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(Crashing)

(Screaming)

Oh! Moo.

(Both groaning)

Not bad.

But it just needs a fraction more oomph.

Uh, JoJo?

What? Um, tell me, JoJo,

do you suffer from vertigo?

Uh, no.

Perfect!

(Laughing) Right.

(Barking)

Bring it here. Right now.

(Barking)

Stop, stop.

Come back here.

That dog is an idiot.

Kanuto!

Now, where have you gone?

When I catch you, I'm going

to chuck you in that bucket

and boil you up for stew.

(Panting)

Have a good trip.

And enjoy yourself.

I'm going to miss you, Blackie.

Mm-hmm.

It's never going to be the same

here again without you.

I'm suddenly feeling bad

about leaving you all like this.

KANUTO:
Stop!

What's going on in that head of yours?

Right. I'm off now, guys.

You can keep the catapult.

Do you think I could get

to Hollywood on that?

It depends on the wind.

Are you guys crazy?

And you, where do you think

you're going all by yourself?

To the moon, pea brain.

How many times do I have to tell you?

You're off your rocker, Blackie.

How can you possibly expect to

reach the moon with that thing?

Everything's been worked out.

She'll reach the stratosphere

and orbit the earth twice

- before she--

- KANUTO:
Oh, yeah?

And how is she going

to breathe up there in space?

Ever give that a thought?

Uh... oh.

Blackie, Blackie, can you get a move on.

I'm getting a bit worn out over here.

Oh, sorry, guys.

Um, okay, it's time to go.

So let it go, and see you.

Yikes.

Oh!

(Screaming)

(Bleating)

KANUTO:
Come on, girls.

We got to rescue her

before the farmer comes back

and discovers that she's missing.

What about the others?

We'll rescue them too.

Come on, let's get going now.

(Scoffing)

See you, girls. Send me a postcard.

- You cad.

- What?

(Humming)

(Gasping)

Oh! Kanuto.

Kanuto, where are you going?

Where are you taking everyone?

Come back.

Kanuto!

Come on. Don't stop.

Faster, faster. Hurry up.

(Barking)

We're going as fast as we can, Kanuto!

Blackie is your sister.

We've got to find her. Follow me.

To the moon?

No way. Not even in your wildest dreams.

Is Blackie really our sister?

All sheep are brothers and sisters.

It's always the same old story.

By the way, what time's curfew tonight?

(Grunting)

Whoops. I'm sorry, Kanuto.

You okay?

Oh, Theodora.

Have you seen Blackie anywhere

around here?

No, but I saw her fly over us.

What a liftoff. How'd you do that?

Oh, they had JoJo climb on Pepe's back.

Really?

Didn't he get vertigo?

A little, but not bad.

Where was Blackie heading?

I think it was that way.

Towards Wolf Mountain.

Thanks. Come on, girls. Let's get going.

And you, go back to the farm

before anyone sees you're missing.

Yes, Your Highness. As you command.

He's kind of becoming

a drill sergeant, isn't he?

So it seems.

(Music playing)

(Music playing)

(Whimpering)

(Panting)

KANUTO:
Blackie! Blackie!

Blackie!

Blackie, can you hear me?

We're here.

(All panting)

Come on, girls. One last push.

We're nearly there.

Go higher? You're joking.

This is no laughing matter.

CLOE:
No way!

But Cloe--

Kanuto, we're worn out.

We're too tired to go another inch.

Right. If that's the case, okay.

Stay here and wait for me.

I won't be long.

CLOE:
But Kanuto,

what about the wolf?

Have you forgotten? Don't leave us.

(All bleating)

The wolf? What wolf?

There's no wolves here.

The tigers have eaten them all.

ALL:
Don't go! Don't

leave us here all alone!

FANCY:
Don't go, Kanuto.

I implore you.

- ALL:
No! No!

- Mm-mm.

Stay here, and whatever happens,

stay together.

I'll be back within the hour.

If anyone's all alone and lost,

it's Blackie.

No! No!

I told you he had a crush

on her, didn't I?

That's one for the gossip columns.

(Cracking)

(Whimpering)

The indignity of it.

Oh, my, my.

This is quite a predicament.

Hey, you down there.

Stay. You seem to be someone

I could get on with.

Would you like to be my friend?

If I were, what's in it for me?

Well, for starters,

with a face like a flatfish,

you must have a problem making any--

Hmph! My face looks like what?

Don't go there.

Is it a yes or a no?

I'm afraid it's no.

Oh--

Ta-ta.

(Screaming and crying)

KANUTO:
Blackie?

Are you okay?

At last!

You took your time.

I've got fed up waiting.

You've got fed up waiting?

Yes!

I've been stuck up here now

for over two hours.

I can't believe you took so long.

You got a lot of nerve. How dare you?

If that's the way it is,

you can stay right where you are.

It'll make it easier

for the wolf to find you.

No, no.

I implore you, Kanuto.

Please don't.

Oh, all right, but we're going

straight back to the farm.

Oh! To the farm?!

(Wailing)

Oh, please don't cry.

Take it easy.

(Branch cracking) Everything's--

(Gasping)

Going to be--

Ah! Ah! Ah!

(Both screaming)

(Crashing)

(Coughing)

(Groaning)

Right.

Uh, just don't think, Kanuto. Okay?

Of course not. I don't have a brain.

I knew it.

It's a strange sort of match.

More like The Odd Couple.

I think he's cute.

There is something about him.

He's very sweet.

Whereas she, just a pain in the neck.

(Wolf howling)

(Gasping)

Oh, what was that?

I don't know. It wasn't me.

Must have been the wind.

Of course it was. Definitely the wind.

Now let's all calm down.

He'll be coming for us soon.

So let's all take

a deep breath on three.

One, two, three.

(Wolf howling)

(All gasping)

(Screaming)

(Growling)

We mustn't think about the wolf.

Who knows a good story?

I know one about Little Red Riding Hood

and the Big Bad Wolf.

Uh, no. Perhaps not.

How about the Three Little Pigs

and the Big Bad Wolf?

Oh, no. Oh, I also know one

about the little boy who cried wolf.

Never mind. Shh! Nobody move.

I'm a huge sheepdog!

Come off it.

If you say you're huge

he'll know you're small.

What if he's into reverse psychology?

Then he'll think she's saying she's big

to make him think she's small.

Then he'll think she's really enormous.

Hmm. Um, can you run through that again?

We are no sheepdog!

Oh, my God.

Nobody's coming to rescue us.

We're doomed.

(Sobbing) Doomed!

So, my lovelies,

out for a bit of fun, are we?

(All gasping) Hoping to bump

into Prince Charming?

What are three princesses like

you doing in a place like this

in the middle of the night,

and with no minder?

(All squealing) Mm, not bad.

How would you three lovelies

like to become supermodels?

But please, allow me

to introduce myself, my dears.

Though surely you all recognize me.

I am Karl Wolf.

Karl Wolf!

The Karl Wolf?

The famous couturier?

Not couturier, darlings.

Designer.

I prefer that.

Better. Less vulgar.

(All shrieking excitedly)

(Laughing)

I can make you all

queens of the catwalk.

(Sheep screaming indistinctly)

Oh, no. Victoria, Cloe, Fancy.

What's happened to them?

It's all my fault.

I bet I'll be crowned queen of the moon

as soon as they set eyes on me.

All you ever think about is yourself.

- There's no one else here, is there?

- Hmm!

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