Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Page #5

- I saw her ankles.

You'd have to seen a lot more,

if you kept the cakeholes shut.

Kill the sparrow.

That's not good, is it?

Keep rowing man. Faster!

No, that's it.

I'm going with her.

You would leave me

for some horologist in her knickers?

Yes.

You men are all alike.

Shark.

Henry!

Doesn't seem to be working.

No, we'll be fine, we'll be fine.

- How did they do that?

- We have to swim.

I will distract him.

Now!

Henry!

Hi.. Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow.

Spanish?

- Ghosts.

- Ah-ow.

They are unable to step on land.

- I knew that.

- Ghosts!

- Carina!

- You will soon pay for what you did to me.

No no no. There is no

need to bother really.

- Carina!

- I have no time to chat.

- Because mi map just ran away.

- I'll be waiting for you.

Why would you be waiting for me?

Why would he be waiting for me?

Pirates!

Scrum.

Captain?

Jack always told me that if anything

should ever happened to him.

- He wanted you to be captain.

- Yes, but the men voted for you, yes?

Well, you've got a captain's hat!

"Be that as it may"

them were his wishes.

So be a good lad

and take the wheel.

And.. you,

- Take the captain's hat.

- Perish my rhythm.

We will beat your captain to death.

Until he reveals where

they are heading.

- Carina!

- I know what's ailing you boy.

You've got the unstretchable itch.

Carina is the only one

who can help us find the Trident.

- And I'm not in love with her.

- Love?

Who said anything about love,

what are you talking about?

The unstretchable itch.

Scabies, I'm talking about scabies.

Small mites that burrow under the skin.

Certainly annoying me,

has done for years.

Oh, no!

Hangman's Bay,

STRANGERS NOT WELCOME.

Help!

- Help me! Help!

- Carina!

- Henry, help me.

- Help her!

By rule of the King.

I sentence you all to death.

I think we should tell each other

where our treasures are buried..

Just in case one of us survives.

Oh, good idea.

- You go first.

- My treasure is buried..

Between two cross palm trees

in an unmarked grave in Aruba.

What about yours?

I haven't got any.

You promised me Jack's blood.

But Jack is trapped!

- He can never escape the island.

- Piece of land.

Hello.

I upheld our deal.

Mi men and myself will go ashore.

The traitor will be yours.

- On mi honor.

- Honor?

What honor, hombre? What honor?

- You don't know what the honor is.

- Spare mi my life.

And I'll fetch you little Sparrow.

An accord?

Wake up Sparrow.

Wake up Sparrow.

Wake up, Sparrow.

- It's time to pay your debt.

- Pig?

Pig Kelly?

- Mi old mate.

- Mate?

Do you hear that boys?

This pirate owes me a

blunder of silver.

And luck has brought him to

Hangman's Bay.

Where he can settle his

debt, here and now.

And I will, I will Pig.

Name your price.

Her name is Beatrice.

And she is my poor widowed sister.

What, what is that?

She's been looking for

a respectable man.

- But you'll have to do.

- Royce, let's get on with this.

No why? Why..?

To make an honest woman of her, Jack.

Congratulations, it's your wedding day.

Let us begin?

We will honeymoon in the barn.

No, no, no. Pig.

How can I honestly make an

honest woman out of it?

That, her.

I mean. Her.

- What are those things?

- Our children.

Best not look them in the eye.

Bring the best man

and the bridesmaid.

I looked it in the eye.

Place your hand on the Bible.

- I have got scabies.

- So do I.

Place your hand on the Bible.

I'm a bed wetter.

Say I do.

- Or I'll put a bullet in your skull.

- Jack, they are going to kill us.

- I don't care!

- Just say I do.

- Last chance Jack.

- Wait. Surely..

- This is not legal.

- This is not legal.

He's right.

Does any man here

object to the nuptials?

- I do.

- Congratulations.

You may kiss the bride.

Do you like seafood, do you?

Jack. We meet again.

Hector!

This is mi best as my

in the whole world.

I always knew you'll settle down,

eventually.

Did you bring me a gift?

That'll do.

You look marvelous.

Got quite a spring in your step.

Has your leg grown back?

Captain, shouldn't we be getting

back to Salazar.

Trade Mr. Sparrow's

life in for our own?

I know that we could.

But I've come for the Trident Poseidon.

You're gonna double cross the dead?

You did promise!

And with it I'll gut the dead

that stole my command of the sea.

As much as I love this plan.

No vessel can outrun that

wretched haul of the ship.

But there be one, Jack.

The fastest ship I know.

The pearl, trapped in that bottle

by Blackbeard.

Five winters ago.

By the power of that

blaggerd sovereign blade..

I hereby release the Black Pearl,

to her former and rightful glory.

Get rid of the..

It's coming.

It is coming!

It is coming! Coming!

Set aside.

It's coming!

It's shrunken.

Why doesn't it unshrink?

Maybe it's cold.

She needs the sea.

She was a fine ship.

There be room for only one captain.

- Filthy beast.

- Time to race the dead.

The only safe place is the land.

Why are we going away from the land?

Nobody knows?

Captain, your map is incomplete.

I can take us to the Trident,

if you'd only trust me.

Did you not hear anything I just said?

So you be saying.

Is that star pretending to be a map?

Sir, there is no island,

on any map,

to support what the woman says.

Captain, you don't have

to understand her.

Just believe her.

Any one?

We had something sharp,

I could pick that lock.

You are not gonna find

anything sharp in here.

Release them.

Sir, you wouldn't allow a woman

to steer your ship?

She will follow her star.

Or we'll all die together.

The Black Pearl.

She sails again.

Yeah!

This ship. Those ghosts.

There can be no logical explanation.

Myths of the sea are real, Carina.

I'm glad you can finally

see you were wrong.

Wrong?

Perhaps I had some doubts.

This is the worst apology

I've ever heard.

Apology? Why would I apologize?

Because we've been chased

by the dead, sailing on a ship,

raised from a bottle.

Where is your science in that?

Fine, I will apologize.

Go on, then.

Well then, one could argue that

you owe me an apology.

As my life has been threatened by

pirates and dead man.

Which you now believe in,

sorry to say.

Apology accepted.

I am going to the lookout.

I'm glad you see it my way!

- Ready the guns.

- Aye. Ready the guns!

These pirates are going

for the trident.

Where did you get that from Missy?

I know this book,

stolen from an Italian ship,

- many years ago.

- Stolen?

No, you're mistaken.

There was a Ruby on the cover...

I would not soon forget.

This was given to me by my father.

He was clearly a man of science.

He was clearly a common thief.

The memory of my father

will not be befouled...

by the tongue of a pirate.

This diary is my birth right.

Left to me on the steps

of a children's home.

Along with a name and nothing else.

Oh, so you are an orphan?

What be you called?

Brightest star in the North

gave me my name.

- That would be Carina?

- Carina Smyth.

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