Pusher 2 Page #2

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And you better hurry.

- Relax, would you?

- You want the cops to find it here?

- I just wanted to...

- What?

You're such a f***- up.

You don't steal a Ferrari

unless an order has come in.

It's just a gift.

I'm not involved in this.

- You sure?

- Yes, I just got here.

Get that car outta here.

Right now.

It's just a gift.

Stop that sh*t.

What's up?

What's up?

- When is he coming?

- He's tanning. He'll be right down.

Did you speak to Charlotte?

No... Charlotte who?

- I think you know.

- Nope.

Can you lend me some money?

You sure?

Yes!

Don't smoke in here.

Relax. You're in a good mood.

- My friend, Charlotte.

- Oh, OK.

What about her?

- Is it yours?

- My what?

Is it your kid?

So you haven't spoken to Charlotte.

- She had a kid, she says it's yours.

- It's not.

Look, she's my best friend.

And she says it's yours.

We made a list of all

the men she's f***ed.

They either came on her stomach

or she blew them.

Except for you.

She said, you didn't pull out

when she told you to.

- She's not on the pill, a**hole.

- She's not?

What's up?

What are you doing?

Honey, tell Tonny

what Charlotte said yesterday.

The thing you had to tell him.

Oh, yeah...

about Charlotte's kid.

- Is it yours?

- I don't think so.

- You sure?

- Shut up, I said no.

Like I said, it's not Tonny's.

- He wouldn't do that.

- Look, I got 150 when...

- That's not what you told me.

- I got 150 when they let me out.

And I owe them to someone else.

So the kid can't be mine. That's it.

Wanna steal from the register?

Can we?

- No, you can't.

- Why not?

- Because my brother did it last week.

- So?

- I'm not your brother.

- If they catch me, I'll get fired.

Please.

Tonny, if you agree

to take a test, I'll allow it.

- What are you talking about?

- A blood test.

- Why? I'm not sick.

- Could have fooled me.

A paternity test.

To see if you're the father.

- What's so funny?

- You have to piss in a cup.

You got to be kidding.

I know half the town's f***ed her,

but she says it's your fault.

Gry and me are getting married.

- Here you go.

- Thanks, honey.

- Give me some.

- Yeah.

Hey, Flemming. Damn junkie.

I'll be right there.

- Flemming!

- Cheer up.

I'll be home early.

What the hell's going on?

What happened?

Where's the fifth car?

- Some b*tch slammed into me.

- Go and sit in the car.

Move it!

I'm the only one here,

so let's move it.

We don't have all day.

Move over.

What's going on?

I said, move over.

Can't you squeeze Tonny in?

No, it's full.

- There has to be room.

- Move over.

- There's no room.

- I'll jump in here.

That's illegal. I won't drive

around with you in the back.

There's no way.

Take the bus.

- I'll tell the Duke you did good today.

- Yeah, OK.

Can't I lie in here?

It's f***ing freezing.

- Only as far as the bus stop.

- Fine. I don't care.

- Only to the bus stop.

- What's up, guys?

Glued together like poufs.

There's plenty of room.

Hi.

I'll just take this dope.

- So what are you talking about?

- Give me a toke on that joint.

I've got the shakes.

Like a spaz.

How hard it is to get daycare?

They make you take the first offer,

even if it's out in the sticks.

I don't get it.

There's a place a few doors down.

- Don't make a fuss, sweetie.

- Just say no.

They'll take away my benefits.

I'm glad you're up,

because you have a kid to care for.

- She doesn't even look like me.

- It's a boy. What are you gonna do?

- Just hand over the maintenance.

- That's it?

You know what it costs to have a kid?

I'm broke. I can't afford anything.

I don't have any money.

If you got money, lend me some.

Weren't you...

You said you'd take the test.

When is that?

- When are you gonna do it?

- Soon.

- When is "soon"?

- Very soon. Where's O at?

At work.

Shouldn't you be?

Look, I don't really give a sh*t.

I couldn't care less.

Just get me some money.

You're always in and out of jail.

A**hole.

F***in' loser.

Are you totally paranoid?

You never answer your phone.

- What's up, Kurt?

- I need to talk to you.

I've got this killer coke.

You wanna do some?

- You coming?

- Yeah, hang on.

- Let's kick this day into gear.

- I'll be right back.

Hey!

What do you want?

Not much.

I just wanted to come up.

Seems I've got a kid.

- You sure it's yours?

- That's what she claims.

- A boy.

- OK, fine.

- So I'm gonna have to be a dad.

- Good for you.

Yep.

- Don't mind him. He's all stressed out.

- Forget it. No problem.

It's Valdemar's mum.

She's threatening

to call the cops on him

if she doesn't get custody.

And Valdemar is everything to him.

- See you.

- Take it easy.

- So what's up?

- We've got to talk.

Outside.

Hey...

Where's your phone?

Would you hold that?

- I need a favor.

- All right.

What's up?

I need your help.

I got a big deal going down.

I need you to watch my back.

Not me, man.

I'm on a trial run in there.

- It'll only take an hour.

- It's not that.

- What then?

- I have to show my face here.

I just got a new girl in my house.

A tight little skank.

I'm doing her doggie-style

in the bathtub

she slips in the foam and bangs

her front teeth against the tub.

Four teeth flew out of her mouth.

- What a bummer.

- Relax, it was her baby teeth.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

I believed that sh*t.

- I'm going into town with the C*nt.

- To do what?

- I'll be back in an hour.

- Don't forget my cut.

- What do you mean?

- My cut.

- You're gone during work hours.

- That's gonna be hard.

What's hard? Doing the math?

You need help?

I won't be making money.

He gave me a freebie at his house.

- He has a whore- house at...

- What's so hard to figure?

You can't even get paid

for your work.

Use your head,

set a good example for your kid.

Just like you?

Yeah, just like me.

I gotta have a dump.

- You got more?

- Sorry.

- You sure?

- You think I'm lying?

I don't cheat my friends.

- What are you doing?

- Having a crap.

Keep your grubby paws

out of the mini-bar!

That booze costs

a lot of f***ing money.

- You don't trust me?

- No.

You're taking your time

taking that sh*t.

Tonny...

Tonny boy.

- What a surprise.

- What the f***? Hey, Milo.

- Where's the C*nt?

- He's in there... taking a sh*t.

Be right out!

- What's going on, Tonny?

- Taking it easy.

- Yeah?

- Nothing much.

- How about you?

- Can't complain.

- You getting laid?

- Always.

- You sure?

- Totally.

What's up?

- Hi, Milo.

- Hi.

- You wanna make the deal?

- Yeah, yeah.

We're just talking. You didn't

tell me Tonny was gonna be here.

He'll just split, if that's a problem.

Get out.

Kurt, it's OK.

Tonny is my friend.

- It's OK, Kurt.

- Sit down.

Where's Frank these days?

He's not in Denmark.

I haven't seen him.

F***ing clown! Didn't I tell you

to keep out of the mini-bar?

- Tonny boy!

- You can't trust him.

- Where's the money?

- Right here.

Where's the coke?

It's all there.

And that's a C*nt's promise.

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