Pixies

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I'm not surprised not everything lasts

I've broken my heart so many times

I stopped keeping track

I talk myself in, I talk myself out

I get all worked up then I let myself down

I tried so very hard not to lose it

I came up with a million excuses

I thought I'd thought of every possibility

And I know someday that it'll all turn up

You'll make me work

so we can work to work it out

And a promise you keep

that I give so much more than I get

I just haven't met you yet

I might have to wait I'll never give up

I guess it's half timing

and the other half's luck

Wherever you are, whenever it's right

You'll come out of nowhere

and into my life

I know that we can be so amazing

And maybe love is gonna change me

Wait for me! Hey!

Hey, wait for me! Hey! Get ba...

And somehow I know that it'll all turn up

You'll make me work

so we can work to work it out

And a promise you keep

I give so much more than I...

PIXIES:

- Hi, Daisy!

- Hi, Sam.

Uh, you doing... stuff?

I was thinking of flying

over to the glow worm trail.

- You want to go?

- Who, me?

Yes, I would... like to go...

to the trail... with you, there, please?

Looks like someone has a girlfriend.

I bet you they'll love

and care for each other.

- Oh, gross.

- Oh, man, put some cork in a twitch.

Ooh... smoochy, smoochy.

Max! Agh! Both of you!

Daisy, sorry, just ignore them.

Later then, at the glow worm trail?

Sounds great, Sam. I'll meet you there!

Fantastic! I'll... I'll see you soon!

I can't believe you two! That's pretty much

the most I've said to Daisy ever!

Now we're on a date. Can't you two

just leave me alone for two minutes?

You're always just

tagging along beside me.

- Hey, Sammy, wait up!

- Agh, just leave me alone, William.

- I want to talk to you.

- Forget it.

You might have been a little harsh

with Max and Twitch back there.

They started it. They just can't

leave me alone, even for a minute.

They're your best friends, bro.

If they say stuff that you don't like,

you can't let it get under your wings.

Sometimes others don't understand

that when they joke around,

it can actually hurt feelings.

Look, just keep your chin up,

and always take the high flight.

Okay.

They're your friends, just treat them

how you want to be treated.

You! You vile giant!

You think you can come into our world,

destroy the natural beauty

that surrounds us?

No, sir! Not today! Not on my watch!

Die, human scum!

No, please! Take the king, not...

Oh, sir, it's you.

Huh? What is it?

Your sons, my king...

- they are late for their fitting.

- Go! Get 'em!

Yes, sir!

Agh! I don't really want

to do this, but...

I can't be late again. Dad'll kill me.

Sorry, Nature.

William! Sam!

Fly!

Sammy!

William!

William!

William? Sammy?

Sam, oh, am I glad to see you.

Your father would have had my head if...

- Will?

- Sam, you don't want to...

Will? Will, wake up.

Well, he's alive... but barely.

William needs medical attention, now!

Take him to the infirmary!

Samuel... my son...

now is not a time for tears.

For eons, we Pixies

have been a proud community,

and so it has been for generations...

whomsoever performs a misdeed against us,

suffers the fate of the Pixie Curse.

Samuel, my son...

you shall bear the brunt

of our curse against this enemy.

Follow that human back to his home,

and insure that he lives a life

of misfortune for all of eternity,

so say I, king of the Pixies!

- Don't worry, we'll get him.

- For sure... we'll get him.

We'll get him good.

Long day.

Ahh... honey, I'm home.

Hm, looks like it's just me

and you again, bed.

That guy can really sleep.

Talk about hittin' the snooze button, huh?

Where's Sam?

- Getting ice cream?

- You wish.

- About time.

- Hello to you, too.

Max, Twitch...

to insure victory in combat,

you must study your opponent.

Admire, respect their attributes.

Now, let's drop a book on his face.

Ow!

Stupid shelf.

Oh, man, great work, guys... seriously.

Oh, we've only just begun.

Ahh.

Yeah.

Hmm. Mm-mm?

Don't remember opening

that thing, hmm. Oh...

Agh! Oh, no!

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Hmm.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm good.

Oop, get that.

Huh?

- Cat head.

- Did you say something?

- Joe, you okay?

- I'm good.

Hmm.

Yeah, yeah!

My foot!

For the umpteenth time,

I'm not going out with you, Joe.

Aw, come on, Betty, it'll be great!

We could play doctor.

No, my work and home lives

are separate, thank you.

But we already know each other so well.

And that's why I have to turn

a charmer like you down.

Last thing I need to date

is a walking disaster.

Ouch.

You're a nice guy, Joe...

but you'll be a lot nicer when I don't

see you here three times a week.

That was colder than your stethoscope.

Whoa! Whoa!

Go on, get out of here. Scoot, scoot.

- All right.

- Git!

Whoa, yeah, my bad. Sorry.

Something's wrong, my luck

these days is just horrible.

Huh?

Huh?

- Hello?

- Joe, where the heck are you?

I'm on my way, sorry, I had an accident.

Again with the accidents.

Ma'am, just bring your keys to Vincent

over there and he'll take good care of you.

Vincent? You put Vincent in the shop?

What? He's good.

He doesn't know his alternator

from his elbow.

Maybe, but his elbow is on time.

You said you'd be done in an hour.

One hour, you said!

We'll miss the special!

How is she supposed to get her blintzes?

I love the blintzes.

She loves the blintzes, crazy about 'em!

All she has left are these blintzes!

And now... no blintzes.

- I don't know what to do without blintzes.

- She is lost without these blintzes.

You're tearing her apart here, I tell you!

Apart is what we're torn!

- Something bad will happen.

- She needs the blintzes!

Joe, just... just get here quickly.

We need you at the desk.

Dad, I can work on the...

the cars, Dad!

I'm actually very competent.

It's not like every second of

my life is a complete disast...

Whoa.

- You guys do that one?

- That one was all the wingless wonder.

Agh!

Just one moment of peace!

Oh, my gosh, are you okay?

I'm fine, just fine, I...

Are you sure? Because I hit you

pretty hard with that door.

- Aw, that looks pretty bad.

- Uh...

You know, I wasn't even paying attention.

I was fiddling around with my phone thing.

Technological distraction, just more

industrial junk to distract us, right?

Ooh, kitty video!

Guy... hey! Snap out of it.

Come on, let's go get you some ice.

Take a load off.

Oh, relax,

I'll be right back with that ice.

Welcome to the jungle, baby.

Oh, wow, she's so cute.

Maybe my luck has changed.

Um...

I should say something. Uh...

You take all these?

- Yup! Each and every one.

- This is the Valdez spill?

Yeah, I took that one when I was seven,

just before my birthday.

- Where's this?

- Which one?

- The kid on a pile of tech junk.

- Oh, India.

You know most of our tech waste

ends up in a landfill in foreign countries?

That's weird, didn't know.

Uh, I might be out of ice.

- Hey, this tsunami one is pretty intense.

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