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for my personal indulgence.

They're also delicious.

Would you like to choose one for dinner?

(Squawking)

BLACKIE:
I'm a vegetarian.

That's a shame.

What if we move straight to dessert?

I'm afraid I have to go.

Dance with me.

Look deep into my eyes and feast

on the mind of a genius.

Hmm?

(Sighing)

(Grunting)

(Indistinct chattering)

VOICE:
Dinnertime.

Faster, faster.

(Indistinct chattering)

Girls? Girls?

FANCY:
Kanuto! Over here!

(Sniffing)

Kanuto!

I knew you'd come to our rescue.

Over here! All three of us.

Dear, dear Kanuto.

Quick! Quick!

Hmm.

Kanuto. Dear, dear Kanuto.

Are you all okay?

Has the wolf hurt anyone?

Don't mention that poser.

All he was interested in was our wool.

That's why he gave us all the come-on.

Yeah. All he wanted us for

was to make his tacky rags out of.

He gave us a line

about making us supermodels,

and we ended up in this sweatshop.

And, as usual,

once he saw Blackie

he only had eyes for her.

Blackie? She's here too?

Yup. She's up on the terrace.

With smarmy Karl.

(Growling)

ALL:
Well done, Kanuto!

Come on, girls. Let's get out of here.

So, little mongrel.

You think you can mess with us.

You make me laugh.

Ha, ha, ha.

Mongrel?

Did you say mongrel?

(Laughing)

Watch this, then, daddy longlegs.

Stinking mongrel.

We're going to turn you into a bath mat.

Ha, ha, ha!

And this mongrel's going to turn you

into spring roll with seaweed.

Don't make me laugh.

Ha, ha, ha.

Don't make me laugh either.

Ha, ha, ha yourself.

Haka.

(Singing in foreign language)

(Singing in foreign language)

(Singing in foreign language)

We shall see who is--

You really should do something

about your breath.

And you don't know

diddly-squat about the moon.

Oh, one drop of my Fu Shi cobra venom

and you will die like dog.

Okay?

Hey, Fu Shi, can you swim?

What about swim?

Come and fight.

(Speaking gibberish)

Oh, no! Beep, beep!

We are flee!

(Sighing)

Oh, this is horrible!

(Screaming)

Wait for me. I haven't finished yet.

(All chattering)

Wow.

Quite successful.

(All chattering)

Stay with me, Blackie.

I am besotted with your 100%

natural black wool.

It is perfection and beyond.

(Growling)

Ideal for creating

the most exquisite garments.

Garments that will be worn only once,

of perhaps never.

KANUTO:
This sheep is mine.

(Growling)

What--

Who are you?

Where have you sprung from?

(Whimpering)

(Growling)

(Snarling)

You guys are pathetic.

I'm out of here.

Bye. Ciao.

Wait. Wait.

My angel.

Your what?!

(Growling)

(Groaning)

Yeah! Yeah! Too bad.

Good for you, Kanuto.

Go on, you three.

Run, and don't stop

till you get to the farm.

Please, please don't go.

Run, I said. Now.

ALL:
No.

Blackie. Where are you?

Blackie, come back here immediately.

Blackie.

Oh, it's you.

You're going straight back to the farm.

Walk in front of me where I can see you.

- Oh, really?

- Yes, really.

Why should I?

Because I say so.

On what grounds?

Because.

"Because" ain't an answer.

(Grunting)

You've never seen me angry before.

One of these days

I'm going to bite you and--

Go on, then. Bite me.

You ain't got the guts.

(Growling)

(Bleating)

Guess what, girls?

You'll never guess what happened to us.

Yeah!

(Fly buzzing)

What's been going on here, huh?

GRUMBO:
Evening, ladies.

Empty your fleeces and jump to it.

Can't you get it

through your thick skull?

You cannot go to the moon!

And can't your pea brain

register that I'm special?

The farm's too small for me.

I'm going to the moon,

because I want to, you idiot.

Don't you call me an idiot.

If it bothers you so much,

why do you follow me?

- Idiot.

- Hmm.

(Sighing)

Because I'm your--

You know full well why.

Stop pushing my buttons, Blackie.

No, I don't know.

Tell me.

I... I--

You-- You what?

I don't know how to say it.

I won't tell anyone, I promise.

Right. Here goes nothing.

I love you!

I already knew that.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

You've known all along?

So why do you treat me like dirt?

Well, it's been working well

so far, hasn't it?

Look, Kanuto, over there.

What? What?

Where? There.

Right there, dumbo.

What? The "no trespassing" sign?

What did you think I was pointing at?

- The bus stop.

- No.

Are you all trying to tell me

that Kanuto saved you from the wolf?

It's true! He did.

You should have seen

how he knocked him out cold.

Come off it.

Get out of here.

If you'd seen the wolf,

you wouldn't be here to tell the tale.

All he wanted us for was our wool.

I've been face-to-face

with the wolf and you haven't.

He's heartless. Dangerous.

And he hasn't a trace of compassion.

Don't play me for a fool.

We're telling the truth.

Kanuto saved us all.

(Gasping)

Are you trying to tell me

you've seen the wolf and I haven't?

No, no. All I'm saying is--

Are you calling me a liar?

No, of course not!

Look me in the eyes

when you call me a liar.

I'm telling you, you never saw the wolf.

But I saw--

I saw--

Pee. I need to pee.

Welcome back to hell, darlings.

I give it to you, it's a great sign.

Look, there's another one next to it.

Great. Now let's get back to the farm.

Ugh.

Do you love me or not?

What's that got to do with it?

Well, don't you want to make me happy?

Of course. But you'd be happy

back at the farm.

(Sighing)

No, Blackie. No!

Blackie, wait for me.

Don't worry.

You don't have to come with me.

No, no. Blackie, no.

Stay here and have a rest.

I'll go by myself.

As usual.

No, no. No!

Please, Blackie. Listen.

Please!

(Panting)

I wonder where this leads to.

That's none of your business.

Who says?

Wow.

What on earth is that?

A space centre.

So you see? I didn't make it all up.

(Gasping)

Whoa!

What's happening? What was that?

It's just the wind.

Don't flock out.

(Creaking sounds)

Hmm.

(Toilet flushing)

(Humming)

- GRUMBO:
Hey, you!

- Huh?

Dump face.

I flushed, I sprayed,

I cleaned the bowl.

I promise.

Why aren't you globalized?

Globalized?

Yeah. Get globalized

and jump to it, huh?

Uh, what do you mean

by globa-- Glob-- Glob--

Aah!

All puffed up, like a balloon.

Uh, what on earth for?

In life, one must appear

larger than one actually is.

Get it, web-foot?

Take a picture of the others

and copy them, see?

Forward march.

Right turn.

(Chuckling)

This is all Blackie's fault.

I hope Kanuto comes back.

Me too, but I don't care whether

Blackie comes back or not.

GRUMBO:
Right turn.

Impressive, aren't they?

As a parade, yes.

But their milk's churned.

That never happened

when Kanuto looked after them.

Yeah, but all Kanuto caused was chaos.

Now we've got a real guard dog.

We don't need him anymore.

If only Blackie was back,

everything would be perfect.

Maybe Blackie's also found

someone better.

Someone better than you.

No way.

Ugh!

Do you want to bet on that?

Anyway, if they're not back by tomorrow,

I'm going to look for them myself.

And I won't come back

until I've found them.

Something's wrong.

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