PK Page #2

Okay, background.

Jaggu, cue.

Who said that animals don't commit suicide?

This is Nikku.

Dr. Sweetie Singh's dog from Ramesh Nagar, Delhi.

In the last month, it has attempted suicide three times.

Try to jump off the roof, ate sleeping tablets,

And throw itself in fireplace.

Why did he do these things?

Does he have some mental illness?

Is Nikku..

Jaggu, what happened?

What is this sh*t, Nitu?

We hope to talk more with the millionaire, after the break.

Well done. Coffee?

Someone bring a coffee here.

Jerry.

- Oh no.

- What do you think? This dog have depression?

And psychotic disorder, schizophrenia tension

deficit hyperactive disorder.

Whatever it is, why would I care?

Exactly! Why would anyone care?

So why show this stupid news to people?

So what are you trying to say?

Come here, take this.

Look at this. Today, I met someone.

Who gives these pamphlets to people.

- He's looking for God.

- He found Him?

No.

Finding God, that's religion.

Found God, that's news.

If he found God then bring him here, I'll put him on air.

- But,

- You know the company policy.

No news on religion and no news on God. Finish.

What's wrong with you?

Where are the so called fighter once before?

You wanna see the fighter?

Look here. Look at this.

There are three marks here. See?

They are not birthmarks.

Your father's friend, that Tapaswi?

I have news program against him.

It's his devotees who shoot my butt. Yeah, right in my butt.

From then on, I decided, if I want to live in this country,

then do not mess with religion. That's it.

I have a show now. You can go. Bye bye.

Welcome back from the break, we're talking about the businessman..

Boss never give me the opportunity to follow up this story.

But two weeks later, it came back to me.

Subtitle Edited and Encoded by RENHOAX of RSG Release A thief, thief, thief!

Catch him. He stole money from the box.

Hey, where are you going?

Catch him.

Get away.

You idiot, dare stealing from God?

Pandit, he's not a thief.

My purse fell through the box when I want to give money in it.

He's helping me to get it, that's all.

I'm telling the truth. Check it.

In the purse there's Rs 5,000. You'll see.

Pandit, those are mine.

Once, but when He was named in your hands.

Now they are His.

Let them leave.

Hey.

What did you do there? I'm taking my money back.

- Payment has been taken, but work has not been done.

- No, no wait.

I saw you begin to get some money, and then you put some money back.

Rs200 for the register, I take that amount from it

and return the balance back in.

Before this, you wear necklaces, rings, wasn't you?

I reject it. Now I won't wear it.

Then why are you wearing these stickers?

Self defense.

People always put God's photo in their wall, right?

So that someone would not kick it. I stick

it here. So that people won't hit me.

Nitu, where are you?

Come fetch me, I don't have money to go home.

I'll tell you what happened later.

There's a big temple opposite that place.

Come quickly. Thanks. Bye.

Take this. Keep it.

- What's this?

- For taxi, so you can go home.

When I see somebody couldn't go home.

I feel disheartened.

- Listen.

- No more, that's all I have.

No. I cannot take this.

- Why?

- You have to go to your home too right?

And you don't have any money too.

Even with money,

I still can't go home.

Why? Where do you live?

Actually,

I live in Bhauri.

But these days, the hotel rent are high, you know.

So I have to check in at lock up.

Lock up?

- As in the police lock up?

- Yes, here in Delhi.

- They give food for free.

- And you want to check in there? Like a hotel?

Come, I'll show you.

Stay here.

Hey, look at this, idiot,

I'll take care of you.

Subtitle Edited and Encoded by RENHOAX of RSG Release Jaggu.

You sit behind. I'll follow that car.

- Whose car?

- Our story.

Get your purse. I need some money.

Hurry, Nitu.

Thank you, bye.

Excuse me.

- Yes.

- I want to go into the lock up.

Why?

To meet that guy.

Lady, does this look like a canteen to you?

Where you can eat and drink, have fun with friends as you please?

This is lock up. Lock up.

Only someone who is faulty is able to go in.

Ma'am, bribe is banned.

Thats why I give it.

You can even be put in. Oh please do it.

Thank you, Mr. Pandit. Just an hour.

Hi.

I want to know your story.

Tell me.

What is it?

I'm a TV reporter. This is my job.

Ask.

Whatever you want to ask.

So,

What's your name?

I don't have a name.

All I know is everyone call me PK, PK.

What's your job?

Ash toro naut.

Astronaut?

Meaning, job which go to the Moon?

Don't work as Moon Miner. Not trustworthy.

Okay, so what's your favorite planet, then?

- My planet.

- No, no, beside Earth?

No, I know this planet's a beauty.

I said my own planet.

At night, that's up there. I can see my home.

We're suprised when we learned that,

there's another world, there's people just like us.

So they sent me here, for research purpose.

But when I just got here.

Someone snatched my remote control.

And without remote control I can't give signals to my home.

Without signals, no one can come and take me back home.

Hello, listen.

- What?

- Open the door please. I want to go home.

Madam, that can be decided by party from outside, not from inside.

- Look I'm not a thief.

- Thats what thieves always said.

- Where's Mr. Pandit? Please call him.

- Mr. Pandit went on patrol.

Mr. Pandit.

- Pandit.

- Hey thief, shut up. Or I'll give,

You think I'm crazy, talking nonsense?

If not, then what?

- Your planet people talking like Bujpur?

- Our world did not.

Our world did not have any language.

We're all talking with mind, confusion never arouse.

But here, say something else, but meant something else.

One word but four meaning.

When saying something good, its like,

Everything is good, very good.

"Accha" with big eyes.

When in wonder, the tone is short.

"Your mother's accident. Really?"

When someone's angry, the tone sound even more high.

"Really? You want to teach me? Really?"

When thinking, then its long tone.

"Oh, that's it.."

You have to pay close attention.

Then one can understand what they mean.

Because of so many confussion, I had to learn it in full six hours.

Meaning you learned all Bujpuri language in just,

- six hours?

- I can't touch hands at that time.

Then I met one girl, I sit together with her.

I hold her hands and transfer all the language she has to me.

Are you kidding me?

There's a limit to everything you know.

Are your hands like a USB cable?

That can transfer files from computer to another computer?

And your clothes?

Your world's also wearing jeans?

No no no. Our world don't wear any clothes.

First time I got here, I think,

that people here are different from each other.

Our world is different by skin. The skin here,

some have shining bright skin, some have black skin.

Some have colored skin, some have plain skin.

Some have a skinny skin and some have hanging down skin.

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