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in a sink filled with cabbage. Get it?

Oh, what do you

mean us, man?

Yeah. He doesn't

even know who us are, man.

He's not looking

for Mike and I.

We're not even

on his radar.

Oh, really?

This guy will clean house.

Our house.

Your parent's house.

Your f***ing parent's

parent's house, man!

This guy don't

f*** around!

God, Dwayne. You're really

starting to stress me out, man.

The three of us went in on that bet.

The three of us are gonna cover it.

No. No, no,

no, no, no.

Oh, yeah,

yeah, yeah!

Are you trying to act

like you don't know me now?

You suddenly

don't know me? Like...

Like I've got f***ing,

f***ing leprosy or something?

Well, dude. Uh, we did just

kind of meet you this year.

So, I mean, who knows

what you got, right?

You got leprosy?

F*** you, man!

Jeez. Chill out, dude.

It's okay.

It's just, those guys

mean business, man.

If I go down, I'm not

going down alone.

So, you two better step up in

figuring this sh*t out with me.

I'm not getting my head

washed in burning cabbage again.

That's for

f***ing sure.

That sh*t was

not pleasant.

Hello?

Is Ali Brandt there?

This is Dr. Perry's office.

Speaking.

Ali? Can you hold

for Dr. Perry?

Sure.

Hi, Ali. Dr. Perry.

I have news for you.

Okay.

he crashed.

Then 2139 took Pitt.

They won, but didn't cover.

Okay. What about

the one-big?

Twenty-three dimes.

Who?

Are you kidding me?

She call you direct?

Phil did. They're in town

for some kind of fundraiser.

She must have

pressured him.

Said she'd have him fired if he

didn't put it in. So he put it in.

Nothing more dangerous

than a bored housewife.

And during

campaign season.

Okay. Tell Bobby

to collect his shorts.

And get the stretch

ready, Jimmy.

If the Feds come knocking, we just

may need a little bit of insurance.

Lanzelin?

Tonight we're gonna be

right where we need to be.

I'd first like to say

that the political

life in America today

wouldn't have a fraction

of the strength it does

if it weren't for the hard work

and enthusiasm of our young people

who are committed to

the day's pressing issues.

Hard working and

idealistic volunteers

have been the backbone

of this campaign.

And at this time I'd like

to personally point out

one shining star

on my team.

Her hard work,

dedication to

the issues,

and specifically

for her unique

and unrelenting

perseverance.

Ali Brandt.

Thank you.

I'm a little overwhelmed

being up here.

Um, this year's campaign

has been a challenging one.

Our opponents used negative

ads from the get go.

We chose to take

the high road.

But tonight is not

just about politics.

It's about friends.

It's about faith.

It's about family.

It's about love.

And it's about

having fun.

So let the dancing

begin. Thank you.

All right!

Chalk is the favorite.

Right.

Um, the beard conceals

the real bettor.

Excellent.

The diamond is when

the juice is 10%.

The handle...

That's not enough.

We're f***ed.

Data mining is searching through

a large volume of statistics

to find the

profitable situation.

Whoa! Very good! Excellent!

See now, night school's paying off. Right?

All mighty dollar.

Beno, take

five, will you?

Hello, Mr. Bartender.

Can I get you a

drink, Ms. Lanzelin?

Scotch, please.

So, what do you think of your little

Ali now, Mr. Big Shot Country Club Guy?

Well, I think

she's hot.

I think she's beautiful.

I think she's the smartest

person I have ever met.

And I also think the

entire state of California

is gonna be eating out of

your palm, including me.

You look

different tonight.

I do?

Different how?

I don't know.

You just do.

I saw Dr. Perry

this afternoon.

Really?

May I cut in? I'd like to

personally congratulate the person

who's responsible

for most of this.

Hey, Mrs. Lanzelin.

What are you doing

out here all alone?

I lost my picks today.

Trying to rethink my counter.

Are you kidding me?

Um, my run of luck has

been so horrible lately.

I couldn't win a race if you sent

nine of the horses to the glue factory

and let mine

skip the track.

They should send him

to the f***ing glue factory.

Oh, sh*t.

Are you okay? Joey?

You look

a little sick.

Beno! Get Joey on the

phone for me, please.

Joey?

Didn't cover.

Hey, Tony.

No. I'm Okay.

Okay. I'll be

right over.

See you in the

winner's circle, Joey.

F***!

F***! F***!

Okay, Jimmy.

Let's set the hook.

This is Phil.

Phil, it's

Nick. Uh.

It appears the Mrs. didn't

cover this afternoon.

Don't wanna interrupt the Governor's

gathering, of course. But, uh,

we're in the neighborhood.

Thought we'd stop by, check in. Say hello.

Um, you guys parked away from

the front entrance, I hope.

Of course.

For now.

I'll call you back at this

number in five minutes.

Sir?

Excuse me.

Hey. What's wrong?

You okay?

No. I don't

feel good.

You don't feel good?

Oh, my God! You're burning up.

I know.

I just threw up

in the bathroom.

You think this

fundraiser is to be held

just so I can hand it over to some

bookie who happens to be sitting outside?

Are you out of your f***ing mind?

You know what this

could do to me?

You are very attractive

when you're leveraged.

Isn't he, Phil?

Please, I'm just...

You gave me

your word.

At least until the election was over.

You gave me your word.

And you promised me you would

be faithful, you son of a b*tch.

Until the election

was over. At the least.

You think I'm gonna lay quiet while

you're out there barnstorming,

and you're chasing every skirt

that comes across our path?

You have absolutely

no regard for me.

Joan, I...

No! You know what?

I have put my best on for you.

From Chula Vista all the

way up to the f***ing

goddamn motherfucking

Trees of Mystery.

I should

excuse myself.

No. You stay

right there, Phil.

I want someone to see

the other side of this,

so I know

I'm not crazy.

I'm just gonna go...

I'm gonna go straight home.

Are you sure you don't

want me to come with you?

Yeah. Stay.

You can't leave when everybody's

eating out of your hand like this.

Here, sir.

Hey!

I'd like you to be

discreet, of course.

Of course. The more

shadows the better.

I'll have Phil take

care of it right away.

I want you to take it

out of petty cash, Phil.

I'll sign for it personally.

Log it on to travel expenses.

I'll cover it Monday when

we get back into the office.

Yes, sir.

It's nice to see you so

executive-like. In charge.

Tough.

Oh, poopsie!

Are you sure you're okay?

You don't want me to drive?

No, I'm, I'm fine.

I just, I need to...

I need some

quiet. Oh, um,

what did Dr. Perry

have to say?

Oh, it's okay.

We'll talk about it at home. Okay?

You sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Just feel better, okay?

Bye.

I'm gonna go

straight home.

Okay.

Go to sleep.

No, stay there!

Dwight, Dwight,

Dwight, Dwight, Dwight.

Man, I will have the

rest of it next week.

Oh, next week, huh?

The rest of it was supposed

to be here last week.

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