Pistol Whipped Page #2

I'm fine, thank you.

Korean? Japanese?

I speak both.

You speak both?

I speak both, too.

So, that guy was

rude to you, huh?

All right, sweetie, I'll pick

you up tomorrow, all right?

Bye.

Bye-bye. Have fun.

I will.

All right. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, Dad.

BECKY:
I really like it

down here.

MATT:
Me, too.

It's so quiet and peaceful.

Yep.

I wish Mom and Steve would

let me come here by myself.

But they're worried about the big

kids who hang out near the entrance.

I think Mom's worried about

their corrupting influence.

Corrupting influence. Well,

I suppose she's got a point.

I'm precocious, Daddy.

I read that in a book.

Precocious. Precocious,

well, I guess you know

what your grandmother

would say about that.

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"

Oh, my God.

You asked what she'd say.

You can at least, like, kind

of play innocent next time.

Innocent?

Yeah.

I'm your daughter, Daddy.

You got a good point.

(CHUCKLES)

You got a good point.

Hey, you know, yesterday I was

supposed to pick you up and...

It's okay.

It's not okay. You know,

I feel really bad.

I know that, you know, I really

need to be there for you and...

I know that, Daddy.

I saw your face,

something was bothering you.

Yeah, but, you know, daddies shouldn't

let stuff like that, you know,

get in the way of

daddy-daughter relations.

So I'm going to try to

never let that happen again

and live up to my responsibility

to always be there for you.

I know that, Daddy.

And I'm not little anymore.

Sandwich?

Here, a mug that

I made for you.

"I heart Daddy." What does

that mean, "I heart Daddy"?

I love Daddy.

Oh, I got it.

You're not that

dumb, are you?

(CHUCKLING) Sometimes.

I think I've proven that

in the past, haven't I?

You made these?

Yeah.

This looks like jelly and peanut

butter, not peanut butter and jelly.

Yeah. It's kind of a

science project now.

Yeah.

Some jelly with your jelly?

(CHUCKLES)

I was thinking...

Go get a drink.

What, are you a f***ing imbecile

or what? Are you an imbecile?

Give me a chance to fix it.

How f***ed...

Shut up. Shut...

Get him out of here!

What the f*** is wrong

with that idiot?

I don't know, boss.

Bobby, cocktails, will you?

Hey.

Hey.

All these beautiful women in here

and you're staring at this guy?

You know, he got kind of

unusual behavior.

I thought he might be someone

interesting. I just wondered who he is.

He calls himself Bruno.

What's he,

the little movie star?

Something like that.

Wow. I wonder if I could

get his autograph.

I don't think you want it.

You really don't know

who he is? No, I don't.

I'm just passing through,

came in here for a drink.

Well, I'm Drea.

Drea Smalls, by the way, just

in case you're interested.

Well, I'm Matt, and I am.

You are what?

I'm interested.

I could use a drink.

Why don't you sit down and have

a drink with me. What'll you have?

I think I'll have

what you're having.

Hey, around here it's

bad manners to stare.

Also bad for your health.

I guess I could stare at you.

I don't know about that.

Hey, how are you? Hey.

What do you say? How are you?

Welcome. You got here okay?

Very well. Good, good.

Good to see you again.

We added a figure.

Looks pretty.

You got a few more

of these I hope, right?

So, tell me...

What?

What does Drea stand for?

Andrea.

Somewhere along the way

it just got shortened.

Mmm-hmm.

What does Matt stand for?

Matt, like, you know, usually stands

for "dumb, unlucky son of a b*tch."

But tonight I thought maybe...

Maybe.

...I won't be so unlucky.

When you going to know

for sure, Matt?

Well, as soon as

you let me know.

Why don't I just tell you?

I think you just did.

I got more to say, come on.

DREA:
Wow.

You cook?

Yeah, man, I cook, I clean,

I wash dishes, I do it all.

But actually, no,

I don't cook.

Any man can fry

a f***ing egg, you know.

So...

So...

Why don't you tell me

about yourself?

What about me?

Well, I'd like to

know anything.

All my life

I've been on my own.

Trying to do more than

just get by, you know?

I'm an artist.

You're an artist.

Not like the kind of artist that sells

paintings and stuff, I'm a graphic artist.

I put together brochures and

catalogs, that kind of stuff.

I work freelance now,

but back when I had a

wherever I worked,

whatever I did,

there was always some guy above me

thinking he could do my job better than me,

telling me what I needed to do

to be good enough.

Hmm.

And after, like, a bunch

of years I finally realized

what I really needed to do

was grow a dick.

Well, probably I would like you

a lot less if you had a dick.

Especially if it was bigger

than mine, you know what I mean?

I don't think

that's possible.

BRUNO:
I love this guy,

I love this kid.

Hey, my favorite.

Hi, guys.

How are you?

Hey, Bruno.

How are you, sweetie?

How you doing tonight?

Better if you'll come

home with me.

Oh, Bruno. What are

you boys drinking?

Come on, give me a kiss.

Give me a small kiss.

Come on, give me one kiss.

No, no, not on duty.

Oh, stop it will you, please?

This manager of yours

is such a chicken sh*t,

he wouldn't say squat

if you got under the table

and blew me right here

in front of everybody.

He wouldn't, you know that.

Don't get fresh.

Oh, now. Come on,

come on, come on.

I'm playing. I wasn't fresh,

I wasn't fresh.

You remember one thing,

one thing.

I'll f*** you in the ass with my

dick if I want. Now that's fresh.

I think she's got

a crush on you, boss.

I swear to God, I feel the same thing.

I really... She plays hard to get.

Bruno.

Hey, hey, hey, how are you?

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

I was waiting for you.

My friend is a North

Korean gentleman, okay?

He's got 2.5 million

in counterfeit green.

I seen the color, I seen the

plates, I seen the product.

Gentlemen, excuse me

one second.

I know it's really rude for

me to just sit down like this,

but I noticed that along

with your powerful charisma,

you kind of were abusive with

that young lady earlier here.

What are you talking about?

The waitress, Emily?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I just was

a little bit offended,

and I wondered

if you would apologize to her.

To Emily?

Yeah.

You want me to

apologize to her?

You know, I would do...

No, don't laugh,

I would do that, I would

do that, honest to God.

She obviously means

a lot to you.

Well, yeah,

she's a nice girl.

You know something?

You make me feel, like,

embarrassed with myself.

Am I blushing? I'm sorry,

I didn't mean it.

You know what, let me make

it up to you, honest to God.

Go ahead.

When I f*** her in the ass, I

won't wipe my cock on her drapes.

That's so nice of you.

It's time to go.

Hold on, I'll pay you.

Hey kid, kid, kid, we talk.

You're not a stupid guy.

What brought you here?

This Korean, I do business

with him, I'm a business man.

I'm gonna say we got about two

minutes before the cops come here.

There's a score here for you.

I got diamonds, I got money, I got

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