Prowl Page #2

- It's such a turn-on.

Weed cock.

You get high when you suck him off.

F***!

- Have we stopped?

- What? You're kidding.

What the f***!

- You're so stupid!

- Shut the f*** up!

You knew it was making noise.

Why didn't you take it in?

I was going to!

I think I can see my house from here.

God,

it's like this town won't let me leave.

You know, I knew I should've taken

the bus as soon as I found out.

Call the guy and ask for more time.

This is the more time.

- Hey, excuse me! Hello!

- Hey!

- Excuse me!

- Can you stop, please?

He's not gonna stop.

I think we might have to hoof it home.

You're such an idiot.

- Shut the f*** up!

- What is wrong with you?

Wait, wait, wait.

- That's coming, right?

- Yeah.

- Hello, sir!

- Excuse me!

That's a big truck! Hello!

Can you wait? Wait! Hello!

- Please stop! Come on, our truck's broken!

- Excuse me, sir!

Please!

- He stopped?

- He's just getting a look at Susie.

- No.

- No, he's f***ing stopped.

High-five.

Engine overheated?

I don't know.

Well, let's take look.

Maybe it's leaking coolant.

That'd be a sweet, steamy scent,

and it wouldn't break it down.

See, it's hot and metallic.

Yeah.

She overheated.

I can fix a lot of things,

but I can't fix that.

And I'm fresh out

of water supplies myself.

You unlucky ducks need a tow truck.

I'm sorry I can't help you.

I'm sorry, Amber.

Looks like we're not going to make it.

It's me.

Did you not hear me calling you?

What happened?

This guy. He's going to Chicago.

What?

So you think you can take us?

No, no. I could get fired for that.

Come on,

we're not going to tell anyone.

Damn right. There's nothing to tell.

- What are they talking about?

- Do you think I should go over there?

Listen...

We need to get to Chicago.

And you're going to Chicago.

It's, like, fate.

I don't believe in fate.

What about money?

Go get...

It's not about money.

Look, you don't understand.

I'm finally getting out of Famfield.

I've already waited too long.

If I let anything else get in my way...

Well...

I checked out of my one-horse town

when I was about your age.

You ever heard of Gunter, Texas?

Exactly.

Worst city ever shat out

onto God's green earth.

One thousand fifty-six people.

Every last one waiting for me

to come crawling back from San Antonio.

Wasn't easy, but,

besides my wife and three kids,

best thing I ever did.

So you do understand.

So how much should I give him?

Put your money away.

I totally understand

if anyone doesn't wanna go.

But it's 19 hours until my deadline.

And we've

already tried everyone we know.

- I have no choice.

- You always have a choice.

We're down.

I mean, I think it'll be fun.

How do you know

we can even trust this guy?

We don't.

But I've got an idea.

Hey. First of all,

we really appreciate the ride.

But for safety's sake,

we have a couple of conditions.

Shoot.

Okay, well,

one of us will ride up front with you.

That was going to be

one of my conditions.

A little conversation

will keep me awake.

Okay. We also need

to take photos of you and your truck

to send to our friends, just in case.

- Done.

- Great.

What else?

- That's it.

- That's it?

- That's it.

- All right.

- Let's go. Make sure we get our stuff.

- All right.

Smile again. And keep smiling.

So who's riding up front?

It should be one of the guys.

Yeah, it should be one of the guys.

But, baby, I want you

riding in the back with me.

Okay, baby. That's fine, that's fine.

Paper, rock, scissors.

- Ready?

- On three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three! Yes!

Guess you're in the front.

- Have fun.

- Cheers, buddy.

Take care of him!

- We'll see you on the other side.

- Will do.

Thank you very much.

Where are you? There you are.

If you have any kind

of an emergency back here,

just bang on the sides

and I'll pull over, okay?

All right. Thank you.

Whatever you do,

don't touch them goods, okay?

Good enough.

I'll see you in the Windy City.

...two, three.

Go on, buddy.

- No!

- Go, go, go, go!

Yes!

It sounds really fancy.

How did you find it on the Internet?

I don't know, I was just searching

one day, and I came across it.

And your cousin's going to come

and, like, visit you and stuff?

Is it okay if we can stay...

It's like watching a film, like,

out of sync, I don't know.

All right.

He's a good guy.

She said you were adopted?

Yep.

It's disgusting.

I don't even like vodka.

But it all makes sense, you know?

I knew they couldn't be

my real parents.

Just another reason to move out, right?

You know,

if this all works out for you,

maybe I'll move out, too.

Really?

Why not?

- What do you think is in these boxes?

- He said don't go near the cargo.

- I'm just looking at it.

- Maybe it's drugs.

You think it's drugs?

No way! He would not risk taking

on six passengers if it was drugs.

- Come on.

- Unless...

No, you're right, he wouldn't do that.

- Can you...

- Take it away.

- We should play a game.

- Yes!

- Truth or dare.

- Yes!

- I'll play. Let's get high and naked.

- I'll play, 'cause that sounds enjoyable.

Okay.

Peter.

Truth or dare?

I think I'll start with truth.

Have you

ever been unable to

perform with a girl?

Like with little Peter down there?

- All right, there was this one time.

- I heard it was more than once.

- No, you did not. From who?

- Carolyn.

- She's a f***ing vile...

- And Jana.

Is it your turn, Goldilocks?

No, it's not.

So save your truth for your turn.

I would,

but I'm going all dare tonight.

- Susie...

- Dare.

I dare you to make out with me.

God, I can't look.

Get a room!

And now it's a game.

Let's see...

Amber.

- Dare.

- I dare you to kiss Susie.

- Oh, my God.

- Really?

Okay.

Oh, God, I can't watch.

I can't not watch!

Sh*t!

You all right?

God.

You okay?

F***ing a**hole!

What is going on?

I'm gonna find out.

Hey, Bernard!

- Bernard! Pull over!

- Bernard!

Bernard!

Bernard! Pull over!

Bernard, pull over!

Bernard!

Bernard, pull over!

Let me call Eric. Who has the phone?

Quick. My bag.

- Hello? Hello?

- Eric, what the f*** is going on up there?

- No, this is Bernard.

- Bernard?

Sorry about the brakes.

Stray dog ran right out

across the interchange.

What's going on?

Where's Eric?

- Let me talk to Eric.

- Say again?

Why are you answering Eric's phone?

The poor little guy fell asleep

almost soon as we sat up here.

Wake him up and hand him the phone.

He looks so darn peaceful.

I wouldn't dare wake him up.

Wait, I thought he was supposed

to be keeping you awake.

So did I.

He's in a deep sleep.

I'll check back in a few, okay?

Bernard, hello?

What the f***!

What's going on?

Get ready to call 9-1-1.

I don't even know where we are.

It looks like we're still on the

interstate. I can't tell which one.

Sh*t.

Hey, Amber.

Bernard, Susie and I need

to use the restroom.

If you don't stop, it's going to get

really, really messy back here.

We're almost there.

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