PK Page #6

Jaggu, there's already three marks on my right side butt.

Now you want the left side too so both sides are balanced,

is that what you're saying?

No Jerry, it's important to put PK.

He will explain with love, that everyone has called a wrong number.

Tapaswi can not imagine how he would deal with this PK.

Jerry, Jerry.

He's sitting out there. See him once.

I challenge you, you cannot answer his questions. Trust me, please?

- Sir, your cigarette fell just now.

- Oh, thank you.

This is not mine.

Kamasutra, Strawberry flavor.

- I hate strawberries! Ask others. Its not mine.

- Madam, is this yours?

- How dare you?

Just check your wallet.

- Maybe something's missing.

- Who are you? You're rude.

- Uncle, this is yours, then?

- No, its not.

PK it is his.

If you want to ask anything, ask him.

Come in.

What is this?

Its condom.

- What'd it do?

- To control world population.

- How's that?

- Have to wear it.

While having sex.

You control world population by wearing it? How?

It's not me wearing it.

- Millions of people wear those things.

- All of them get it from you?

Everybody's got those things.

- I have two questions.

- Just ask PK, ask him.

Why is that when people lost money they all say

"this is mine, this is mine".

But when condoms is lost, everyone say

"this is not mine, this is not mine".

Here, sex is a private matter.

- How?

- How can someone shout that "today I will be having sex".

But then at marriage party,

there's crackers, orchestra, dance.

It looks like to tell everybody in the city, "today I'm having sex."

Why?

I do not have an answer to your question.

But I do have a job for you.

Let's go, before this guy change your mind.

Watch your back now Mr. Tapaswi,

Now its my turn.

Mr. Tapaswi meet his followers here everyday. They're talking about God.

We go in, listen to his phone calls.

If you think that he is wrong, then stop him immediately.

Make him understand that he is calling the wrong number.

If I do that, will he return my remote control?

If he understand that what you say then he will understand

that chain is a joke.

- He'll return your remote control.

- Yes, I'll make him understand.

My wife has beenparalized for six months.

Doctors are not able to do anything. I want,

Oh God.

Praise to you.

Yes.

Do tell.

Where?

God it's your choice.

- Have you heard Prathan?

- No.

It's in Himalayas. Go there by train.

From there, take a bus,

to Gentaulk,

then to Padyathra.

Stay for 8 days and pray

at God's house.

Go with love, and your job will be done.

Wrong number, this is wrong number.

What is?

Wrong number.

Tapaswi, you spoke to God with a messed up telecommunication technology.

Every call you make is wrong number.

The one answering is a duplicate God, he's joking with you.

What are you trying to say?

I'll make you understand. We are all God's children, right?

Yes, so what?

- So, what'd you tell your sick child if they ask your help?

Do you give him a cure? Or tell him that,

Go 4000 km from this house, there's one more house there.

Tell the one's in there the same problem.

If he go to the real God, He would says, Son, your wife is ill,

go to someone else, you're still alive.

If you're dead, then come to me.

Now, you're still alive aren't you? Right?

I can prove it, someone took a joke for you.

Tapaswi, please call God again.

Ask Him if He can give some guarantee to this cureness.

Uncle, before you got written guarantee, do not leave here.

Call Him now, let's see here.

Tapaswi's lunch time has arrived.

Tapaswi, that duplicate God,

has given my item to you.

It's a fraud.

Fraud, fraud.

Until now, man don't even see God or heard from Him.

What God tells us to do,

Has been conveyed by His managers only.

- PK has presented an important issue.

- What's that?

Are these Manager's voice has reached the true God?

- No.

- He makes us understand that,

are the calls made has reached God, or a fraud?

- It's wrong numbers.

- So tell us PK, how can people react to this situation?

As long as the phone line's not repaired,

our problem will arise again and again.

We need to help each other.

PK tells important thing.

As long as the Managers can bring us to the right God.

We will not look to their aid. We'll help each other.

PK says not to build this temple.

- He told us that chain belongs to him.

- What is in your pocket?

Do you smoke?

- Yes.

- You do drink, right?

- Yes, occasionally drink.

- You're a smoker. Drinks alcohol.

Knowing that both is poison.

The government gives permission.

Factory produced these poison.

The shops open sale these poison. No one wants to question these.

But when I want to build in this earth for the devotees of God.

Just want to build one temple,

then why are these questions?

If you want to ask question, go ask those

Who try to stop building the temple.

Who is this PK? He's not Parveez Khan.

Not even Pasha Kaman too.

I ask you all.

If you want to ask, ask that PK.

What's his religion?

What's his religion, his sect?

Long time ago there's someone who wanted to destroy a temple.

Put our temples destroyed.

Today, someone else want to do the same thing.

Yes, but,

Tapaswi, call your God now, you want to know what's my religion, right?

But first, ask Him what is His children's religon.

- What the hell are you doing here?

- Call Him, ask Him, ask Him.

I don't have to call God for this. Even I can answer this.

This is Hindu, Christian, this is Sikh, this one of the Jains,

And this girl is from your nation.

Guys, please tell Tapaswi your names now.

Hello, my name is Sukhwinder Singh.

Assalamualaykum, I'm Abbas Ali Yaqub.

Hello, I'm Veer Jain.

Hi. I'm Christopher D. Souza.

I'm Jhaggat Jhandni Sahni.

Confused, right?

I have changed their appearance.

Religion is always connected to appearance, right?

I'll show you. Come here.

With all this appearance, a Sikh.

Take off the turban, becomes a Hindu.

Take off mustache, then a Muslim.

This whole change was designed, by that wrong number of fake god.

If it's the right God, then it would be marks on the body right?

Show yours.

- Mine?

- Why turn back? Take off clothes, check it.

Why be shy?

Come on, remove all you clothes, show your marks to Tapaswi.

Why be shy? Okay, I too will take my clothes off.

Look at this.

Any marks, huh?

Is there? Nothing right?

Have any sign?

- And this too.

- Hey, put this man out.

What is this, huh? I'm going to prove it.

Gaot cast eyes.

Jaggu.

Stop this program!

When you're 40 days old, you got a name by Tapaswi.

The one who gave you name.

Can take it out/back too.

Dad, he gave me name Jhaggat Jhandni.

- Who want that kind of name.

- You!

How much money you want, huh?

You're doing all this for money, right?

- No.

- You'll go to hell. Haven't you any fear of God?

Thank you, Father. Thank you.

I give the idea but you understand the rest of it.

This game is about fear.

That wrong number case did not just make fun out of us.

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