Preservation
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The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see
To see what he could see
To see what he could see
And when he got over the mountain
And when he got over the mountain
And when he got over the mountain
What do you think he saw?
What do you think he saw?
What do you think he saw?
A bullet in his brain
A bullet in his brain
A bullet in his brain
- Pow!
- Pow!
Have you seen this? This is the video
of that cat getting flushed down a toilet.
Look.
Fat kid does karate.
Homeless man drop-kicks pedestrian.
Have you seen this one?
I don't have a phone.
First graders have cell phones.
Get a phone.
Cell phones emit
electromagnetic radiation.
Radiation affects brainwaves,
attention levels, testosterone.
I'm not worried about my testosterone.
What if somebody needs
to get in touch with you?
- What somebody?
- What if there's an emergency?
- What emergency?
- I'm... the emergency is hypothetical.
I'm hypothesizing that at some point
you might need to get in touch
- with a member of the human race.
- Nah. I have a dog.
Speaking of dogs, do you remember
when we spray-painted
that Cocker Spaniel
that lived next door?
I remember being grounded for 17 months.
One time...
when the old man was changing
his carburetor on that piece of sh*t C10,
I threw a golf ball
at a bottle of Pennzoil.
Direct hit. His face was covered
in transmission fluid.
You're lucky the old man
didn't choke you with the fan belt.
I was lucky that you were
always there to save my ass.
To my big brother. Welcome back.
Are we there yet?
- I have to pee.
- You're a peeing machine.
You... Are you okay?
Are you experiencing kidney failure?
Do you need dialysis? Seriously. Why is it
that women need to pee every 17 miles?
Can we just find a gas station?
Honey, we are going camping,
not antiquing.
At some point, you're gonna have
Come here.
I want to go antiquing.
Walter, I didn't mean to leave you
with your dick in your hand
with the Rothman account.
Yeah, no, something came up.
I'm not gonna be back
in the office till Monday.
Tell Bridget...
make sure Bridget confirms the conference
call and CCs me on the invoice.
This too.
Thanks.
Oh, sorry.
It'll die. Eventually.
His battery? It'll run out.
- I was hoping he wouldn't get reception.
- Yeah. No outlets in the woods.
He'd better hope I don't feed
that phone to my dog.
Can I have the bathroom key?
I thought you guys said
you'd been here before.
When we were kids. I guess
there's been some budget cuts.
- Well, how can they close a state park?
- They can't.
Little chain-link never stopped
the Neary family.
Isn't there, like, a fine or something
There's nobody here. The place is dead.
is loose but won't come out.
and the recoil knocks my tooth right out.
From that day forward, Dad always
called this rifle the Tooth Fairy.
I hate that gun.
Come here. Come on.
Walnut stock, mauser action.
I'll take Dad's old Winny
any day of the week.
Old is the operative word.
You stick with your iron sights.
I'm going with an EBR-2B HD zoom radical
with a 75-yard Parallax setting
and real-time ballistic calibration.
That's not hunting. That's cheating.
Look at that. Map says
there's a kid's museum.
- Kiddie museum?
- What trail are we taking?
We don't follow the trails.
We follow the animals.
Well, I'll follow you.
I'm directionally challenged.
Don't worry, we won't get lost.
We got GPS.
And so does the dog.
I got Buck a present.
Come here, Buck.
Real-time GPS.
The red dot is Buck.
He can chase down the deer.
We find Buck, we find Bambi.
Hey, litterer.
What if some little kid steps on that?
Then some little kid can sue me
for negligent disposal
Little kids are real litigious
these days.
Let's go hunting.
Alcohol and firearms.
I don't see anything.
Just 'cause you don't see 'em
doesn't mean they're not there.
We're not watching them,
they're watching us.
As long as we can find this dot,
we find our way back.
Hansel and Gretel used breadcrumbs.
It's biodegradable.
Woods are the only weapon you need.
Yeah, well, I need something
a little more heavy-duty.
PETA must love this.
All is fair in love and online shopping.
A real hunter doesn't give chase.
A real hunter is already there.
Close your eyes.
Count to three.
One...
two...
three.
Oh, God!
I hate it when he does that.
First time hunters hesitate to kill
because their emotions interfere.
Emotions are a mistake.
Watch, wait.
- Be ready to pull the trigger.
- She's totally ready.
She's got her game face on.
I don't know if you knew this about my wife,
but she's a very competitive person.
Beginner's luck.
Now don't worry, honey. No pressure.
I've never seen anyone
bag a buck on their first try.
We'll see about that.
Like I said, competitive.
That dog never takes his eyes off you.
That dog saved my life.
Several times.
Please tell me that isn't our dinner.
- Tastes better than it looks.
- I'm vegan.
I'll pick you some pinecones.
Come here.
Come take a cut.
Come on. I thought you went
to med school.
If you want to exsanguinate,
you cut the carotid.
All right, so I guess blood
My first year of residency,
I did an ER rotation.
They gurneyed in a four-year-old boy with
bullet wounds from a drive-by-shooting.
A bullet had ruptured his orbital plate
causing subarachnoid hemorrhaging.
He bled to death in my arms.
So...
no.
Blood doesn't bother me.
I saw a 13-year-old get burned alive
outside a madrasa.
Couple of PFCs got drunk,
got a can of gasoline,
took a Bic lighter to her burqa.
They called it "Hot Potato."
Court martial called it a "thrill kill."
A bear will kill because it's defensive.
A lion will kill because it's hungry.
Man's the only animal
Don't get too close.
You might cut yourself.
I didn't mean to interrupt the tutorial.
Please proceed.
I smell like viscera. I'm going
for a swim if anyone cares to join.
- No peeking, pervert.
- Scout's honor.
Beware the creature
from the algae-filled cesspool!
You're like a... pilot fish
that latches onto dorsals.
It's a symbiotic relationship.
This is totally the type of lake from which
a two-headed creature might emerge.
Polycephalic creatures don't scare me.
Brain-eating amoebas, on the other hand?
This lake is filled with parasites.
Builds your constitution.
Sean and I used to pee in the pool
every day growing up.
- It was like swimming in lemonade.
- Wait, are you peeing right now?
We should put in a pool.
- Pools are a lot of work.
- Yeah. But it could be a lot of fun.
Oh, we could have pool parties.
You know, if we ever have kids.
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