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I need to talk to you.

Pornography is illegal, I think!

Stop that gossip about censorship.

Now the others drive their money

home in wheelbarrows. Sh*t!

Madonna, what have we done?

Nothing.

And we got all that police!

We didn't pay for "Kinky Swedes"

but for "Swedish Birch Forests".

That's the trick.

That's it.

It's over.

Let's go home.

- No, let times.

I'll follow later.

What will you do now?

- I fly to New York tomorrow morning.

New York?

- I just saw an old girlfriend.

She has borrowed a few bucks.

- And Mom? If you fly so early

you can't say goodbye to her.

- Right now that's maybe better.

The money for the film, right?

You've tapped her.

I haven't tapped her. I've...

- Yes, what?

Say it!

I've pledged the stamp collection.

You what?

- God, what should I have done?

From somewhere the money had to come.

- Are you completely nuts?

That was her pension!

It's possible she must

sell the house now.

How much did you get?

- 10,000.

Are you totally insane? The collection

was worth at least 50,000.

I can redeem it, right?

Think I leave Mom in the lurch?

Those few thousand marks.

In America I'll earn dollars.

You know what, Freddie?

You're still my brother,

but I've got enough with you.

I begin with the adjuration

of our candidates.

Ludwig Rsner, do you swear

to exercise your duty...

in all conscience?

- I swear.

Go home, you morons!

Do you swear to exercise your duty

in all concience?

Sorry, boss, but I have to pass.

Kpke, have you lost your mind?

Yes.

Peter Thomas Friedl.

That was a great act.

Bennie, telephone.

A Mr. Badewitz

wants to talk to you.

Yes?

What? Are you sure?

Yes, of course.

So, we are six people.

No. Seven.

Well, then we'll meet the 27th?

Bye.

Well then!

International Film Festival

Hof

Sorry, where're you going?

The screening is almost over!

(talks Italian)

I'm sorry, but we are sold out!

- Sold out?

She's the star of the film.

She is Gina Ferrari!

Well then.

Nastrovje, Borschtsch, Kalinka!

Finally, where were you?

The film's almost finished!

But good you're here.

Such a mess! I'll call the police!

Well, maybe a little

too much Eisenstein.

You're a genius! A film-God!

The director of the film,

Benjamin Kpke.

I congratulate you sincerely

to this success.

What will you do with the money?

- Well, so I...

10,000 go to my producer...

and my actors,

led by Gina Ferrari.

Grazie!

- And my brave crew,

that enabled me

to make this film.

And as far as the other 10,000,

I will invest them...

In stamps.

And now I'd like

to thank one person.

She gave me the idea

for the film...

and so I'm very sorry

that she can't be here today.

Excuse me, I'm just a little...

I see... I see

that she there anyway. Back there.

I ask her to join us on the stage.

Luzie, I beg you!

Yes, I hope that I still...

I can make many more films

together with her and...

a lot more.

- Do you mean,

I don't need a sewing machine

anymore?

Pants down. I wanna see.

Full House.

Moment!

So what? 3 tens and a couple.

I've got two kings.

- I have three.

Exactly.

Have you ever seen five kings

in one game?

Are you implying that I swindle?

Kpke. You have a visitor.

Say, do you have to stay here

much longer?

Not that long. A year or two,

perhaps even less.

After all I've turned myself in,

voluntary.

When you get out, we'll be there.

I want to f*** you! What?

Well, Stalin? - Sh*t, I can't

remember what I wanted to say.

In order to... Can I come again?

- Yes, please.

Cut!

I'm sorry. Sh*t, again.

Sorry...

- Off!

Can we do it once more?

- Try.

One time

"Animalistic, Lickerish & Herma"...

Once more.

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