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After the war, one of

the main European routes

for smuggling people to the

West formed across the river Sava,

on the border between Bosnia

and Herzegovina and Croatia.

Smuggled people, mostly

Chinese, are called melons.

THE MELON ROUTE:

Written by

Starring

Directed by

Bosnia and Herzegovina, 2005

What's up? - How come

you've got melons in winter?

They keep well in winter.

Don't make me write up

a report. - Ain't you a hard-ass?

Drive on. But take it easy.

Regulations, you know.

Get up, you f***ing junkie!

Get up, there's stuff

waiting to be delivered!

Motherf***er!

- What did you say?

What did you say? Want

me to kick you in the head?

eki, I released them.

They wrecked the door, f*** it.

You're a motherf***er.

They're even more pathetic

than you. Some world power!

Just look at them.

Gojko, take care they

don't steal anything.

Listen up!

Listen up here!

Hello!

Listen up!

Here are the passports.

Give me the money.

F*** you and sssan!

Count it, come on!

What's the matter, you f***ing

chink? What, you gook sh*t?

Look at yourself! I'll kill

'em all, f***ed if I don't!

Here are your f***ing

passports. - Seki. - Listen.

You get the money tomorrow, I take

it to the boss tonight. - Too many.

What? - To take them all in one go.

- What, you want to get paid twice?

Get lost!

Easy!

Don't get up, we'll tumble!

We'll keel over, you f***!

Here you go. That's normal.

Piece of crap!

What's wrong with you?

Were you sleeping?

Why are you so jumpy, man?

Come see what I brought you.

Take a look at this,

it's broken or something.

I'm no good at that stuff.

For real or are you

just playing dumb?

I hear you've been working.

Could you get me in too?

You work for the mafia, that's who!

Get going, you fuckaroo!

Piece of sh*t!

Spider's

For the child, please. - F*** off!

For the child. Thank you.

Hello, Rivaldo! What did I say?

Lay off it!

Come on!

Your daddy is here.

Go to your mom, that's it.

Turn it down. You woke the baby

up. - It's Seki. - Get in, it's draughty.

Clean up the front yard, my

kids play there. You come in here.

Using mines to get it all out?

Miss the smell of gunpowder?

Don't make me write up a report.

You're the one who's

drowning the Chinese?

I'll write down that they stole

your boat, there were too many,

so they keeled over and drowned.

I don't want to get you into

trouble with EUFOR. Here.

They were crossing over, stole

the boat, icy water, couldn't swim.

You're in the clear.

Poor people.

They'll end up in some hole,

just like ours did. Nameless.

What's wrong with being with

the police? Am I a nobody?

Don't start that again!

You're too young to

live like this. Smarten up.

Mirko, I haven't told this to anyone.

The border guard from

the Croatian side saw everything.

He said you pulled one out alive.

Some Chinese girl.

She's a witness.

- She wasn't alive.

Germany. - Like

hell, this is Bosnia!

Don't worry, he's alright. - Whatever.

Just advise him to steer

clear of the Chinese, get it?

He's my nephew, relax. I'll take care

of him. - Take some, here you go.

Go on, take it, don't be

stupid! This is for the mortar.

Go on.

I'm building a house. - You think

you're building? Look at this.

This hotel will be the death

of me. - It's really something.

Maradona, sonny

boy! Pass the ball!

Pass it, come on!

Meho's got new merchandise,

folks! Get it while you can!

What is it?

Oh, f***. Are you his wife?

Sure beats our broads here.

Eat.

Take a seat.

Ask around if there's anyone

bound for Germany. In a truck.

What for?

For her? Will you fix my gun?

To Germany!

Your wife's got a point there.

Get me one.

Is there any way I could send

her to Germany? - Forget that.

All of them drowned and that's it.

What do you want me to

do? Kill her? - Nonsense.

I'll take her away to where she

should go. Get her off our hands.

You'll work in the police with me.

Not as an officer, something else.

Customs officer, border guard.

I came here as the only

one who cares about you.

Get real. You could get life for this.

A Chinese girl! What

the hell were you thinking!

With all the girls we have here

you go and choose a Chinese one.

It's stupid to get

f***ed over a p*ssy,

especially a slant-eyed p*ssy.

What the f***'s

the matter with you?

Come on.

Don't be afraid, come here.

When I leave, you hide here.

While I'm not there,

when I leave,

you hide down here.

Inside, do you understand?

Fine. - Where are you going?

Not now... F*** it!

Not now, when I'm gone...

You...

Get it?

Original CDs, right over here!

Come on, pretty girls,

for your boyfriends.

I've got it all. If you feel like

dancing or if you feel romantic.

Just name it.

You're new around here

so I'll give you two for four.

Four? - You get two for four.

Look at the Gypsy boy doing

business! - This is not your stuff.

Put that away. This one's on

the house, right, Gypsy boy?

Go on, take it!

Feel like f***ing?

Take them all.

- Beat it, I'll talk to you later.

You've sure got

a good ass on you!

Getting spruced up, are we?

How you doing, sugar?

I brought you something.

It's powdered milk. Mix it up with

some water, like the real thing.

Here you go.

What about

Germany? - I'm your man.

Some friends of mine are driving

up to Germany in a couple of days.

They'd take her on for 1000

marks. Just give them the money.

You want me to fix it up?

- How much for two people?

Two thousand marks.

No one will do it cheaper,

you're f***ed if they catch you.

Germany? - What's up with her?

He's a good one.

Take it, it's chewing gum.

Take it.

He saved my life once,

he'll save yours too.

Come on.

Mirko!

F***ing job!

Thanks! Are you alright?

Really? You've got that glow in your

eyes. Have you been at it again?

I need two thousand marks.

She really got you, that one.

You've always been a sucker.

I'm asking you, can you lend me

2000? - To go to Germany with her?

Have a drink. I've got something to

tell you. - I can get the money? - Yes.

I'll pay you back. - Fine. Drink this.

Listen, they

found your parents.

In a mass grave

they are digging here.

But you made those

bastards pay for it.

With interest.

F***ing tree!

Let's go!

Come on!

Sit down here for a minute.

That's women for you! They

ruin your life, your happiness!

Everything gets f***ed up!

You stupid Gypsy boy!

Down!

You sure are a moron!

- Don't, Gojko, please!

Go on. - That was for my

brothers and sisters, please don't!

What the f*** are

you screaming for?

What are you, Miss Sensitive?

Your turn will come too.

Here's your Chinese duck!

Motherf***er!

Where are you, China lover?

Go on, motherf***er!

Can you hear this,

China lover? - Here he comes!

F*** you, coke head!

Coke head!

Can you hear this?

You thought she was for you, you

piece of sh*t? She's for us winners!

Don't go giving us trouble!

Or you gonna end up

like the Gypsy there!

You motherfucking junkie!

Drive on!

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