Pump Up the Volume Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1990
- 102 min
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you're gonna outsmart yourself,
young man.
I love it when you
call me "young man."
You know, when I was your age...
I was on all the teams
and a bunch of clubs.
Look, all I'm saying is...
that school must have some
really terrific programs.
It's very highly rated.
Just save it for the masses, OK?
Mark, they've got twelve hundred
students at that school.
Certainly,
some of them got to be cool.
Look, the deal is,
I get decent grades...
you guys leave me alone, right?
OK, who is this guy?
I don't know.
Nobody knows who he is, but he
really hates this school...
so I guess he goes here.
Yeah, but all the guys
that go here are geeks.
Maybe not, my dear.
Later.
Later.
"And so then
the Logicars questioned...
"the few remaining Despars
more and more.
"They began to fade away...
"until there was nothing
left of them...
"and they disappeared
from the face of the Earth."
Pretty good, huh?
Leading with your heart,
not your mind.
Mark, I wondered
if you'd tell us...
what you were thinking
about when you wrote this.
I just wrote it late last night.
That's obvious.
It's practically illegible.
I was hoping that you'd share
your feelings about it.
Saved by the bell.
Don't think if I didn't
read your composition...
it won't be read.
They're looking for new writers
at the Clarion.
Don't be embarrassed
of your talent.
- Hey, Paige.
- Hiya, Paige.
Hey, I finally got my new Miata.
You should hear the cd player.
It's unbelievable.
Tennis team's throwing
a party tonight.
Later, Paige.
See you there.
See ya.
Hey, that's my box.
How's about asking, huh?
Good morning, Mr. Murdock.
Good morning, sir.
I'm not stupid, you know.
School is judged
on one category only.
Academic schools.
The lesson
of modern education is...
nothing good comes easily--
no pain, no gain.
Excuse me, everyone.
Miss Creswood,
you want to listen to this?
It's the third tape this week.
I can't believe it.
Oh, Nellie!
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode.
Oh, take cover, Arizona!
Here I come!
Jan, this is no laughing matter.
Enjoy.
You're in my writing class,
right?
Right.
Yeah, I like Emerson.
She's pretty funky.
Now you're in trouble.
You owe twenty-five cents.
"How to Talk Dirty
and lnfluence People"...
by Lenny Bruce.
Who's he?
Any good?
He's all right.
Talk a lot?
Not too much, no.
Cute, but no way.
Guess who?
It's 10:
00. Do you carewhere your parents are?
Because after all,
it is a jungle out there.
I don't know.
I mean, everywhere I look...
it seems like someone's getting
butt-surfed by the system.
My parents are always
talking about the system...
and the Sixties
and how cool it was.
Well, look at where
the Sixties got them, huh?
Come on, people, now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
right now
Tune in, turn it up!
Now that was the Sixties.
This is a song
for the Nineties...
from my buddies The Descendants!
Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel.
may I take your order, please?
Yeah. I want...
Want whale sperm with that?
Why don't we listen
to that one again, huh?
Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel.
May I take your order, please?
Yeah. I want...
You want whale sperm with that?
I hate the Sixties,
I hate school...
I hate principals.
I hate vice principals...
but my true, pure,
refined hatred...
is reserved
for guidance counselors.
Happy Harry just happens
to have in his very hands...
a copy of a memo written
by one Mr. David Deaver...
guidance counselor
extraordinaire...
to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.
"I find Cheryl unremorseful...
"about her unfortunate
condition."
Bastard can't even say
she's knocked up.
What channel?
"And she's unwilling
to minimize its effect...
"on the morale
of the student population."
Guidance counselors.
lf they knew anything
about career moves...
would they have ended up
as guidance counselors?
What do you say
we call Deaver up, huh?
Hard Harry
just happens to have...
the home phone numbers
of every employee...
of the Paradise Hills
school commission.
Here we go.
There you are, Mr. Deavski.
Deaver residence.
David Deaver speaking.
Hey, this is WKPS.
You're live.
We're doing a piece
on high schools.
We understand that you're
a guidance counselor.
I'm head of guidance...
here at Hubert Humphrey High
in Paradise Hills, Arizona.
l've been here seven years.
Could you tell us a bit
about what you do?
I run a comprehensive
American values program.
ln which we discuss...
ethical situations...
sex education,
drug awareness...
What do you say to young people
who look around at the world...
and see that it's become,
you know, like, a...
a sleazy country, you know?
A place you just can't trust.
Like your school, for example.
How come it wins
all of these awards...
and yet students
are dropping out like flies?
Why is that?
Now, my listeners are curious
about your participation...
in the decision
to expel Cheryl Biggs.
l-- l...
I'm not aware
of anything like that.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Well, that's not true, sir.
"Cheryl refuses to
accept suggestions...
"of a more positive
mental attitude...
"towards her health
and her future.
"I find no alternative
but to suggest suspension."
Who is this?
How did you get this number?
Do you admit it, sir?
Admit what?
That you're slime.
Now, wait just a minute.
You interview a student,
and then you rat on her.
You betrayed her trust.
lsn't that right, sir?
Well, as you can see,
these guys are played out.
Society is mutating
so rapidly...
that anyone over the age
of twenty really has no idea.
All right.
Back down to business.
"I share a room
with my older brother.
"Nearly every night
after he turns off his light...
"he comes over to my bed...
"and gives me
a few arm noogies and stuff.
"And then he makes me
scratch his back...
"and other refinements."
Well, it's about time we had
some refinements on this show.
"Then sooner or later,
he gets worked up...
"and without further ado...
"he rubs his thing
and makes me watch."
Signed yourself "Screwed Up."
Well, first of all,
you're not screwed up.
You're an unscrewed-up reaction
to a screwed-up situation.
Feeling screwed up
in a screwed-up place...
in a screwed-up time does not
mean that you are screwed up.
lf you catch my drift.
Now, as you know,
dear listeners...
if you enclose your number...
a reply is guaranteed.
This is Happy Harry Hard-on.
You're live.
Is this Miss Screwed Up?
I have a couple of questions.
How big is this thing
you described?
Is it bigger than a baby's arm?
You don't remember
or you don't want to tell me?
Or maybe you made
this whole thing up, huh?
Remember, my dear...
I can smell a lie
like a fart in a car.
it's too bad
about that one, actually.
You see, to me...
the real truth
and it doesn't have
to be a big deal.
lt could be anything.
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