Pig Hunt Page #5

Synopsis: When John takes his San Francisco friends to his deceased uncle's remote ranch to hunt wild pigs, it seems like a typical guys weekend with guns - despite the presence of John's sexy girlfriend Brooks. But as John and his crew trek deeper into the forest, they begin tracking the awful truth about his uncle's demise and the legend of The Ripper -- a murderous three-thousand-pound black boar! Their pursuit leads them through fields of marijuana and into the muddy landscape of Big Wallow, involving high-powered weaponry, the violent and unpredictable Tibbs Brothers, massacred emus, a machete-toting Hippie Stranger, vengeful rednecks, and throat-slitting Cult Girls who grow dope by day and worship a Giant Killer Pig by night. By the time the pig hunt is done, no one is innocent - or unscathed. Not for the faint of heart, PIG HUNT is a darkly comic horror film that combines the best of DELIVERANCE, JAWS, and DINER, but remains uniquely Nor-Cal in its tone and scope. It is cinematic punkabil
Director(s): James Isaac
Production: Phase 4 Films
  6 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
R
Year:
2008
99 min
Website
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- Do you have a phone?

- Are you lost?

We need help.

One of our friends is missing.

There's a shortwave radio

back at the main house.

Can we get the police? You

can call whoever you want.

Is there trouble?

There might be.

Follow me.

So what have you

killed so far?

Nothing.

That's funny.

I saw a hog with

his head cut off.

Yeah? Where did you see that?

[Chuckles]

Maybe it was just

my imagination.

[John] You have any cows or horses?

We raise emus.

Not for meat though.

[Brooks] For what then?

We use the feathers

to stuff pillows.

You herd emus

with a cattle prod?

This is for big

livestock.

[Soul]

This is a man's world

This is a man's world

- But it wouldn't be nothing

- You're in good hands.

Nothing

Without a woman or a girl

- Where am I?

- With us.

You see

Man made the car

[Groans]

- Relax.

- We're gonna take good care of you.

My shoulder.

Man made the train

This will help with the pain.

To carry the heavy load

Man made the electric light

To take us out of the dark

Man made the boat

for the water

Like Noah made the ark

This is a man's

A man's

Man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing

Nothing

Without a woman or a girl

Man thinks about

little bitty baby girls

And baby boys

Man makes them happy

'Cause man makes them toys

And after man

make everything

[Jake]

Ricky was right here.

They must be heading

for those hippies.

[Motorcycle Revs] I ain't

buryin' just my brother.

Man made the car Come on.

Let's take a mud bath.

It'll be good

for your shoulder,

and it will leave

less of a scar.

Man made the train

Ooh!

[Exhales]

Ooh.

Can I get another hit?

Of course.

Man made the electric light

To take us out of the dark

Man made the boat

for the water

Like Noah made the ark

This is a man's

A man's

Man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing

Nothing

Without a woman or a girl

Man thinks about

little bitty baby girls

And baby boys

Man make them happy

'Cause man make them toys

And after man

make everything

[Ben]

What about the cops?

Everything

is taken care of.

You know that man

makes money

To buy from other men

This is a man's world

But it wouldn't be nothing

Nothing

Not one little thing

without a woman or a girl

He's lost

In the wilderness

He's lost

He's lost

[Ben] What's in there?

In the wilderness

A trough.

Slop for the pigs.

That's pigs?

It's the sulfur minerals

in the mud.

It's medicinal.

How come you feeding the pigs

so close to the house?

[Clattering]

[Man's Voice

Over Speaker, Indistinct]

[Voices, Indistinct]

What the f***.

You will knock

on heaven's gate

With the skulls

of the dead soldiers

Wayne?

[Weakly]

It's eating me.

[Engines Revving] Your

friends on wheels?

[Gunshot]

It's the Tibbs.

Don't be scared.

Be cool. Drop 'em

like they're beer cans.

[Gunshots]

F*** you, rednecks.

[Yells]

Get some.

[Yelling]

Tied-dyed, pussi-fied.

What's goin' on, O.J.?

[Sizzling]

[Groaning]

- [Gunshot]

- Save it!

Creep, sweep.

And all that death can do

is set you free

And all that death will do

is set you free

Come on,

you pussel-gutted bastard!

You sweet son of a b*tch.

We will knock

on heaven's gate

With the skulls of your dead

soldiers [Woman] Oh, God!

