Pirates

PIRATES:

Oh God, Isabella

I can not begin to tell you how happy I am right now

Life is absolute perfection my love.

I must admit, Manuel, I'm nervous.

Life is absolute perfection my love.

I must admit, Manuel, I'm nervous.

Nervous? There's no need to be nervous.

Is it true that the Caribbean Sea is full of pirates?

Yes, but would not let a pirate in sight or sound of your breath.

You are far too sexy

I can not wait to see your body

Oh, stop it , we're married now.

You'll see it soon enough.

But there is something

What if you see my body, you decide you do not like it?

Then I must sell you to a pirate as a sex slave.

You're worth a gold piece or two.

Manuel, you're such an ass.

- What? "Seriously

You're my wife now and forever, nothing will change that

I love you for all you are

Everything you're not and all that will be

Thank you my love

Thank God. Heavenly Perfection!

I've waited for 260 years this magnificent moment

We are close and she has given no sign that we have been seen.

Well done. Keep us sailing swiftly.

Aye Captain

Well done. Keep us sailing swiftly.

Aye Captain

What's wrong?

Nothing ... return to sleep my love.

Where are you going sweet heart?

I'll breathe the sea air, and I'll return soon.

"Manuel, have you ever seen a night so divine?

In all my years at sea I've never seen such serenity

God has blessed us with peace tonight

Definitely has.

How long before we get to Caribbean waters?

Late morning. - That soon?

If we don't lose the calm breeze, and if it picks up ...

... we may arrive before sunup. I'll get you there safely..

No doubt you have always sailed with speed and care.

Thanks friend

Be gone. You should be resting with your beautiful wife.

she's probably cold without you

You're right captain. Good night

- How is the sea air?

The only air I want is breathing your sweet breath.

I love you so much.

And I you. When I have my tradepost, I'll give you everything you want.

I only desire you.

I know. I just thought I'd sweeten the deal.

You're such a fool

I'm a fool for you

Line up the crew and bring the passengers.

And Sarina

... Although I love you so, do not consider killing anyone this time

What are you doing?

If you let her go, I'll gladly do what you wish.

What are you doing?

If you let her go, I'll gladly do what you wish.

There is no need for this violence!

Sorry sir.

There is no need for this violence!

Sorry sir.

Ahoy me hartees, my name is Captain Victor Stagnetti

I apologize for any inconvenience

...that we"ve caused, but ....we are pirates

I apologize for any inconvenience

...that we"ve caused, but ....we are pirates

Sadly this is our way.

Usually this would end with people like you decapitated

with your heads for the sharks, but this

Usually this would end with people like you decapitated

with your heads for the sharks, but this

This sort of pirate delight does not have to occur if I get what I want.

What is it that you desire, Captain?

I was getting to that!

I hate when I'm interrupted don't you?

I was getting to that!

I hate when I'm interrupted don't you?

Aye! Now.

I've been looking for a man for a very, very long time.

My search ends here and now

The man with the name Manuel Valenzuela, step forward.

What a pretty pearl necklace

That's enough!

I'm Manuel Valenzuela

"Please, let me save her! Good, I thought I would have to ...

Good!

"Please, let me save her! Good, I thought I would have to ...

"Please, let me save her! Good, I thought I would have to ...

I thought I'd have to throw the entire crew off the ship to find you.

"Please, let me save her! Good, I thought I would have to ...

I thought I'd have to throw the entire crew off the ship to find you.

Captain, please, let me save her.

No! You're too valuable for shark meat.

That is the fate of your beautiful lady.

No! You're too valuable for shark meat.

That is the fate of your beautiful lady.

You'll stay by me for safety sake.

She is my wife! Don't let her die. I beg you, please ...

Have compassion. "Thank you gentlemen for your time

You may go on your merry way, seamen.

I bid you adieu. Back to the Devil's Rose. And my vicious lady, too.

Helmsman, prepare to set sail.

Are you really going to let them go? Of course not. Sink her.

Captain's Log, August 25, 1763

It has been four long weeks since we've seen corsairs.

The crew has grown restless and unmotivated.

I try to motivate and teach them how to fight ...

They grow tired after little practice.

Somehow, my first mate, Jules...

...has managed to keep their spirits high.

Not sure how she does it.

Many of the men are inarticulate...

I think she gives them lessons to improve their oral skills or even Bible study.

Each night I hear the sounds of praise and joy from her cabin...

... that can only be induced by earnest worship.

At least we know that the good Lord will be with us ...

But there are more serious problems approaching.

Food supplements are quite low...

I fear we have to return to port soon.

I deeply desire to vanquish pirates we come upon..

but to be honest I am concerned.

Because Woo Chou cannot make the cannons fire.

Each time the cannon fired it smells like rotting goat's ass.

Woo believes that the powder needs more potassium nitrate and less sulfur.

It's not my fault!

The bad news is that we do not have potassium nitrate

But regardless we will fight the pirates by sword or by hand ...

... To the death if necessary.

As for myself, I feel confident knowing that soon we'll sight a corsair ...

... when called upon my crew will jump into action.

We are men and women of the cold sea. Pirates will fear us.

Captain Edward Reynolds. Captain of the Sea Stallion.

Edward.

Excuse me the captain...

...has made specific orders not to be interrupted.

Unless we're under attack.

That's quite alright, Oxford. I'll speak to the commander.

But sir it's quite necessary to complete the log...

You are dismissed. We'll complete the log later.

I suggest you report immediately to the crow's nest.

Aye.

Aye, Captain

"Oxford was right, you should not have disturbed me."

As captain, it is my responsibility to make sure that all the ships protocols ...

... Followed exactly.

As captain, it is my responsibility to make sure that all the ships protocols ...

... Followed exactly.

As ship's captain I must make sure my orders are followed exactly...

As captain it is my responsibility...

...to make sure the rules are respected."

"Edward, stop the charade."

What's wrong?

I'm a fool. A lousy commander. I can't hunt pirates.

I can't even hunt tuna. The crew hates me."

"What are you talking about?"

We've been dreaming of this since we were children.

I'm a lousy commander

we haven"t seen a pirate ship in four weeks. Four weeks!

My father was right. I should have stayed on the plantation ...

...helping run it.

-No. You've just lost faith in yourself.

Yes, it's true. You've never set foot on a boat before.

... Yes its true. You've never been in combat with a man nor pirate.

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