Pure Punjabi Page #5

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some personal matter.

Then why did you have

to dress up like this?

The topic is such that...

That you have to

part your hair and come?

Look, mister...

What did you say your name was?

Well...l still haven't

told you my name.

Why?

ls it something to feel shy about?

That you are so shy to tell me?

Raj.

Wow!

ls there a secret?

No.

My name is Raj.

You must have heard the name before.

What do you want to talk about?

What l want to talk about?

- Yes. What?

l think you came

here to say something.

Personal!

Actually l want to...

l want to have coffee.

You get coffee in the canteen.

Not here.

You are not available in the canteen.

Do l look like Karan Johar?

That every one wants to

have 'Coffee with Meher'?

No.

May God never turn your

beautiful face into Karan Johar's.

You should get his habits, at all.

- Shut up.

What have you done, girl.

You have turned me from Shah

Rukh Khan to Meher Mittal.

Meher, l think another coffee

invitation is walking towards you.

l think he is one of those guys.

Hi, l am Vijay.

So?

l wanted to have coffee, so...

l was thinking that

l shouldn't have it alone.

You want to have coffee?

Then what are you doing here?

This isn't a Coffee House.

Anyway, you are not alone.

You are wearing two-colored shoes.

You are wearing headphones.

There is radio in you mobile.

There are RJs.

And you are Vijay.

You are not alone. - No.

l wanted to enjoy coffee

with a special personality.

l wanted to enjoy coffee

with a special personality.

So, kiddo. How are you?

You seem busy with the girls, today.

l...

- Brother, he is new to this college.

He wanted coffee.

Canteen was closed.

So, he was asking

where could he get it.

That is all?

- Yes.

Come, new birdie. Let

me teach you how to fly.

l will make you drink such a coffee...

...that you will never forget it.

Come with me.

Come, l will treat

you with a cappuccino.

He...he...

He took me to a roadside

restaurant where truckers come.

Over there the drivers...

What? Disgusting.

You guys have a dirty mind.

Over there, at the restaurant...

Make one cup of tea.

He should forget coffee.

Give it to him.

The tea was so bitter...

The tea was so bitter...

My head is still spinning.

Keep it down.

You...

Hey!

Hey, where are you going?

You got scared of the girl?

Let go of me.

Let go of me.

l cannot do it.

l cannot go to that wild cat.

So, buddy, now you got it.

Four of us going for the same girl.

Come on, son, you too try your luck.

He thinks he is Pink Panther.

Uncle, you are looking

like a Pink Panther.

At least lift him up.

Come on.

No. l don't want to go.

l...l...

l don't want to go.

l said l don't want to go.

l...l don't want to go.

l...l don't...

..l...l...

No. - Oh no. She is here.

Let's go. Let's go.

She is here.

- Come on. Come on, hide.

Coffee?

You want to have coffee with me.

No.

l am a simple boy

who has milk and buttermilk.

What do you mean?

You mean l am not simple?

No. You are.

l mean... What are you saying?

Then what?

l drink coffee.

And you drink buttermilk.

Buttermilk?

- What?

You have ruined in, Paramjeet Singh.

The girl is ready to have coffee.

Are you feeling alright?

Yes. l drink milk and buttermilk.

What can go wrong with my health?

City boys like tea and coffee.

No problem.

Now that you are in the city

you should change your taste.

And then, buttermilk

doesn't suit all occasions.

Mister...

- Paramjeet Singh.

You can call me Param.

So, Mr. Param...

Let's go for coffee.

Yes.

Lucky. Lucky. Lucky.

Lucky. Lucky. Lucky.

Lucky. Lucky. Lucky.

Lucky. Lucky. Lucky.

Lucky. Lucky. Lucky.

Our drummer went to

have coffee yesterday.

He isn't back as yet.

Forget it. Look there.

- Show me.

Look at her waist.

Look at her waist.

She has a nose like your father's.

She must be your sister.

Why do you always

say such dirty things?

You are back?

Had your coffee?

You won't get a chance to

get it out of your system.

lt is not so.

She read all my songs.

She has become a good friend of mine.

Okay, our today's canteen

bill has been taken care of.

Why? Did you father send

the money early today?

What do you mean?

- You ask a lot of meanings.

Bring your ears closer.

- You too come closer.

Come on, let's fool him.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

May His Highness

achieve great heights.

Damn you.

May destiny always favor him.

Your aunt is jealous.

May he always hold his head high.

Your uncle will fall ill.

May your kingdom stay intact.

Don't hit me. Kids are watching.

l am pleased.

Your Highness.

- Continue.

Accept our greetings, Your Highness.

l am very happy.

Ask.

What do you want?

Okay, dude, give me some money then.

You idiot. You will ruin it.

Your Highness, this time our

pocket money is a little delayed.

lf Your Highness acts generous then...

...from the royal treasure could we...

lt is a very sad thing

that my subjects are pauper.

Please...

Birbal, do one thing.

Distribute Rs. 1000 outside my palace.

Your Highness. Your Highness.

Hold this.

- Give it to us.

l am pleased.

Enjoy.

lt is real.

This one is real as well.

- lt is real.

Your slave and sleeve are pleased.

You can leave.

And give me the tray.

- Let's go.

Because His Highness needs to go...

...and give water to Principal Salim.

Okay, our expenses for an hour

or two has been taken care of.

Yes.

Just a second. l will be right back.

What happened to the Comedy Circus?

Surinder went home.

They are calling him.

By the way, shall we go

and find out where he is?

Let's go.

Param, that's great.

l mean it's very nice.

l feel like casting

your pen and hand in gold.

So that l cannot neither

move my hand nor use the pen.

You always say the wrong thing.

Param, what is this?

This mug has the other

boys names along with yours.

Hey, he is busy over here.

Meher, that's because

whenever my friends...

...are away from me,

l should miss them.

My friends are my courage.

Courage!

He is shooting AK47 at us

and calling us his courage.

Then l am not your friend.

Girl, l was talking about my buddies.

Okay. Then l am your buddy.

Okay.

So, to be my buddy

repeat this three times.

l accept...

- l accept... - You...

Calm down.

l accept...

- l accept...

l accept...

- l accept...

So Ms. Meher, now you

are my friend for life.

Now l will recite

a poem for my new friend.

Beautiful face, pink lips.

They make me restless.

They make me intoxicated.

Wonderful.

- Wonderful.

Wonderful, sir. Wonderful.

- Wonderful.

Did you hear our friend's poem?

lt goes straight to the heart.

Why are you telling me?

Did l ask you?

Ms. Meher, what is

a friend's friend called?

Simple. A friend.

So, hence proved.

According to the theorem,

l am also your friend.

Here you go then.

Ms. Meher, let's shake hands.

Prem.

My name is Prem.

Meher.

My name is Meher.

Whatever l touch creates music.

Really?

Tunes reside in my breath.

Really?

Music is in my soul.

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