[Man's Voice] He's like Uncle

Tom, as a matter of fact

'Cause he don't know where he comes

from and he don't know where he's at

So he don't know where

he's going But going, gone

Sure, you can kill me soft

Hanging me on a cross

Or even can cut

my head off, black

One time, no real loss

Everything comes back

Two times Better believe that

I'm the same spirit

that booked a life on his back

With a stone in my sack

Way back, black But that's three

Three blacks,

'cause the Trinity is back

Not just God the Father God the

Son Like Holy motherless Ghost

Somewhere shooting smack

A belly dancer butt naked

on white supremacy's bloody lap

For nickel-and-dime sacks

or little glass vials Hello.

Of that white-powdered crime

cops just can't seem to Help me.

Please, help me.

We have always been

And we will always be

Said I, be divine

God, be divine

All that death can do

is set me free

[Groaning]

And all that death can do

is set us free

We need help.

Where's your shortwave radio?

- What shortwave radio?

- Where's that hippie freak?

- I don't know who you're talking about.

- Where's our friend?

- What friend?

- That's Ben's gun.

- What gun?

- The gun on the table.

What table?

I wouldn't do that.

All that death can do

is set me free

T.J.

Jake!

And all that death can do

is set us free

Lord have mercy.

[Whimpering]

[Growling]

[Continues, Indistinct]

[Panting]

- No way.

- That's just what your uncle said.

[Electricity Sizzling]

[Groaning] God!

[Door Closes] We'll save

that one for later.

What about the others outside?

They're meeting their master.

You've got another destiny.

Mud me.

[Man's Voice]

God be divine

[Coughing]

[Woman's Voice]

Nicole Giddens.

[Man's Voice]

You lost?

[Woman's Voice] Kelly McDonald,

Leggett, California.

What is this place?

Jennifer Chadwick.

Where are they?

Where's who?

[Gunshot]

[Gun C*cks]

I'd say you got two choices.

[Woman Screaming]

[Woman Screaming]

Die, be divine

No!

Die, be divine

And all that death can do

is set you free

[Grunts]

[Yells] That's the spirit.

Die, be divine

- Take it off.

- Leave her alone!

And all that death can do

is set you free

Does this make you feel like a man?

Oh, yeah.

You're a beautiful

sacrifice.

- [Squealing]

- [Growling]

What are you doing?

[Squealing]

- [Squealing]

- What's out there?

[Laughing]

- [Growling]

- [Door Opens]

You're gonna

rot in here.

Then in hell.

[Growling]

What the...

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Laughing]

Jesus f***.

[Growling]

Life is meant

to be awesome.

[Yelling]

[Woman's Voice] Camille

Cook, Carmel, California.

[Yelling]

California, California,

California, California.

[Screeches]

- [Roars]

- [Laughing]

Calm down, John.

Relax and squeeze.

- [Screeching]

- [Laughing]

How does it feel to be

so low on the food chain?

[Growling]

[Wailing]

- [Clicking]

- [Roaring]

- You can't hurt him.

- [Growling]

[Screams]

[Groaning]

[Wailing]

- Heel, boy.

- [Roaring]

[Screeching]

[Gasps]

- Brooks, stand still!

He can't see you!

[Growling]

[Squealing]

- [Flesh Rips]

- [Screeches]

[Screeching]

You okay?

Mission accomplished.

[Snorting]

[Rock]

People think you're a star

'Cause you always walking

around by yourself

And no one else

People think you're a loser

A drug abuser

'Cause you like to get high

That's all right by me

So do I

People think you're a jerk

'cause you don't go to work

And you'll crash out

on their couch

Every night

People think you're a nerd 'cause they

heard you're always on the telephone

With your mom, saying Mom I

got to tell you something

Man, life is beautiful

Saying, Dude, that's cool

Dude, that's cool

It's f***ing awesome

Dude, that's cool

Dude, that's cool

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Robert Mailer Anderson

Robert Mailer Anderson (born 1968) is an American novelist, screenwriter, playwright and philanthropist. He is the author of the novel Boonville, which takes place in the Northern California town of Boonville, and the 2016 play The Death of Teddy Ballgame. Anderson is a three-time San Francisco Library Laureate and in 2016 he was presented the San Francisco Arts Medallion for his outstanding leadership in the arts. more…

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