Pup Star Page #6

from the best rocker I know.

- Shut it off.

- You're so good, Mr. Charlie.

You could win Pup Star and get

a big recording contract.

That's not who I am.

The only thing I'm getting is

revenge on that lowlife, Bark.

Charlie, you're better than that.

We have a chance to start over.

That's easy for the

queen of country to say

from the comfort of her

beautiful tour bus.

Charlie.

Mr. Charlie?

- I'm so hot

- I'm so hot

- So hot

- So hot

You're one heck of a singer, fella.

Almost as good as me.

I was just gonna say that about you.

You're better.

No, you are.

No, you are.

No, you are.

I am terribly sorry to inform you,

but you're both equally horrible.

Excuse me, mister.

Did you see a Miss Emily-Rose here?

It's really important.

Oh, my, little one.

I'm afraid her life's journey put her on

a path to the Garden State last night.

- New Jersey?

- Yes.

Did you see a Yorkie?

Oh, I am sorry, young one.

I have encountered many souls and

cannot recall of whom you speak.

Namaste.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Raj.

She was traveling with an older

dog with a grouchy demeanor.

You mean Charlie?

And upon further reflection, maybe

there was a Yorkie with them as well.

- Tiny?

- That was her name. Yes, I do believe.

Thank you so much.

Oh, I am practicing

yoga in Hoboken,

and it would be my honor to

guide you on your journey.

- That would be great.

- It would please our karmic bond.

I gotta go and tow to

make the dough, you know.

Hey, wait. You can't break up the band.

We're a duo.

Heck, it does get lonely on the road,

especially singing all by my lonesome.

- I could use a copilot.

- No, you don't want me to stay.

- Sure I do.

- No.

- I wouldn't pull your tail.

- No, you don't.

Really, we do. I mean... I mean,

she does, want you to stay.

Shotgun.

I said

- Shotgun

- Shotgun

- Let's go, partner.

- Oh, please. Come along, my friends.

Okay. Come on, guys.

Thank you for

everything, Miss Rose.

Now, you go wow them. I'll join up

with y'all after my show is over.

Hold on, darling. Here we go.

Just keep going. You

don't need anyone.

You're a rolling bone.

You walk alone.

Yes, you do. Come

highway or byway.

Whoo-hoo!

Here we are.

There we go.

Can I really do this?

Emily-Rose said the same thing right

before she went in and won Pup Star.

What did she do?

Well, she knew she couldn't give up.

It was her dream.

I won't give up. I have to

do this for my girl, Lou.

It was our dream together.

Good. Now, go in there and

knock them dead, sugar.

Thanks, Miss Sally.

Hi, I'm Tiny. I'm one of

the top six finalists.

Oh. Oh, sure you are, pup.

Then where's your golden bone?

Look, mister, I know you're

just doing your job,

but I've been through

a lot, okay?

I got thrown in the pound

where I lost my golden bone.

I've crossed the country by

train, balloon, bus, and hog.

My family would vouch for

me, but my girl's gone.

It's been a long hard journey,

and I am not giving up now.

So, you best get on that walkie-talkie

and talk to someone who can say yes

before I unleash a can of

puppy woof butt on you.

Calm down, all right?

Okay, everybody, we are gonna start

with a run-through rehearsal.

Yeah, we have a Yorkie

here with serious swagger

and a little dog

attitude to match.

She claims to be Tiny.

Tiny? Yes, send her

in here now, pronto.

All right, tough pup,

you're good to go.

Thank you very much.

And by the way,

I'm sorry about that part about

unleashing a can of puppy woof butt.

I was just kidding.

Oh, yeah, I was

shaking in my paws.

Tiny, there you are. Where have you been?

You're gonna miss rehearsal.

How did she get in here?

Must mean Charlie is nearby.

Hmm?

What are y'all doing in here?

Security.

Howdy, ma'am. I'm, uh...

The name's Kano,

the bounty hunter.

I'm looking for a fugitive named Charlie.

Does that ring a bell?

- Never heard of him.

- Nice try.

Please, ma'am. Don't make

this hard on yourself.

This belongs to that Yorkie.

You know I don't take

kindly to liars.

The Yorkie's here, which means

you simpletons should be, too.

Tiny's in New York at the

Pup Star rehearsals.

- Let's go.

- Oh, no.

If this pug could only be heard

Then I'll finally be seen

Oh, what a world it would be

To just be me

Oh, I'm sorry for

interrupting you.

Oh, no. Please, don't tell Bark

that you heard me singing.

- Why?

- He gets really upset if I sing.

I don't understand. You have

the most beautiful voice.

- Do you really think so?

- I don't think so, I know so.

No one's ever believed

in me before.

I remember when I first met you

You were like a dream

- Em.

- Charlie.

How'd you find me?

Whenever things get too much,

y'all head for the rails.

I'm glad you came. I

wanted to say something.

I didn't leave you that day.

Bark hired Kano the bounty

hunter and his posse.

They threw me in the slammer.

I had no idea why until I saw Bark on

Pup Star singing my original songs.

I would never leave you.

I know that now, Charlie.

Kano and a human, Roland, paid us a

visit, looking for you and Tiny.

Tiny left this for you.

But that little barrette's all

she's got from her girl, Lou.

- Right now, I think you're all she's got.

- Where is she?

- New York City.

- We don't have much time.

Let's go, y'all.

And I keep roaming straight and true

Till I found my way back to you

But until that day, I'll be on my own

Like a rolling bone

Okay, Bark, levels are sounding good.

Thank you.

Thanks, Bark.

- Okay.

- We've gotta move that way back.

Surefire hit, if you ask moi.

Good you are,

modest you are not.

That was great, Mr. Bark, but that's Mr.

Charlie's song.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It's my all-new original song.

Tiny, you're up.

This is a big problem.

- Where are you?

- Don't worry, we're almost there.

Charlie comes near this

theater, and he's ours.

It's not just Charlie now. The

little one knows too much.

She's threatening my win.

Now, listen up. I have a plan.

Okay, everybody,

get some rest and be sure to be back

in Fur and Makeup in two hours.

We're live tonight for the finals.

This is gonna be great.

There you are. Our mutual

friend is here to see you.

Mr. Charlie?

He's in my limo. Follow me.

Make yourself comfortable.

Well, hello there, Tiny.

I am Kano, the bounty hunter.

And you might remember me.

Oh, no. Help! Someone help!

Help! Somebody help me!

I've been dog-napped! Help!

Please, help me.

Yeah, good. Keep

yapping for Charlie.

You have to let me go. Please.

I still don't get why

I have to sit here.

I have a reward

pending, you know.

Tiny is our bait, and

the job isn't finished.

Until we get Charlie,

you will do as I say.

- But I wouldn't...

- Now stay, like a good human.

Okay, we got Bark,

P-Diggy, Chiquita,

Furrell, Winston, and Tiny.

Wait a second.

Where's Tiny, guys?

Has anybody seen Tiny?

Well, one less dog

to obliterate.

Tell me you don't have anything

to do with Tiny not being here.

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