Psycho Ward

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Wow.

Look at this place.

I told you I'd get us in.

I'm a little impressed.

I break us into a prison

and you're a little impressed?

That hurts.

We didn't break in.

All you did was find

an open door.

Plus, don't you think

it's a little strange

the door was open

in the first place?

No, my cousin tells me the college kids

come here to party all the time.

Check out this place.

So why did you

bring me here anyways?

Do you want to lock me up,

do a little role-playing?

You told me the thought of making out

in dangerous places turns you on.

Doesn't the thought of making out

in dangerous places turn you on?

Honey, the thought of making out

in a broom closet turns me on.

Did you hear that?

No.

Come on, are you gonna

let me out of here or what?

Are you gonna

give me a reason?

Are these good enough reasons?

Well, do you have a condom?

What the f***?

What?

There's something down there.

Ken.

Ken, would you

get back here, please?

Ken, come on.

Would you shut the f*** up?

There's somebody down here.

Well, why don't you ask him

if he has a condom?

You know what, buddy?

You just lost your ticket.

F***!

Ken!

Ken! Ken!

Which road was this

supposed to be on?

You've got the maps, genius.

You tell us.

Bite me, musclehead.

Only if you bite me first.

I think we're lost.

I think we all need some air.

I told you guys

I'm not good with maps.

What was the name

of the place again?

Black Creek Detention Center.

And we need to visit

this place because...?

Because the world has a right to know

what really happened there.

Right right, the whole evil-doctors-

experimenting-on-prisoners thing.

I'm surprised you were listening

to anything I said.

I caught something

by accident between naps.

The way you were snoring,

I'm surprised you didn't

catch some bugs.

Tino, try your contact again,

see if you can get directions.

Who are you calling, Tequila?

Your mom?

No, a friend.

I met her online.

She lives around here.

Yeah, right.

Say hi to your mom for me.

Don't you want to stretch your legs?

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

I told you, I'm okay.

Please tell me this is the last

abandoned prison on his list.

No, three more after this one.

Nice.

There goes my next

three weekends.

This bites, man.

Looks like we passed it

over an hour ago.

I got directions and my contact's

meeting us there.

Nice work, Tino.

Let's go.

Who is that?

I guess she's my contact.

Life's cruel sometimes,

isn't it, big guy?

Okay, if she's your contact,

what's her name?

I only know her online name--

Babelicious.

Mac Daddy 85?

Is that you?

Mac Daddy?

Hi, thanks for the directions.

I've been here for half an hour

and I haven't seen

the groundskeeper yet.

But the gate was open,

so he must be around.

Oh, this is my crew:.

Dr. Magellan-- it's his film;

Studds is on camera;

Sarah handles the research;

and Lisa is in the van.

We're urban explorers.

I'm usually into more

dangerous places,

but I figured they could

use my help.

I have my own website.

Hi, everyone.

I'm Monica.

I brought some of my dad's

old plans of the property,

if anyone would like to take a look.

I'd like to see those.

Where did you find her, man?

Some website she created.

It was all about this place.

I emailed her and said

we were coming up

to take a look around.

She said her dad used to

do maintenance here

and that she'd be happy

to show us around.

You did good, kid.

You did good.

You can never be

too careful out here.

So you're a doctor?

Yes, of criminal psychology.

Why would a shrink be

interested in a prison

that's been closed for over a year?

I'm not a shrink.

And I have my reasons.

Welcome to the entrance

of the psychiatric wing

at Black Creek Detention Center.

Before they shut it down

over a year ago

Black Creek held

some of the country's

most deranged

and violent criminals.

Infamous for its

advanced and cruel

psychiatric rehabilitation program,

Black Creek faced

numerous charges

of mistreatment and

malpractice over the years,

although nothing was

ever proven in court.

Is he for real?

Yeah.

He believes that

a handful of people

have been performing

mind-altering experiments

on unsuspecting prisoners

for the last 75 years.

Here it comes.

Two years ago

three prisoners

from the psychiatric wing

escaped from their cells,

killed two doctors

and burned themselves alive.

The police concluded this was

part of an escape attempt,

but I beg to differ.

I've interviewed people

who worked in the prison

before it was shut down

and they tell me

it was more than that.

They tell me it was revenge--

revenge for what the doctors

in there did to them.

Those three men

were unwitting patients

in a top-secret

military program

called the "Pandora project."

The Pandora project's

sole purpose

was to eliminate fear

in the human soldier.

The program failed

on all counts

and made the patients neurotic

and completely unstable.

As usual, the military disavowed

all knowledge of it,

but less than a year later

this entire facility was shut down.

Why?

That's what we're here

to find out.

And cut. How was that?

Good for camera?

Just peachy.

Great. Let's get some closeups.

So you guys explore

abandoned buildings,

tunnels and things like that?

You know it, babe.

All of us have a natural curiosity

about the world around us.

Studds gets a rush from being

somewhere he's not supposed to be

and documenting it

on film or video.

Tino likes to lose himself

in the history of the place.

And Sarah likes

the smaller details--

the design, the architecture.

What about you?

I'm interested in the things

society covers up.

I remember the fire here,

but you said

those men were involved

in some kind of military program?

I never heard about that.

It was top secret.

You wouldn't have.

All three were facing life terms

with no chance of parole.

Donald Pier, a serial murderer.

While working as a janitor

on a large college campus,

he abducted and killed six students

in the early '90s.

Gordon Cale,

a racist and psychopath.

He shot and killed three people

who lived on his street

because they weren't white

and he thought they were

polluting the neighborhood.

And Darrell Coombs,

a cold-hearted killer.

He killed seven people in the '80s

and signed the bodies with his "C"

so no one else could

claim responsibility.

Why would the military even want

to be involved with people like that?

Who else were they gonna get?

No person of sound mind

would ever agree to someone

digging around inside their head

for no good reason.

I still don't see why anyone

would agree to that.

So, boss, when do we get

to see these secret labs?

Secret labs?

Come on, you said it yourself--

places like this always

have secret labs,

you know, where they take

some poor retard's brain

and slice it and dice it

and turn them into zombies.

I don't know if I'd describe it

quite like that.

I've investigated several prisons

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