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- Thank you.

Thank you.

Yo, you guys, Thomas.

That party was dope.

Thank you, man.

No, thank you, man.

You guys rock.

Thank you.

J. B!

Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!

Kirby, wait.

Kirby.

- Hey.

- Hey, look, I just wanted to talk to you.

- There's really nothing to talk about.

- Wait. Please, can I just explain?

It's not that complicated.

What you did was really not cool.

It really hurt me.

Kirby, I'm really sorry about

what happened.

I didn't know how to handle it.

But I think I do now

and that's why I'm here.

My life right now, it's totally ruined.

Okay? I practically burned down

my whole neighborhood.

Probably bankrupt my parents.

I'll be in debt until I die.

But the only thing that I care about

fixing right now is this.

So, I'm sorry.

If you're still mad, I get it...

...but if you are talking to me

by my next birthday...

...I'd really like to spend it with just you.

Oh, you're...

So we're cool again?

I never said you were cool.

So you know this high school party

in Pasadena that turned into a riot, right?

The kid actually burned his parents'

house down. Can you imagi...?

Do you know how many chores

it's gonna take to make up for...

He'll be taking the trash out

nine times a day for the rest of his life.

The person who caused

the early morning fire and explosion here...

...has survived his injuries...

Costa!

We moved to a place like Pasadena

to avoid stuff like this.

Some a**hole puked all over

my front door.

Do these kids even have parents?

It's ridiculous, right?

Have you seen the footage?

Let me tell you.

I haven't seen that many teenage b*obs

since R. Kelly's birthday party.

Joining us now live is one Pasadena teen

who's recently drawn a lot of notice...

...for throwing what people

are calling...

...possibly the most epic

high-school party of all time.

Costa, before we begin, is there anything

that you would like to say to the viewers?

In fact, I would.

You said it was perhaps

the most epic party of all time.

It was the most epic party of all time.

Okay. I was thinking more along

the lines of an apology.

Would you like to apologize?

I got a better idea.

How about I invite you to my next party?

- What?

- Yeah, you heard me, sugar-tits.

Just make sure

you wear something tight.

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