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Sign? l will try.

Son...

My hands still shiver

whenever l sign.

l can't write a single

alphabet properly.

l will sign.

Just a minute.

Wow. Wow.

Three monkeys of

their respective fathers.

Now you are acting so innocent.

As if you are very obedient sons.

Didn't you think about this when

instead of medical college's form...

...you got them to sign

on art college's form?

Scoundrels, you made

me miss my father.

You ruined my mood again.

l think we will have

to drink some more.

Come on. Come on.

Brother, stop your lectures.

We have to go to

college day after tomorrow.

l wonder what lectures

we will get to hear there.

Welcome to arts college.

l am Satyawadi.

Principal Satyawadi.

l will help you

fulfill all your dreams.

But let me also tell you

that teaching is my profession.

But spying is my hobby.

lt is my passion to find and

get rid of the bad habits...

...and lies among my students.

- What is it?

Look there.

l see better than an owl...

...and can smell better than a fox.

Pinky's sister is here.

Yes.

- Yes.

l hate lies.

Wow.

l worship truth.

Prem, what are you doing?

Today is the first day of college.

- Remember...

You will get us into trouble.

l can send each

student's character report...

...and mark sheet to

his house if need be.

Stand up.

Stand up you four idiots.

What is happening?

Nothing.

What are you doing?

Listening to you, sir.

Then can you tell me

what l was saying?

Yes.

You.

l?

Sir... Sir, it is nothing.

- What nonsense.

Sir. Sir, he just saw 'Golmaal 3'.

Shut up.

l won't let you fool

around in this college.

By the way, it was a nice movie.

Johnny Liver did a good job in it.

But he used to keep

forgetting things.

Yes.

So what was l saying?

Forgetfulness.

Shut up.

l have already told you..

that

l can see better than an owl...

...and can smell better than a fox.

Now you can go to your classes.

Munni embraced defamation,

darling, just for you.

Sheila got young,

darling, just for you.

What is the hurry, my love?

You too get a little defamed.

Come on.

Dance for brother.

And get rid of

all the trouble year around.

He thinks he is 'Shaktimaan'.

Shaktimaan.

Sorry, Shaktimaan.

But you are wrong.

We don't dance.

We make others dance.

l think you are very vigorous.

We are not just vigorous...

...we also know how

to calm people down.

Son, you have just grown up.

You should take care.

You might end up dead, soon.

Hey...

l think you have dealt

with only cold-blooded people.

Prem. Prem. Prem.

What are you doing?

This is our first day in college.

Have you gone crazy?

lt is better if you dance today...

...otherwise l will make you dance

all year around in such a way...

Let go. You will make me dance.

l say let go of me.

l am enough for them.

l am very strong.

l said let go of me.

What are you looking at down there?

Look up.

l will nail you into the ground.

Scoundrel. One punch and

you will break your jaw.

l said let go of my hand.

Let go of me.

l said let go of me. Don't stop me.

Let go of me. Let go of me.

You...

Kabir, madam is here.

Kabir, you are in the classroom?

Thank you very much for

entering the classroom.

Madam, why are you embarrassing me?

You know l busy l stay

in my music classes.

l know.

And they?

Madam, we have a band.

A band cannot survive on one person.

See you, madam. Goodbye.

Come on, let us go and

teach a lesson to someone.

He is in the same class

since the last four years.

l wonder what will happen of them.

Hi, students.

l am Kiran.

l mean your teacher, Kiran.

K...K...Kiran?

How sweet.

Yes, ma'am. You are very sweet.

Yes. Speak up, students.

Hot!

- Keep quiet.

Who is that?

- He's!

Who is it?

l am your peer. My name Potu Shah.

l mean Mastram, sir. Mastram.

Stop your nonsense.

Go and get all the staff

members' signatures on this register.

l will get the sign, sir.

But have you ever

asked for signs of those...

...who wrote this on my arm?

That l don't know acting.

Mastram.

How did you like my acting, sir?

Mastram.

Your acting was very good.

- Thank you, sir.

You valued a super star, sir.

Go. Go and get their signs.

Go.

- l will get them right away, 'Pa'.

Hey.

Sorry.

This is a very interesting college.

True.

- Yes.

The teacher is

involved with the principal.

And our principal,

in order to impress her...

...changes his clothes

three to four times in a day.

Record it. Record it.

Look where you are going, Principal.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

They are hitting a helpless man.

lf we get into trouble,

our parents will be called.

We will see about that later.

We cannot live in fear.

Didn't anyone tell you

what relationship...

...do l have with Meher?

lf anyone even looks at

Meher by mistake then Kabir...

Get your revolvers and riffles.

We have to take possession.

Get them.

Sir has here.

Embrace me. Principal is coming.

l will behead you some other day.

Kabir, what is happening here?

Nothing, sir.

New students are here.

We were introducing ourselves.

Right?

Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.

Meet me at home once

the introduction is over.

Okay.

l want to talk to you

about something important.

Okay.

Father, l have brought milk for you.

Father?

Where are you, father?

Father.

What is this?

You scared me.

Why are you acting like

a spy wearing Kabir's clothes?

Dear, fathers have to turn

into spies when kids grow up.

Well, l can see better than an owl...

...and can smell better than a fox.

A mice has challenged me

and entered the cupboard.

l am spying it since

the last three days.

Father, you should have milk.

lt has right the amount of sugar

and is just as warm as l want.

How do you know?

Satyawadi can see a flying bird...

...and know from where

did she get the grain.

You just went to the

kitchen and checked the milk.

Father, l thought that it

might not be sweet enough.

Owl's eyesight and a fox's nose...

Both fail in front of Satyawadi.

Sh*t.

A father always stays a father.

And a sons always stay a son.

Whenever l form a maze,

you try to break it.

Other than Arjun...

only Abhimanyu can pass

through the maze, father.

But always remember, Kabir...

...Abhimanyu got trapped in the maze.

Enough.

Don't argue today.

Come on, go to your rooms.

l am going to sleep.

Me too.

And l too will go and

take a round of the hostel.

Perhaps, someone's some

mistake is waiting for me.

Her waist measures 28 inches.

She weighs 47 kilos.

Girl, you should agree quickly.

Don't delay it.

Whether or not you know this,

but l hate love stories.

How do l say how much l love you.

Move aside, season three.

lf your feelings stay

hidden in your heart...

...then moving on...

My heart is crazy.

And the one who loves

shall take the girl away.

Keep quiet.

Before l am in love becomes

Why did l fall in love?...

...darling, you

should try to understand.

Why should you feel

scared when you are in love.

Hey, girl. Don't pay heed to them.

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