Prague Page #3

You did not see things.

Wasn't it?

You've seen Subhangi with Gulshan.

I know.

I saw it happen.

What happened?

I am lighting up

Arfi's cigarette, man.

On which side is he sitting?

What are you doing?

Meet the doctor and continue

the medicines. Okay?

Arfi is dead.

- It's okay, man.

No. It's not okay!

I wondered what he

was trying to achieve

by doing that.

Was he trying to prove

a point or something?

Why?

- We can't smoke here.

Arfi is dead and he

has become your disease.

I mean, come on. It's been a year

since he died and you know it.

Get over it.

We are going to Prague, dude.

Let it be just two of us.

You and I.

Okay.

No Arfi.

"On my teary eyes"

"On my teary eyes"

"rested my shattered dreams."

"This heart pines.. - Ruby Roy

called me today and said"

"that she had seen me somewhere."

Is it in Bangla as well?

"Ruby Roy.."

Do you know?

If you..

You might get her,

you might not get her.

But if you..

You are definitely

going to get her.

He is talking about Subhangi.

I know.

- "Yearn.."

"On my teary eyes.."

Which floor is this?

Second?

It's a nice house.

Nice?

- Nice..

You must pay

6,000 crowns.

It's large, too much.

Less?

You are free to choose the room,

but I will quote the price.

"Tell me why does the rain pour"

"Tell me why does the rain pour"

"hard on the strong,

great pavements."

"Life is never going

to stop it all"

"till the end of time."

"Is the city crying?

- Yes, it is."

"Is the city crying?

- Yes, it is."

"Is the city crying?

- Yes, it is."

"Is the city crying?

- Yes, it is."

Awesome. You sing well.

- That's good.

How are you?

Can I take this chair?

Can I take this chair?

Are you single?

Actually, I am not.

Is the singer over

there, your boyfriend?

Lucien?

No, he is Elena's ex-boyfriend.

Elena, the brown-eyed chick.

I can't see her eyes

from here. Is she single?

Elena, this guy wants

to see your brown eyes

in exchange

for the chair.

Hi.

Nice.

Hey.

- Hey.

Hi.

Are you Indian?

Yes. Are you Indian too?

I am Kashmiri.

Oh, wonderful.

I am joking,

I am Czech!

I just look Kashmiri.

So..

Where in India are you from?

Guess.

Punjab?

Yes, you are kind

of short to be Punjabi.

Bihar?

Close.

Really? - Very close.

- Elena.

So where are you from?

Tell me.

Guess!

You're Bengali.

Do you speak Bangla?

Yes, I was in Kolkata.

I am from Kolkata.

I see.

I got to go.

So do I.

So do I.

Oh!

This one is yours too?

It seems like the one

I should get into.

Oh, really?

Can you make it a

little faster please?

I have been standing

here for like 15 minutes!

Please.

I am fed up of this.

I want to get out of here.

All right. I will take you

to Propaganda after this.

Then you can have fun.

Fun!

Do you want me to have fun

or do you want to have fun?

You know I don't like loud music

or people who play

loud music in Propaganda.

or people who play

loud music in Propaganda.

How many times do I

have to tell you that?

Nonsense!

Move it.

Trams in Kolkata are so different.

I know!

So..

What were you doing in India?

I was fooling around.

Why?

Do you never fool around?

I do.

Good.

It's good to fool around.

I would also like to see it.

What do you do?

I dance.

Image theatre.

Excuse me.

Do you know that place?

The old town square.

Can I have your number?

Why should I give you my number?

Listen to this.

How do you like it?

Isn't it amazing?

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

Amazing.

I have to go.

Bye.

- Bye.

I travelled from one

corner of the city

to the other to have..

Oh, sorry.

I travelled

from one corner of the city

to the other to watch your play.

Do you think you can reward

my hard work with a cup of coffee?

I travelled from one corner

of the city to the other

to watch your play.. - Oh!

- Hello!

Hi!

- Hi.

I travelled from one

corner of the city

to the other to watch your play.

Do you think you can reward

my hard work with a cup of coffee?

Is that possible?

- What?

No.. I am saying

there is a coffee shop here.

If you could have

coffee with me..

Yes, it's a cafeteria.

You can get coffee.

No, I want to have

coffee with you. Can I?

Sorry, but I got to go.

You want some?

No..

- What?

No.

Why?

Not hungry?

Weren't you hungry

a moment ago?

So what are you trying to do?

What are you trying to do, Chandan?

Don't trouble me.

No.

- No.

I want to know.

Why are you making such faces?

What face?

- This face.

What this face?

- Look at this.

You see this tone?

This tone and this face.

I don't want to talk to you.

Old trick!

You can't use this trick, you know.

You are just trying to make

me feel bad. That's it.

Do you want me to go?

No.

No, you just want me to leave.

Shall I leave?

Why do you become like this?

- Like what?

Unreasonable.

I mean..

What is your problem with Lucien?

Why don't you want me

to see him?

Oh, my God..

It's all about that..

You are pissed because of that.

I am not pissed.

I am disappointed.

You are unpredictable.

You say and do

whatever you feel like.

You change every moment.

'I don't want to talk now.'

'I want to go.

I got to do this.'

'I got to do that.' - What does it

have to do with Lucien?

Everything.

- Everything.

Look at your state,

look at your behaviour.

You can do anything, anytime.

See!

I mean..

What do you mean? - I don't

want you to be with Lucien.

He is your ex. You have got

nothing to do with him anymore!

I am trying to help you here.

Sort your life.

- And mind.

And the character..

- You wrote it..

Yes, I wrote it.. But we

are working on it together.

Yes, I wrote it.. But we

are working on it together.

So..

Imagine this..

What do you get when you

cross a sheep and a crocodile?

A Sheepodile. - Lucien..

We get Lucien.. - Sheepodile.

You get a Sheepodile. That's

what this is. It's beautiful.

What's the crocodile part?

Crocodile is the head

a bit of a tail sticking out,

green feet as well.

But otherwise, the

body is like a sheep so..

Anything else?

A Cappuccino.

Hey, that reminds me.

I-I have got a joke for you.

This boy comes home from school.

Gypsy boy, you know.

And his dad says, 'So how

was your day at school, Son?'

He says, 'Well, you know, it

was really good, Dad. You know..'

'Because.. Because today

we learned the alphabets.'

'Everybody else learned

halfway up to M.'

'I learned the whole alphabet.'

So he said, 'Well, you know,

Son, that's just natural.'

'Gypsies are clever

and you should be proud.'

So boy comes back from school.

'So how was today, Son?'

'Well.. Today..

Oh, Dad, I am proud of myself.'

'Because you know today we

looked at each other's penises.'

'And all the other boys..'

'This size..

Really, like this. Just nothing.'

'And me.. Yes!

I mean, maybe..'

'And hair.. Everything.'

He says, 'Well..'

'Well, Son, you shouldn't

be so proud of that.'

'I mean, after all you are

20-years-old and they are 7.'

Why are you laughing?

We are just talking.

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