANISH SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Germans.

Go right ahead, ladies.

I can't believe it. We made it in.

Of course.

(WHOOPING)

(PEYTON LAUGHING)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

MAN ON TV:
Are you ready for

Babes Gone Bonkerz?

WOMAN:
Bring it on, baby.

You want to meet the twins?

Do you want to meet the twins?

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

-Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

-Let's...

Let's not tell your mom about this. Okay?

What do you say?

Let's play a new game.

We're gonna play hide and seek.

Yeah, sound good? What do you say?

You hide, and I'm gonna count

to a really big number,

and then I'll come find you.

Ready? Go hide.

(TELL ME YOU LOVE ME PLAYING)

Tell me all your dreams

that you wanna come true

I listen to you sing

while I pretend

You tell me all your lies

but you can't

Tell me you love me

Just tell me you love me

I remember one day

when we laughed out loud

When I saw your face

in a faceless crowd

You hit me like lightning

And your words

are frightening

ALEXA:
Queen of Darkness jacked

your outfit.

That's it. It's over.

Listen. It's for the best.

We saw a video and

Danny Sherpil called you

a hump and dump

and said Drew was gonna hit and run.

-What?

-The Patterson Legend?

The virginal sacrifice?

Every year at this party,

a Patterson male has a girl

meet him in the tower.

And he gets her into the shower.

Maybe he wasn't even

gonna start the shower.

Well, if he does, you know he's got

a whole lot more planned

than a shampoo and cream rinse.

Mandy, if you were to walk up

those stairs, everyone would know,

and unless he fell head over heels

in love with you and dumped Lisa,

you'd forever be a tower girl,

and be even more shunned than usual.

Trust me, Lisa did you a favor

by jacking your baby.

Yeah. Yeah, you guys are right.

It just wasn't meant to be.

You're wrong.

Okay, I'm confused.

I know.

I know what Danny Sherpil said.

And I know what I've been saying all night,

but, Mandy, the Force is with you.

Look at the facts, you've survived

a butt face, a near drowning,

you entirely rearranged the furniture

department at Morrison's.

Okay, you conquered a bar full of drunks.

You survived a death car on the freeway.

And against all odds,

you have done the impossible

and totally phone-punked your dad.

-Yeah.

-So on the contrary, Mandy,

this whole night was meant to be.

-You really think so?

-Yes

I do.

Holy crap, Cayenne.

You are full of surprises.

Thank you.

(CLOTH TEARING)

Peyton. Ready or not, here I come.

I'm gonna find you, buddy.

Where are you? Here I come.

I'm gonna find you.

You're not in here, are you? No.

Wasting time in that room. Maybe in here.

Am I getting warmer, buddy?

You in here somewhere?

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hello.

Hi, it's me.

Marsha.

Guess what I just got?

A brand new video phone,

like yours and Mandy's.

-Really?

-Yep.

How're you guys getting along?

Oh, terrific.

He's

sleeping.

You hesitated.

That means you're lying,

I can always tell when you're lying.

What's he wearing?

The Spidey-Hulk-Bat thingy.

You are so busted,

that's not what he's wearing.

Which means

you're not in the same room with him.

Show him to me.

What do you mean?

You heard me.

Shoot a video like you do with Mandy.

Right. Okay, well, it's just I'm hopping

to the bathroom, literally, right now.

So let me call you back

in two minutes with that. Okay? All right.

Peyton, buddy, where are you?

Come on, work with me.

I gotta find you now, buddy.

She's gonna call back.

She's gonna call back any second.

Come on, seriously.

A little help, pal. Peyton.

Man, this is not right.

This is not happening to me.

What am I doing? Peyton, Peyton.

(SHIVER PLAYING)

I can tell exactly

how your things gonna end

I see you chilling

but you're still unaware

But, boy, I'm coming for you

so you better stay aware

There's no escape

if you even try to run

Forget, forget

it's already begun

I wanna taste your love

Oh, I'm gonna turn you on

Make sure there's no time

Oh, I'm gonna

make you shiver

You made it. Any trouble getting here?

No, piece of cake.

Here we go, we'll improvise.

Ready, yeah.

Yeah, you wanna play it that way?

That's what we'll do, then. How's that?

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Yes, hello.

All right, let's see him.

Well, you know, he's asleep as I said and...

And quite frankly, you know,

it doesn't seem like you trust me.

I'm actually offended by that,

that you would not trust me.

And like I said, he's asleep.

I'm on the fast track

of getting really cranky here, big brother.

All right, okay, fine.

I'm going in the bedroom there.

Look at him in bed, he looks so adorable.

He's...

He's so still.

Normally he tosses and turns like crazy

when he sleeps.

Oh, he does?

Well, maybe he's just

sleeping really soundly.

See, I told you.

Oh, yeah. Gosh, you're right.

Maybe he's having a bad dream.

Maybe you should wake him up.

Oh, sis, gosh, I don't know, I mean...

Honestly, it took so long

to get him to go to sleep,

I would hate to be the cause

of him waking up.

Okay, let him sleep.

Yeah. Let's let him sleep.

I'll talk to you later.

(SIGHING)

I lost the kid.

Why can't I just tell her I lost the kid?

I lost control of my daughter.

I've lost control of my life.

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