Pitch Perfect 3 Page #2

Move, move, move!

I hate my life.

You know, you've got

these great jobs, right?

- I have one of those. Yes.

- Oh. Yeah.

- Yeah, we all.

- (all talking over each other)

Okay. Great.

(all continue talking

over each other)

- I am such an idiot. I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, okay.

- No, no.

ANNOUNCER :
Coming up next,

the Barden Bellas.

Yeah, okay.

Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, we should probably

go get ready.

But you guys, I'll, um.

I'll see you guys?

- Yeah. Yeah. - After? Okay.

- Totally.

All right, maybe.

Bye, guys.

- You're gonna have so much fun.

- Bye.

Fired twice in one day.

CROWD :

Oh!

(applause and cheering)

(whistling intro to Daya's

"Sit Still, Look Pretty")

Huh!

Could dress up to get love,

but guess what

I'm never gonna be

that girl

Who's living

in a Barbie world

Ooh

Could wake up in makeup

And play dumb

Pretending

that I need a boy

Who's gonna treat me

like a toy

- No

- I know the other girlies

Want to wear expensive things

and diamond rings

- No, I don't want to

- But I don't want to be

A puppet that you're playing

on a string

This queen

don't need a king

Oh, I don't know what you've

been told, but this gal.

They're so bright and shiny.

They look like

they was all breastfed.

Because I want to be,

no, I don't want to sit still

Look pretty

You get off on

your nine-to-five dream

Of picket fences

and trophy wives

But no, I'm never gonna be

'cause I don't want to be.

Does your vagina

suddenly feel not tight?

Sure, I'm a pretty girl

up in the pretty world

- But they say pretty hurts

- And I don't want to

- I'm a pretty girl

- Sit still

- Up in the pretty world

- Still, still

- Sit still, look pretty

- No, I don't want to

- Sure, I'm a pretty girl

- Sit still, no

- Up in the pretty world

- I don't want to

- But they say pretty hurts

- Sit still, no

They all definitely

have boyfriends.

I don't want to sit still

Sit still, look pretty

No, I don't know

what you've been told

But this gal right here's

gonna rule the world

Yeah, that is

what I'm gonna be

Because I want to be

No, I don't want

to sit still, look pretty

You get off on

your nine-to-five dream

Of picket fences

and trophy wives

But no, I'm never gonna be

'cause I don't want to be

No, I don't want

to sit still, look pretty.

(cheering and applause)

Oh, my God, you guys,

that was so much fun!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Thanks.

You know, we could just start

singing right now.

Lilly could lay down a beat.

BECA :
We already look like

the B-team Bellas.

I say we cut our losses.

You guys!

You guys, I am so sorry.

I realize I should not have

used the word "reunion."

I should have said that it was

an excuse to see each other.

I really didn't think that out.

- I'm sorry.

- No, no, no.

You guys were so great.

And this was

a really nice chance

for us to get together.

Right, ladies?

- Yeah, sure.

- Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, really great.

- So great.

- Thank you so much.

I was supposed to go

to my brother's wedding,

- but this is nice, too.

- AUBREY :
Aw.

- Yeah.

- CHLOE :
Bellas, a toast.

- AMY :
There!

- Toast! Yay!

(crying):

To the most amazing

group of women

I have ever known.

- (cheering, whooping)

- I would do anything

to sing with you guys again.

- Anything!

- (gasps)

I mean, really,

I could just crap myself!

- Oh.

- Uh-uh.

ALL :

Cheers.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm having a crazy idea.

Okay, I've mentioned

that my dad is in the Army

and, like, basically killed

Osama bin Laden, right?

Some new information

in that sentence, but okay.

Well, what I mean is, he's

kind of a big deal in the Army.

And every year, the USO

puts on this performance

to entertain

and support the troops.

And this year,

DJ Khaled is hosting.

He's got, like,

a gazillion hit songs,

and he's super famous.

- I saw him on a tax commercial.

- (others gasping)

What if I could get us

an invite?

To sing?

No, to run military dark ops.

- Yes, of course, to sing.

- (laughter)

Is there a competition?

There should always be

a competition.

Oh, um.

well, well, no, but.

let's sing together again.

And. and maybe

I'll see my dad.

Or maybe I won't,

you know, because he has

something really important

to do.

Or maybe I'll be

the most important thing

in his life this time.

Maybe.

- Who's with me?

- Me. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I suddenly have a lot

of free time, so hell yeah.

CYNTHIA ROSE :
Well, I just got

kicked out of flight school

for killing 300 fake people.

- I hate fake people.

- I hate a fake b*tch.

Can you fly when

you're eight months pregnant?

- What?

- No.

Um.

- Look. - Oh.

- (murmuring, gasping)

That's.

that's eight months pregnant?

You guys didn't notice?

- Well, congratulations.

- Oh, my God.

- Ah!

- (murmuring)

- I mean, I'm so happy for you.

- Amazing! - Wow.

Do you know who the father is?

Eh.

- Oh. - Oh.

- Congratulations.

- Happy accidents.

- (others cheering)

Okay, well, Stacie's out.

So I guess, Emily, you're in.

- Oh, yeah. I'm in for sure.

- Yeah!

AUBREY :

Yay.

- Was I not always in?

- Um.

- Oh, no, no, no. Of course.

- Yes.

Oh, cool. I. Okay.

- (all chattering)

- Cheers!

Supercalifragilistic

and bionic, go ballistic

Coldest summer,

chain and wrist lit

Automatic sonic facelift

I got that boom, boom, baby,

bring the bass

I got that boom, boom

all up in your face

I got that boom, boom, baby,

bring the bass

I got that boom, boom

all up in your face

Boom, boom all up

in your face.

- Hola, seoritas.

- (Gail whoops, chuckles)

Where'd you guys

even come from?

A little town called

Persistence, sweet cheeks.

That's right.

Here, here's the thing.

JOHN :

Look at this, ladies.

All-access passes.

We're tall enough

for all the rides.

You can run,

but you cannot hide.

This d'aca'mentary

is happening!

We're gonna film

this whole thing.

It's gonna be beautiful.

We're making a beautiful

d'aca'mentary.

In fact, we gotta set up.

Where are we gonna

set up, John?

I want to give you the.

Papi chulos, straight ahead.

Ooh

Ah

Ah

Ooh.

Welcome to Spain, Bellas.

A few important things

to note before we begin.

- (airplane engine rumbling)

- Grab your luggage.

All right, thank you.

You always want

to stay 25 feet.

(dialogue muffled under

roaring airplane engine)

.choke.

(continues indistinctly)

.very sharp. We do not

want you to impale yourself.

(engine noise dies down)

I hope you all heard

each and every word,

or else you might

very well end up dead.

Ladies, I'm messing with you.

On behalf of the Department

of Defense, we would like

to welcome you to

Naval Air Station Rota, Spain.

And a sincere thank-you

for coming out to entertain

our troops and their families.

We're excited for this tour.

My name's Chicago.

Over here to my left

is Captain Bernie,

who we like to call Zeke.

- Ladies.

- We're gonna be with you the whole tour

- as your escorts and security details.

- AMY :
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