Privilege Page #2
- Year:
- 1967
- 103 min
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which is why Steve Chunk dog food
from 10/6 on the current market
to 8/6.
but not reduced in chunky,
tail-wagging nourishment.
You are now in what is called
These are 300 of these in Britain
each designed to keep people happy
and buying British.
Steve. His symbol, the arrow,
is your guarantee of satisfaction.
Don't forget that when you buy in here
14 stone, 7.
- Did you see the chick tonight?
- You're certainly putting it on, son.
I'm not putting it on.
It's a little chemical problem.
The body is still there.
The form is still there.
They run after Steve but the overow
I still get, I want you to know.
What are you doing to your teeth
so much? All that gargling.
Too much with that stuff.
By the way, we've got to do
something about his wrists.
- What wrists?
- What do you mean? His wrists.
They're getting cut up,
all smashed up.
Why does he have to lose
blood for nothing?
I've got his name tattooed
all over me.
Steve, I love you. Steve, wait for me.
Steve, be mine tonight.
and they're always horrid dreams
because he always dies in the end.
When I wake up I say thank you to God
because it was only a dream.
We're falling down on two items, I said:
repentance and heart.
Did they give you anything?
I'm not a knocker
of this kind of music
but the intro goes
something like this...
those 4 bar intros?
- 8 bars.
- It's 4 bars, Uncle Julie.
You're counting it in 2. It's 4 bars.
I said to the boy who wrote it what
made him think of that kind of a sound?
How does it come here?
And you know what he said to me?
Maybe I'm a bit old-fashioned
but he said to me...
And you'll never believe this, Alvin.
He said to me that the sound came to him
when he was in a traffic jam.
The hooters were blaring...
And that's how he came to
the idea of the theme line.
Still, who am Ito complain?
His last disc sold...
- Wasn't it 400,000?
- 200,000.
Anyway, we gut together
and we worked out a song.
Alvin, this could be
a minor sensation.
Now, it goes like this...
The boy's sitting in the prison cell...
You got the picture?
Mother...
I never thought I 'd miss your cooking
Mother...
You're the nearest and dearest to my heart
- Mother...
- When is the hook-u p?
Wait, wait, wait for it...
Can't you see, Mother?
The bridge needs a little work here
but get the pay-off: the last line.
The salt spray of my t-e-a-r-s...
I don't want say that it
needs a little work but...
Never thought I'd miss your...
I'll start again.
Mother...
I never thought I 'd miss your cooking
Mother...
You're the nearest and dearest to me
Mother...
Can't you see, Mother?
The salt spray of my t-e-a-r-s.
- Well? How's that?
- It's a nice tune, Uncle Julie.
Well, no, no. It's not
It's a horrible tune.
Do you know what
that tune is, Uncle Julie?
It's a nostalgic breaking of wind
after a dinner of sentimentality.
You know... I mean it's nothing.
Where's the adventure in it?
This book is about a fat mother figure
who eats her children
with her sentimental rubbish
and your tune panders to this.
The very instruments you play,
the very balance is expressed by the shape.
There's nothing to them at all.
Mr. Hooper; how would you describe
your function as Mr Shorter's
administrator?
Well, one example I can give you...
About 18 months ago Steven was
threatened with a paternity suit.
So... what did you do?
Well... I procured an abortion
and arranged for the young lady
to be paid 500.
I see. And how did you account
for this expenditure?
I put it down to petty cash.
We'll start with
the American tour, please.
Andrew Goddard Butler
director of a merchant bank
in the City of London
and chairman of Steven Shorter
Enterprises Limited.
Very well, gentlemen. We'll begin by
asking Martin to give us
the results of the American tour.
Right, gentlemen...
The tour lasted 25 days and we covered
some 64,700 miles of travel
The 25 days resulted in 64 appearances,
and 9 charity functions.
How many days off were there?
Three.
Is the boy all right?
Have I...
Have I said anything to indicate
that he isn't?
The schedule sounds a little punishing.
His schedule had the full approval
of Dr Malcolm.
Gentlemen, let's be quite clear
on one point.
Steven Shorter's personal life
is his own business.
That's as it should be.
But his well-being...
physical and mental...
is very much of concern to us all.
The last time I saw him I thought
he seemed nervous and withdrawn.
I hope there's nothing...
disturbing the boy of which
we have no knowledge.
Stay there, Steve. Just relax.
I don't know what's the matter
with you. Don't go away.
Give him a ball someone.
Throw him a ball, will you?
Get a few of you tossing
this ball up in the air...
Can we get a ball please?
Someone give him a ball.
Greg, will you give him
the ball please?
Very nice. That's it.
Stretch it out towards me, Steve.
Smile. Don't forget to smile.
That's very nice!
Our first problem was to naturally
get rid of 35 pounds of excess weight.
So we put him on this special
gymnasium-type gymnastic course
with a lot of choppy
and exciting exercises.
I don't know what they did
but they fixed up the problem.
I'd say it took us about anywhere
from 18 months to 2 years
to get him into his present
physical shape.
Now what about taking your jacket off?
That towelling thing you've got on.
Get a few of you in your shorts.
Come on,that's a great idea!
A few for the girls!
Do I have to?
Yes. Come on, Steve.
What's the matter with you?
You look wonderful.
Beautiful day. Come on.
Steve,just for a couple of shots.
Can you just take it off?
It won't take too long.
- I won't take long, Steve.
- Just a couple of shots, Steve.
Just a few. Come on now.
It's great. Wonderful. Good.
Now, Steve... Smile, nice smile.
You're awfully tense. Relax.
Right. Now put your chest out.
Beautiful one for the girls...
Now then, Steve, another one.
And smile...
- You got a fridge?
- No.
Better buy you one then.
Steve likes his chilled tomato juice
about 11.
The following morning Bill Franks,
personal bodyguard to Steven Shorter
and 5 ft 11 inches in uplift boots
inspects the amenities
within Vanessa Ritchie's studio.
Got hot and cold then?
Toilet upstairs I suppose?
That's a bit strong, isn't it?
Is this where it all happens, then?
Darling?
Yeah, I suppose this...
Well, this ought to do us, then,
darling.
When am I going to have
another session with Steve?
Tomorrow. Yeah,tomorrow
after the commercial.
- What commercial?
Here, have one.
Good for your sex life.
- I eat a bowl a day myself.
- Well,they don't do much for me.
That's 'cos you don't eat
the pips, isn't it?
Darling...
Isn't it?
Anyone ever told you
you're quite edible?
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