Pledge This!

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# When l met you in the restaurant #

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# You could tell l

was no debutante #

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# You asked me what's

my pleasure #

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# A moyie or ft meftsure? #

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# l'll have a cup of tea #

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# And tell you of my dreaming #

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# Dreaming is free #

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# Dreaming #

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# Dreaming is free #

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# l don't want to live on charity #

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# Pleasure's real or is it fantasy? #

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Hey, check this out.

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Everywhere l go, people

totally lose it.

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l'm Victoria English...

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sorority princess of

South Beach University.

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And, oh, yeah, this year l've

gotta makeover a bunch...

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of clueless freshmen into

Gamma Gamma girls.

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Oh, look at this

Shakira wannabe.

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See what l mean?

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She's taking a freaking

cab instead of a limo.

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Not hot.

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See, Gamma Gamma

sorority is in a contest...

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to become FHM Magazine's

hottest sorority in the country.

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Everyone wants to go to

South Beach University.

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A couple of years ago, they

Iet unhot people in here...

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and things haven't been the same.

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l guess i'll just have to put

a blonde wig on this one.

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Daddy, stop the car here.

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- But there's a spot up front.

- Dad, this car is embarrassing.

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l don't want people to

think that l'm poor.

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Well, honey, you are poor.

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Look at this little minx.

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This is Kristen Ass.

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lf l'd have known she'd

come in that car,

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l would have never

Iet her pledge.

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Excuse me.

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So there you have it.

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A mission to turn the ''wannabes''

into the ''be wanteds.''

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Should be fun.

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Smell that?

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That, my friends, is the

smell of opportunity.

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Fresh, un-tapped poon tang.

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Did you just say poon tang?

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l mean, that's why they

call them freshmen!

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Because their coochies

are fresh for all us men.

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What's going on?

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- Hello, ladies.

- Hi.

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Welcome to South Beach.

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l love fresh coochy!

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Victoria will be here in 45

seconds, ladies, so smarten up.

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# Whoa, whoa, whoa #

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# Whoa, whoa, whoa #

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# Got somebody, she's a beauty #

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# Very special, really and truly #

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# Take good care of me,

like it's her duty #

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Every year, school starts

when l pop out of my limo

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and see my shadow.

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But l can't see my shadow

because l'm so thin.

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Gamma Gamma pledges

ready for inspection.

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People say l shouldn't

torture my pledges.

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But l say, who says

Iearning can't be fun?

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Sweetie, do you have

any idea who l am?

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You're Victoria English.

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And what do l do here?

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You're the president of the

Gamma Gamma house?

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And the ultimate role model

for every college girl

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on the face of the earth.

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Starting to like this one.

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Wait. Whose top is that?

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- Mine?

- No.

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Whose top is that,

gamma pledge?

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Dolce and Gabbana.

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Ma'am, my top is Dolce

and Gabbana, ma'am.

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- It's Dolce and Gabbana.

- Don't you forget it.

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What the hell kind of

nail color is that?

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- It's ''cherries in the snow. ''

- So last week.

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Suck it off, Gamma pledge.

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l will, ma'am.

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You. The shoes.

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l saw those on sale

Iast week, didn't i?

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No. My mom sent 'em to me.

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Those shoes are expired.

Totally unhot.

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Two out of three,

this is a disaster.

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- Morgan?

- Yes, Victoria? Ma'am.

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Please explain to these jackasses

what's at stake this year.

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Listen up, ladies.

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This year, FHM Magazine will be

selecting the hottest sorority

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in the nation to be

featured on their cover...

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and we are one of

five finalists.

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And l'm not gonna let a bunch

of clueless pledges stand...

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in between me and the number

one spot in the country.

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- Is that clear?

- Yes, ma'am!

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Victoria, we may have

a little problem here.

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What?

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''This year, the winning sorority

must embody diversification.''

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ln other words, geeks, nerds,

scientists--everybody.

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Problem solved.

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We'll just pledge some geeks.

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We will?

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And when we win the magazine

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