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bonner central.

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We're coming to you live

from the world famous...

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South Beach Miami, for

what promises to be...

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the hottest party of the year,

the unveiling of the new...

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FHM sorority of the

year magazine cover.

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Gamma Gamma sorority

won the contest...

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and we can't wait to see

what they're wearing...

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or not wearing.

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Tonight.

1378

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Come on in girls, these guys

are gonna help you on out.

1379

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They're my little

temp service here.

1380

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This is Jos, he

testified in trial...

1381

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for me with the border

patrol back in the day...

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you know what l'm saying?

1383

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That guy with the

turban did it.

1384

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Now these guys wanna get

back at them Gamma b*tches.

1385

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The Gammas turned

em on in to the INS...

1386

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so they wanna get

back at the girls too.

1387

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Thank you.

1388

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Anything you need

they're gonna help you.

1389

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l get hepatitis.

1390

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No Poops.

1391

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Damn!

1392

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l mean this is

like a buffet.

1393

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Oh my god, that's

Carmen Electra.

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She's my fantasy

girlfriend.

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She's coming here.

1396

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Hey.

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Um...nice legs.

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Thanks.

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What time do they open?

1400

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l was thinking maybe we

could go somewhere...

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and, uh...talk.

1402

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Oh, Dax!

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Oh God.

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Hey!

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Step away from my man!

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l don't know her.

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Kids this is Dax,

he's your new daddy.

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What?

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No, l don't have kids!

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Pony ride!

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No-no, don't leave!

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Wait, Carmen!

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By any chance

are you jewish?

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No, l'm methodist.

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That'll do.

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What's up, hottie?

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Word.

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You ever been in the

back of a pickup truck?

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What's a pickup truck?

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You're about to find out.

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You're not gonna be

needing this sh*t.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Would you like a drink?

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Su-sure.

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Champagne's really good

for the complexion.

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Just kiss her

allready you big puss!

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Wooo!

1429

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Oh, God, somebody kill me!

1430

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l'm a pony!

1431

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l'm a pony!

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And now the moment

you've been waiting for...

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FHM presents the

girls of Gamma Gamma.

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And now, here's your

host for the evening...

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Sofia Vergara!

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We have searched far and

wide to find a sorority...

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that will represent

everything...

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that you have come

to love about FHM...

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sex apeal, power,

style and respect.

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Let me present to you

FHM's hottest sorority...

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Gamma Gamma!

1442

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Congratulations!

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Thank you.

1444

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Thank you.

1445

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People told me, ''Victoria

no question about it...

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''you're the hottest

sorority leader...

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''at South Beach University.''

1448

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But the entire country, l

just knew l could do it.

1449

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And this is only the beginning

of Victoria English.

1450

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This is supposed to be

about Gamma, not just her.

1451

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Sofia, you are so hot.

1452

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We should totally like

do a show together.

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Oh my god, thank

you, of course.

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Wouldn't that

be so hot guys?

1455

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Do her!

1456

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Hi, l have a really

big favor to ask you...

1457

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l seem to have dropped my

earring backing over here.

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l was wondering if you

could help me find it.

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All right Gammas, do you

wanna see your cover?

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We're not even on it.

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Victoria looks

really beautiful.

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God l look hot.

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Backstabbing little b*tch!

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And now lets take a

Iook behind the scenes...

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at the hottest

sorority in America.

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Hey everybody, l'm

Victoria English...

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president of Gamma Gamma and

l wanna show you around.

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This is the

master bedroom.

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And this is Gamsie, my dog.

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# Twinkle-twinkle little... #

1471

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They showed me

on the potty.

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What are you doing

you ugly ass?

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You poor thing, there

you go you're better.

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