Promise Me This Page #3

until nervous breakdown.

We will do that in better

conditions, at home.

I will show you...

F*** your farmers mom...

Stepbrother, Trifun, thank you

for the help.

And you grandpa, live till I bring a wife.

St. Nikola.

Farmer, where is the cow?

Jasna, I was sell the cow

and bought a icon.

I mean they first stole it

from me.

Who stole what?

The cow, but that's not important now.

I took the money.

And you?

What me?

You recognized me.

I have already.

How did you find the cow?

Cvetka?

My grandfathers stepbrother was help me.

He's dead, but he helped me.

How could dead man help?

Im so stupid.

There is his grandsons, they helped me.

Grandpa was tell me that I

will recognized you,

from the first look.

Is he dead also?

No, but he said he will die,

if I dont fill the testament.

Does it hurt?

No.

You are really funny.

My love, Im coming back

spectacural..

Sensacional...

I will revenge to that evil farmer.

Im city type of man.

Did you get marry, Bosa?

Too heavy...

Do you need help?

He bought the wedding dress.

I have wedding dress

what you bought for me.

You just cant remember.

I didnt buy anything..

Boso, give me that stone.

That big one.

Dress with flowers.

After you sold the cow.

Silky one, 100 %.

You wash it only in warm water.

You can't remember or?

Not that one, the big one.

Ok, dont be angry.

Youre so heavy.

Come on woman, hurry up!

When I was put the dress,

you said

i look like fairy.

You promised, that you will

take me to the priest.

What priest?

Go down to the bell...

Please...

Fishes and other animals have shape,

what helps them to

move faster in their

enviroment?

Water.

and they breed trough special

organ whats called?

And that is?

And that is...

Gills.

let me hear everyone...

Gills.

Amphibians are creatures

who can

live both on earth and water...

In the water they breed trough skin,

And on the earth with...

Lungs.

Smart kids.

And word or two about reptiles.

Reptiles are animals, who doesnt

have always

same body temperature...

It dependes from temperature in enviroment.

And about birds,

Birds are only animals who

can fly..

Tomic, what are you doing?

Back on your seat.

What spieces we call vertebrate?

We have mammals...

What mammals do?

They breast feed.

They breast feed from the mom.

Teacher, its the best with example

from real life.

I know one guy from my village

He is football player,

every halftime he go home,

to breast feed.

and after that from 30 meters he scores...

Thats the real mammal player.

What the f***!

Who is this?

Thats turbo mammal.

Farmer.

If you want i can

take care of him.

Ill show you, you and your care.

You want me to fail the test,

why are you doing this?

I want you to marry me?

Jasna, go outside and say to loverboy

to be quite.

You are crazy!

Man with gray moustach

wants to take you.

Listen go to your school,

and then do crazy stuff!

Here is not allowed!

I dont have school.

How is that?

It is closed.

For inspection.

I dont care, go somewhere

else,you cant stay here.

But I recognized you.

What did I do to you,

to suffer like this.

You destroyed my heart.

I destroyed you?

How did I do that?

You were married, and I was alone,

Waiting, waiting..

What was I supposed to do.

To kill my wife and get you.

If you think about my ex-boyfriend,

the driver,

he was an alcoholic.

I dont care about him.

If you think about travel salesman,

he was nice

he promised he will take me to the sea.

In Hungary or?

Youre so naughty.

With him, with him

you cheated on me..

With Trifun.

My stepbrother.

Shoemaker...

Hey, farmer!

Didnt I tell you to go

away.

Live my girl alone!

You understand?

I wait for Jasna,

I dont know your girlfriend.

Jasna is my girl, stupid.

Did you recognized her also.

Yes, but you will not be recognized.

Wanna fight ?

Stop with that!

You want me to call police.

What ?

You feel sorry for him?

Im calling police now.

Dont call police,

we just joking with him.

What did they do to you?

My icon.

Are you ok?

I have icon, I need souvenir...

You have souvenir , look

how big it is.

Do I have you?

Wash yourself.

Do it.

Stay here, i go get alcohol.

I dont drink alcohol.

Nice.

Not now, Im waiting

Come...

Did you light the candle for Trifun?

Yes.

Now you go with us,

you will not regret.

Not now, Im waiting Jasna

with alcohol.

There will be plenty of alcohol.

Girls....

People, Im waiting for Jasna!

What did he said?

Hes waiting for something!

Good evening, you have reservations?

Krivokapici.

Who's car was that?

Mine, why?

Didnt be in gear.

So that's that third man.

Hey kitty!

Welcome, my brother.

What is it, finaly a man,

family is treating, no problem.

He really need's a marriage,

hes grandpa is dying.

Marriage no way,

but f***ing it's possible.

And for friends,

there is always discount.

Listen, keep away from my girl!

What did he said?

He's drunk, and underage...

Who's drunk?

Go away from here.

I don't have that.

I have only sexual services here,

every night is full.

Come to see..

Can't we do something?

That grandpa die happy?

Should we drug him?

Doe's he got ID card?

Don't know but we can fix that.

No, no, not like that.

Have a seat... come..

Sunshine, that's not for you,

i have better stuff.

Extra class.

Experienced woman.

Listen...

This young girls don't know

anything..

They just spread legs...and nothing.

There is no communication.

And with this one, you will enjoy,

and learn.

Ill give you something good.

I like how you thinkin'.

I want them dead tonight.

Brother, all this smells like

big shooting.

Just without latz of blood,

you know that I hate violence.

I know, I know.

Destroy this place!

What did he said?

Are you crazy...

be quite.

Banda...

Take little one in number 1.

We go.

Brother, but discount?

Come on, what are you waiting?

We go in other pub.

Discount.

Loly, you have extra customer

in number two.

Go now.

Sunshine, the room number two.

Go now.

Brother...

Are you for some refreshment?

Stupid, customer is always right!

Mister I apologize.

If I sad suck, you will suck.

You will ruin the reputation

of my son.

My son is first to bild the twin towers

in Serbia.

Whore, go out.

You are so tiny.

You are teacher.

Whatever, take your pants off.

Look, look...

Bite, maybe this will

pay you your 50%.

You are Jasna's mother.

How you know that?

Midget, see you in hell...

What midget?

He's just the kid.

Shut up whore or you go with him.

Me, whore?

Mother f***er!

Leave the kid alone!

You kid, you didnt see anything!

Ill kill you, i swear...

Come on...

Bulletproof.

My car!

You killed my car!

He was not in gear!

A**hole!

F***ing a**hole!

Hey little boy,

pretend, pretend...

Please...

I think you will go back home with

dry dick.

Cane, what happend?

I know, Tomic isnt?

No, bandits.

What bandits?

Air...air...

What air?

Son go eat something...

Air..air

Mouth on mouth...

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