Pyaar Ka Punchnama
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01:27,833 -- 00:01:30,374Rajjo, are you pregnant?
Why are you not opening the door?
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01:30,458 -- 00:01:31,582l'm barking since
half-an-hour standing outside.
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01:31,666 -- 00:01:34,457for the last one hour.
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01:34,541 -- 00:01:38,165l'd a tough time controlling
the pee because of potholes.
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01:38,250 -- 00:01:40,207You don't understand that.
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01:53,708 -- 00:01:57,457Tell me something. When you stop
breathing, does the urine also stop?
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01:57,708 -- 00:01:59,540Now stop it.
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02:14,500 -- 00:02:16,040Three teas.
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02:16,125 -- 00:02:17,415Okay.
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02:30,666 -- 00:02:32,082l'm sitting here.
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02:32,625 -- 00:02:34,665We are sitting and
you are standing.
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02:35,458 -- 00:02:36,582This is my place.
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02:39,541 -- 00:02:41,415ls your father's name
written on it?
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02:41,708 -- 00:02:43,082Yes.
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02:44,625 -- 00:02:46,874What's written here? Liquid.
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02:47,166 -- 00:02:50,124This is my name written in capital
letters and l'm not your father.
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02:50,166 -- 00:02:52,540But my illegitimate child will
not be illegitimate like you.
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02:52,625 -- 00:02:54,832Mind your language.
- You listen to me.
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02:55,041 -- 00:02:56,374Calm down.
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02:58,458 -- 00:03:00,457l will take your luggage there.
Come.
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03:00,541 -- 00:03:03,999ls this the way you talk to someone?
- Get away from here.
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03:05,125 -- 00:03:09,249Liquid, don't be so hot
else you'll evaporate one day.
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03:13,583 -- 00:03:18,165Tell me one thing, Liquid. ls it
necessary for you to wear formals?
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03:18,250 -- 00:03:20,040As it is, you look like an idiot.
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03:20,125 -- 00:03:22,082Wearing formals you look a jerk.
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03:22,625 -- 00:03:26,165l look like an idiot,
but you're an idiot.
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03:26,250 -- 00:03:28,040The company you work
for has no standard.
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03:28,083 -- 00:03:29,249Employees wear knickers to office.
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03:29,333 -- 00:03:33,165Wonder what their intention is.
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03:33,208 -- 00:03:35,33231
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03:35,416 -- 00:03:36,624..and we are not going
to dance on boss's tunes.
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03:36,708 -- 00:03:40,165We get money for work and
not for saying 'yes sir.'
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03:43,416 -- 00:03:44,582Why are you upset?
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03:44,666 -- 00:03:50,124The manager. She's become
a manager just by decking herself.
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03:51,291 -- 00:03:54,249Who does she think she is?
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03:54,291 -- 00:03:57,124Wretched woman.
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03:59,791 -- 00:04:01,165The tea tastes terrible.
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04:01,208 -- 00:04:03,749Liquid, don't say anything
to my tea.
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04:03,833 -- 00:04:05,957The food may be of substandard
quality but not the tea.
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04:06,000 -- 00:04:07,124l make it myself.
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04:07,208 -- 00:04:09,749The food is substandard and
the tea too is substandard.
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04:09,875 -- 00:04:12,207You use sewage water
to prepare tea.
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04:12,250 -- 00:04:14,040They urinate in it
and drink the same.
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04:14,041 -- 00:04:16,040You prepare tea yourself.
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04:19,250 -- 00:04:21,957l'm a dog. An American dog.
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04:22,250 -- 00:04:25,374l bite and bark
whenever they ask me to.
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04:25,500 -- 00:04:28,415l go behind wagging my
tail just for Rs. 34,000.
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04:29,500 -- 00:04:33,332l've decided. l'll quit my job.
l will not go from tomorrow.
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04:33,416 -- 00:04:35,165They can do nothing.
The company won't be closed.
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04:35,250 -- 00:04:36,499l will not go from tomorrow.
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04:38,875 -- 00:04:42,749Liquid, you only say,
but don't do anything.
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04:42,833 -- 00:04:44,749You are very bold.
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04:44,958 -- 00:04:46,374You said you're going to
open a cafe shop. Did you?
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04:46,458 -- 00:04:48,207Let me gather money.
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04:48,208 -- 00:04:51,999l am waiting for that,
but who are you waiting for?
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04:52,708 -- 00:04:53,790You don't know.
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04:53,875 -- 00:04:56,207They ruined his happiness
when he joined the company.
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04:56,458 -- 00:04:58,24959
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04:59,791 -- 00:05:02,124All right. Laugh. Look
what l'm going to do tomorrow.
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05:02,875 -- 00:05:03,957Tomorrow is Saturday.
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05:04,000 -- 00:05:06,957Just wait and watch.
l will not go on Monday too.
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05:07,875 -- 00:05:11,707All right. Don't go. But why
you're spoiling the night?
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05:12,041 -- 00:05:14,790Will you have liquor? - No.
l will have pee. Will you also have?
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05:14,875 -- 00:05:15,957l will slap you.
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05:16,041 -- 00:05:17,082l'll cremate you in this gutter..
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05:17,166 -- 00:05:18,457..and your corpse will
also not be recovered.
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05:18,750 -- 00:05:20,082You have only one bone in your body.
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05:20,166 -- 00:05:23,374You listen..
- No, you keep quiet.
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05:26,500 -- 00:05:28,040Even you apologize.
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05:29,083 -- 00:05:30,499Okay. l am sorry.
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05:30,791 -- 00:05:32,207You better.
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05:38,791 -- 00:05:41,415Mr. Choube, the tea is good.
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05:41,541 -- 00:05:43,332The tiredness just disappears.
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05:44,000 -- 00:05:46,249The smell of the gutter
and your tea.
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05:47,916 -- 00:05:51,707Liquid, you are frustrated.
You need a girl friend.
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05:51,750 -- 00:05:55,999You remember Ruchi Srivastava?
She looks beautiful these days.
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05:56,083 -- 00:05:59,332She was very simple
and now you see her.
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05:59,416 -- 00:06:01,374She has enticed a manager.
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06:01,708 -- 00:06:03,082Stop.
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06:04,125 -- 00:06:06,082You must take a look someday.
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06:28,750 -- 00:06:40,249"Life is great.
There's no tension."
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06:42,083 -- 00:06:45,207the smile is the whistle."
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06:45,291 -- 00:06:48,415"Whenever it whistled,
it was great."
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06:48,541 -- 00:06:51,332the smile is the whistle."
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06:51,458 -- 00:06:57,040"Whenever it whistled,
it was great."
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06:57,208 -- 00:07:11,249"Life is great.
There's no tension."
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07:24,166 -- 00:07:29,999"lf you have a problem.
Then it is your issue."
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07:30,958 -- 00:07:36,332"We don't have a
kerchief or a tissue."
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07:36,958 -- 00:07:43,832"There's a fog of smoke
and booze overflowing."
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07:43,875 -- 00:07:51,832"Life is great.
There's no tension."
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08:36,291 -- 00:08:41,999"We earn through code..
we abuse the code."
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08:42,833 -- 00:08:48,457"We even search for our
boxers in the google."
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08:49,125 -- 00:08:55,790"Our scriptures are told by Floyd."
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08:55,958 -- 00:09:25,915"Life is great.
There's no tension."
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09:29,291 -- 00:09:32,332"Why to think about anyone..
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09:32,416 -- 00:09:35,040
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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