Pride Page #9

- Thanks.

"Screw you, Thatcher" or "f*** you"?

I can see the appeal of both.

Jonathan, "screw" or "f***"?

"Screw." More visceral.

Attention, attention:

We have reason to believe that

there are known homosexualists

and a confirmed lesbo

inside these premises,

and that they are armed with

sewing machines and glitter.

Aha.

Now that you have made

yourselves known to me,

I have a question for the

notorious Accrington sodomite,

- known as Mike Jackson.

- Will you please put that down?

We have good relationship

with our neighbors.

Mike!

Mike.

I behaved like a prick before.

Do you forgive me?

Just... Just get up here and

sew something, will you?

There you go, Bromley.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Right. Now get to work.

All right, just for future reference,

- my name is Joe.

- You tell him, Bromley.

Bromley! Bromley! Bromley!

Bromley! Bromley! Bromley!

- Bromley.

- Bromley! Bromley! Bromley!

Haven't you heard about

the miners, dearie?

They lost.

- Have you heard? No politics.

- What?

- Mark's with the steward.

- No politics?

- No slogans.

- We're a Mardi Gras, apparently.

- A general feeling.

- Amongst who?

Amongst the committee that people

have become tired of politics,

and that this year the

tone should be celebratory

- with affirmative slogans.

- Horseshit.

If you insist with your banner, you march

at the back with the fringe groups.

No, mate, we're LGSM.

We fought alongside the miners.

Congratulations,

but it's time for a party.

- What? I'm not gonna go at the back.

- Bollocks!

Complete and utter bollocks!

- What's LGSM's position?

- We're going to march.

Yes, but with banners or without?

- With.

- With. This is a demonstration.

- We've decided to lead the groups.

- Why would you?

- I'm not getting rid of the banner.

- No.

- Listen.

- There's got to be some compromise.

- Why?

- That's the way you get things done.

- No, it f***ing isn't. Listen.

- Why does everything get

so aggressive with you lot?

Listen to me! Listen to me!

Whether we march with

banners or without,

the important thing is that

we march together, all of us.

That's what this has been

about since the beginning,

and that is absolutely

how it is going to end.

Together, us united.

Bloody hell.

Yeah!

Hey!

I can't believe you're here.

I can't believe you're here.

Where are my lesbians?

Where are my lesbians?

- Hey.

- GWEN:

- Hey. Guys, I'm here.

- Jeff!

These are all cucumber, no butter,

Stork SB every one.

- I can't believe youse came.

- Miners, see? We love a good march.

- Where do you want us?

- You lot!

- I'll tell them.

- There's too many of you.

- What?

- You'll have to go to the front.

- You'll have to lead.

- We're not losing our banners.

What do you mean?

What's he mean too many?

What's he on about?

I think he means them.

Caerphilly.

West Glamorgan.

East Glamorgan.

- Abercrave Lodge.

- Yes.

Abernant Lodge.

Bargoed Surface Lodge.

Fernhill Lodge. Mardy Lodge.

Blaengwrach Lodge. Cambrian Lodge.

Fernieside Plant. Mountain Ash Lodge.

Dulais Valley Lodge, Onllwyn.

Haverfordwest Lodge.

South Wales NUM headquarters.

The gays and lesbians have

been absolutely magnificent.

- No other word for it.

- You must've found it weird,

a load of gays and lesbians

descending on you like that.

Why on earth would we

have found that weird?

This way, guys! We're at the front!

Come on, guys,

we're at the front! This way!

Not worried about being

too visible this time?

Shut up and march.

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