Poppitz Page #2

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Where in the world are you?

Hi.

What? ls anything wrong?

lt's been a tough day.

What are we going to do with her?

Cherish her.

Princess you in vacation mode?

Come on, let's go.

l thought you wouldn't make it.

A promise is a promise

and made to be...

...kept.

Everything else OK with you?

Yeah, let's go,

time's a wasting.

Lately Junior's been

so cool somehow...

l could postpone

my vacation, no problem?

No, everything's under control.

Look, l can talk to Lena...

Have a great time, and l

look forward to your return.

Your luggage, please.

Sure thing.

lt's going to Cosamera.

That's what you think.

Just kidding.

Oh, a comedian.

You girls go ahead,

l'll catch up. Go on...

One of a kind! Sale!

Your meal.

Thank you.

What is it?

Wiener Schnitzel.

Have mine too, pumpkin.

I've aIways been abIe to teII...

when the company

was hushing something up.

HoId on.

This might be

something interesting:

Who was Junior on the phone

with so much lately?

Maybe we should discuss this

some other time.

l'll give you a call,

Mr. Poppitz. Bye-bye.

l've been meaning to ask you...

Good, l look forward

to working together,

Mr. Poppitz.

Bye-bye.

And once again.

OK, just like we said,

Mr. Poppitz.

Bye-bye.

Eat, who knows when

we will eat again.

No way.

Whoever he is,

Bertram knows him.

And unfortunateIy I don't.

And the worst-case scenario is

that he's my new boss.

Sh*t...

God...

Come sweety,

it isn't so terrible.

Bad news.

We're catching

the next plane home.

Don't be silly.

We've packed other clothes.

l've got major

troubles at work.

lf l'm not at work this week,

we're doomed. Sorry.

OK?

You want to keep

our standard of living?

The convertible,

the designer kitchen,

the beauty farm.

Eating at Japanese restaurants.

Please take your seat.

Pumpkin, do something.

Here.

l mentioned that my wife

is mentally instable,

but that she's getting better.

Well, she was.

Stop it you b*tch, stop it.

We can go on vacation

some other time.

l've got it under control.

Here's the plan:

We'll go on vacation this summer.

OK, guess l can't do that.

l can't cancel our vacation.

So that Ieaves option 2.

Oh God.

Oh sh*t,

honestly.

Come, it isn't so terrible.

Forget it.

Forget it, OK, just sit down.

Clumsy me.

Tea or coffee?

No thanks,

l'm doused already.

What a way to

start our holiday.

Aw, so what,

l'll change

when we get to the airport.

Don't worry about it.

My God, so I've got a tiny

pang of anxiety...

as I go on my

hard-earned vacation.

How did that

ancient Chinese saying go?

You need

the determination to change...

those things in your power

to change;

the composure ...

to accept what you

can no Ionger change.

lt will come, Gerry.

And the wisdom to know...

what you can change and what you

couIdn't give a damn about anyway.

The bus is waiting.

We have to go.

l'm not moving until

my suitcase gets here.

lf you'll please follow me.

Now.

Come, Patricia. We go ahead.

Oh, you're not together?

One moment.

Mr. Schartl,

is that your luggage?

Not really.

Don't worry,

we'll deal with it later.

Hi, Chief. Are we happy?

Very good.

lt's much cheaper at the club.

Hey lady, shouldn't you...

What about my luggage?

C'mon,

Lufthansa is already in the bus.

Who's in the bus?

The Germans, you know.

They expect us all to jump

when they whistle.

l'm sweating like a pig.

What?

-He means it's hot.

lnto the bus,

it's air-conditioned.

Jesus it's freezing in here.

Well, it's about time.Punctuality

isn't an Austrian virtue.

lt's not like we're

missing anything.

Any slower

and you be going backwards.

Please Mercedes. Mellow out.

Just cool it.

This place is crawling with

Krauts.-You ain't kidding.

Daddy?

What time is it here?

-Hold on, it's...

6:
28

Here we go.

AII right.

In the name of ''Happy HoIidays''

Iet me weIcome you ...

to the enchanting

isIand of Cosamera.

From now on,

we're on a first name basis.

I'm Doris, your tour guide.

We should be arriving

at the club in 4 hours.

l'll have a cold by then.

Shhh, must you complain

the whole time?

Mercedes, please.

Peace.

Daddy.

Look, there's a

dead body in that car.

Jesus.

You ever heard of piety?

Where's that?

Leave my husband alone.

No taking pictures of the

natives for religious reasons.

You can photograph

the local charm at the resort.

AII right.

Here we are.

WeIcome to vacation paradise.

You'll each get an arm band.

To mark you as a guest at the club.

Wear them for your own safety.

Germans.

Austrians.

Your wrist please.

l see.

Austrian.

No smoking in the reception area.

lt's no use, it's not here...

ls this really necessary?

Lady...

Listen, my suitcase is

definitely not here, OK?

So what now? Suggestions.

No entering the restaurant

between meals.

Drinks are free at the bars, but

please only 1 plastic cup per person.

lf you've already got your armband,

go get your key at the reception desk.

Globacek.

Schalk. My key, but fast.

Naomi, stay here.

We were first.

Take it easy, man.

What's up, man? l'm Uwe.

l'm looking to score some smoke.

Score some smoke.

Globacek...

Hello everyone.

ln the name of the club

welcome drinks are on the house.

Join me at the pool bar; my treat.

Who's that?

Why his treat?

l thought everything was free.

Just a sec.

l'm Dr. Schartl from Vienna.

And l ...

don't know if

they've told you yet,

but there's been a problem

with my luggage.

You don't say?

lt's still not here.

Maybe you can see to it

personally ...

because you and me

want to stay friends, right?

Well, all right,

Doctor Schartl from Vienna, l wouldn't

want us to be enemies either...

l'm an ordinary tourist ...

just like you. You want some

underwear? OK, but l want it back.

Dad got what was coming to him.

Have fun at the bar.

lt is free but not very good.

l don't believe this.

Sweety, they will find the

suitcase. Do you have your key?

Are you my wife?

Of course...

We meet at the pool tomorrow

at 10 for the activity program.

Good night, everyone.

Are you my wife?

Then wear this band as a

symbol of your eternal love...

and loyalty.

332, here we are.

See if the coast is clear, Gerry.

Patricia, will you stop that?

Scamper, scamper, crawl...

Children please.

Faster, Gerry.

Well,

l wouldn't buy the place.

They've got a lot of nerve...

lt's...

Aw who cares...

All right...

Bug-free. Come on in.

Well,

Perfect, eh?

Well,

at least our luggage is here.

Your luggage.

Where's the toilet?

Down the hall,

third door to your right.

Sweetheart, look.

Here's your room.

The light doesn't work.

l special-ordered it for you.

lt's the Goth room.

Gerry, there's no toilet paper.

Oh, l brought some Kleenex ...

in my suitcase.

Aw, sweety, it will turn up.

Yep, can't beat the ocean.

Yes.

You know,

it's been ages since you and l...

Yeah, ages...

Are you happy?

Yes.

Me too.

Hi there.

Hello.

You're from Vienna too,

aren't you?

Yes, from Sievering.

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