Pieces of Talent Page #2

what you look like on camera.

So take your shirt off.

Just the shirt?

Yeah, just the shirt.

I promise.

You got a bug bite.

Your zipper's down too.

Hey, dude, what the f***?

It's still down.

I'm sorry.

I didn't get it all the way.

Zip it up.

Just tell me.

I'm just trying to

help you out, man.

Come here.

Relax.

Relax.

I'm hands on.

Look at this place.

It's beautiful.

It's a perfect place to

shoot a murder-- horror.

You OK?

You OK?

Relax, man.

Relax.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

So what do we've got to do?

We're going to

shoot this movie, OK?

OK.

You're gonna do good.

Come on.

You need to buy

some new deodorant.

On-set etiquette.

Come on.

Let's go.

Man, look at all this sh*t.

Hey, Jay, what are you doing?

I'm just catching

some B-roll footage.

We don't have for

that sh*t, man.

I want you to shoot the

artsiest thing you can in here.

All right.

We got a lot to do today.

F-stops, light balances,

shutter speeds.

ISOs.

All that sh*t is happening, man.

Shoot some artsy sh*t.

All right.

You see that light coming in

over there through the boards?

Yeah, yeah.

How do you want me

to turn that up?

Go ahead and move to

your left a little bit.

All right.

I'm gonna go get

you the tripod, man.

You need it.

I like you though, man.

God, that's a

weird mother f***er.

That's a lot of hunting.

Jay!

Jay!

The movie, Jay?

Come on!

Jay!

You did good, buddy.

You did real good.

Wave.

Bye!

Hey, Jay, Jay.

Listen up.

I've got something to tell you.

Don't be scared.

You're part of something

special, something

bigger than both of us.

Good night.

Good night, Jay.

The movie, Jay?

Come on, Jay!

Come on, Jay!

I'm not gonna shoot you.

Jay!

Jay!

You did good, buddy.

No, no, no, no.

You OK?

You OK?

Huh?

Ah!

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

You're tricky, huh?

You were born

to feed on others.

Born to take advantage.

Latching on, digging deep.

Drinking your victim dry.

Blood-sucking parasite.

Your days are numbered.

Hey, you know what?

You know what?

I am telling you, my friend,

this is easy money for you.

Yeah.

It's a cake walk.

I'm telling you.

All right?

So I'll see you in

about a half an hour.

OK?

You guys have a drink,

relax, I'll see you.

OK, bye.

Holy God Almighty.

What?

No, I'm heading over

there right now.

OK?

I'll call you when I'm done.

Look, I've got

this under control.

It's no big deal.

OK?

This is an easy sell for me.

I got it under control.

What did I just say?

I said I would call

you when I'm done.

All right?

Bye.

) Oh, well, yeah.

Well, I hope you can

sell this thing, Frank.

Mother f***er.

You've got to be kidding me.

Why don't you just

shut the f*** up.

) Why don't

you shut the f*** up?

I'm going to offer him the

same percentage this time, man.

)

That's not enough.

They're going to put down 80.

) OK.

You know?

You take 20, buy that

f***ing TV you always wanted.

I take 20.

)

That sounds good.

I guarantee you, we can shoot

this thing for 30, no problem.

)

I'm sure we could.

And that leaves us 10

for the wrap party, man.

) Red

carpet time, baby.

You know what?

This time, no more

cheap f***ing champagne.

I want Dom this time and

I want a stretch limo.

) I hear you.

And some strippers.

Exactly.

And all we've gotta come up

with is 20 to pay the crew.

) Yeah.

Fellas, this is

a fail-safe plan.

I've seen the drama.

I know how it works.

I own the DVD set.

I want Blu-ray.

Hey, what's it take to

get a f***ing drink?

Alright.

Before we get crazy--

Don't get crazy on me.

--what's our guarantee?

Guarantee.

How do we know we're going

to get our money back.

I'm just kind of concerned

about the timeline.

Me and my girl, we just got

engaged when I got back.

to eat.

Are we doing good over here?

Doing well.

Thanks.

What I want you guys to do is I

want you to take this contract,

look at it tonight, sign it,

get back with me tomorrow.

OK?

It's going to happen

with you or without you.

We are going to make a

lot of money on this.

You can buy air time?

Yes, we can buy air time.

And we are going to make a

shitload more money selling

advertising.

OK?

Just think about it.

This is our chance

to do something big.

So I'm in.

Let's do it.

Ah, f*** it.

Balls.

It takes balls.

And two have got them.

Yeah.

I've got the money.

They signed on the dotted line.

Yes, that they-- I

told you they'd do it.

You got to relax

just a little bit

and trust me a little more, OK?

I trust you.

I trust you.

But what if your little soldier

boys want a return right away?

Well, what then?

They always want

their money back.

If they want their

f***ing money back,

they reenlist another

two f***ing years.

I don't give a f***.

What's it, four years?

I don't know.

Listen, I don't give a sh*t.

I'm counting on you.

Huh?

What?

Hold on.

I gotta call you back, OK?

Alright, call me back later.

Fill that up.

Oh, that is wonderful.

That is really good.

Frank.

Did you drink too much again?

Wanna go for a ride?

You don't mind if I take this

for a spin, do you Frank?

You're really living

the life, man.

That's a beautiful picture too.

You ready to party tonight?

We're going to have

fun, just me and you.

We're gonna roll down the strip

and check out all the chicks.

I got a producer in the car.

Oh, yeah.

Woo!

That's luxury, Frank.

You ready?

He wasn't even in the club, OK?

He said he wasn't going

to come around anymore.

Jim just took it.

I know what Jim did.

Look, I don't have time

for this right now.

I got a lot going on.

I got a busy schedule.

Hey, Raven.

Get your little ass in here.

Look I need it OK?

We're working on a

project together.

Fine.

Take the f***ing camera.

I heard about that little stunt

you pulled the other night.

He's a big spender,

a high roller.

Next time, keep your

f***ing hands to yourself.

You want to be an

arm's length away,

slide your ass up on that stage

and go swing on that pole.

If it happens again, just smile.

Pretend you like it.

Deep down, I know that you do.

You're such a f***ing a**hole.

Get out of here.

I got work to do.

God, she's such a b*tch.

Yeah, she is.

Oh, yeah.

be here by 6:
00 tomorrow.

Yeah.

That's good.

Hey, I hope you're comfortable.

Sorry about the

restraints, Frank.

Just take this off.

Please take it off.

I had to make sure you're not

going to move around too much.

God damn it.

Help!

Help!

Nobody's gonna help you, Frank.

I got you, man.

Mother f***er.

Just take this f***ing

sh*t off of me please.

What do you want?

I will give you

whatever you want.

I will give you

whatever you want.

Look at the camera!

Look at the camera!

That's what I want.

OK, I'm looking at the camera.

All right?

I'm looking at your

f***ing camera.

Shh.

Shh.

Listen.

Listen This is the last time

you could actually listen.

I have something I

want you to know.

It's special.

It's so special.

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