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desire and love.

Men are all the same.

Mine doesn't know that I can come.

I slept with a guy

who didn't know what a clit was.

He thought I had a button

between my legs.

Going down on me disgusted him.

When we're single, we b*tch about it.

When we're not, we b*tch at the guy.

There's something wrong with that.

Where are we going?

To see a guy I know well.

Don't worry.

What are you doing?

I don't have the keys.

- Sh*t!

- Do you need help, fatso?

- Come over for dinner.

- I'm seeing Ccile.

Do you like it?

I don't know.

You said there was no one here.

There's no one in the offices.

Then why are you whispering?

I'm not whispering.

Go ahead, draw me something.

Yesterday, Alize was crazy.

She was dressed all sexy

and glamorous, you know?

I started touching her

and she was into it.

Suddenly, she pushed me away.

Don't try to understand.

Wait, there's more.

I was tired so I went to sleep.

I dreamt that someone

was holding my cock.

I woke up and saw her

jerking me off like crazy.

She just took my cock

and stuck it in her p*ssy.

It was crazy.

Go on, concentrate.

You f***ers!

PAY UP, MAURICE!

- What are you doing?

- I wanted to see you.

You can't just show up like this.

You can't stay here.

Did you miss me?

- Yes, but you don't understand...

- I do.

I understand that I need you.

Not here.

Alice?

Yes?

Your father wants you

to clean the trash cans.

He asked me to put them in the shed.

He's been a pain lately.

Don't hold it against him.

He's tired.

They're making him work

twice as hard

since they laid off

half of his co-workers.

That's awful.

It's not easy for him

after 30 years on the job.

That's for sure.

What are you doing?

Are you making fun of me?

What's wrong with you?

Are you crazy?

Didn't you like it?

That's not the point.

I like you.

You don't know how much.

I can't live without you.

- What did you say earlier?

- Never mind.

Do you think

I shouldn't have f***ed her?

- What are you doing with that?

- I need a lamp for my house.

Chance, do you think

I shouldn't have f***ed her?

Come on.

Tell me.

- Forget it.

- Tell me, I'm your buddy.

You don't want to tell me?

What's wrong?

I'm wondering what you really want.

You, for starters.

Do you want to do me?

Do you want a blow job?

If you want to.

Are you happy?

Does it relax you?

What?

After you come,

I can bring you a beer.

OK, stop.

What's your problem?

What's wrong?

It's you.

What did I do?

All those women you slept with...

I have nightmares about it.

Don't think about it.

It was a long time ago.

What can I do about it?

It hurts me so much

that I can barely sleep.

I'm crazy about you.

There is only you, you know.

Just you.

We're like a big family here.

You're my daughter's age.

I like working with people

who are on the same wavelength.

Call me Maurice. It'll be simpler. OK?

Come on,

I'll show you the workshop.

You'll like it.

See? We careen boats.

We remove the paint

and we repair them like new.

I told you to get out of here.

Come on.

I like you, you know?

I like you very much.

You're not shy,

you know what you want.

- Do you feel your daughter up?

- I'm sorry?

Aren't I the same age

as your daughter?

- So what?

- You're touching me...

I thought you were smart.

I don't find my future ex-boss

too brilliant.

- I don't like your tone.

- I'll explain.

I don't use my body

as an elevator, get it?

Let me make it clear.

If you want the job, lie down.

You piece of sh*t.

Who do you think you are, a**hole?

You better see a doctor.

Nothing to do with your balls.

You need to get all that sh*t

out of your head!

She was out of control.

I didn't know if I should f*** her.

- Losing her dad turned her on.

- Yeah.

If it has that effect,

she should lose him more often.

- Don't say that, please.

- You guys are weird.

- I've known her since we were seven.

- So have I, but we don't f***.

How old were you the first time, 15?

And two years later,

there was Lonore

who made you all crazy.

I don't want to get attached.

Neither does she.

I could attach her to the bed...

That sounds like love.

Love is two weeks of happiness,

two months of arguing

and two years of recovering.

We hang out when we feel like it.

I don't want to miss out

on all the other chicks.

No jealousy. Sh*t, it's perfect.

- Sh*t.

- That's what I just said.

Sh*t, Manu! Run!

F***er!

You son of a b*tch!

You little b*tch!

Manu, is there any vodka left?

How should I know?

I'm sick of him beating

on that thing.

Is something wrong, Manu?

He got beat up by Chance's friends.

Ccile, your boyfriend's

always in trouble.

That's none of my business.

Yesterday he was telling me

about the strike and I was listening,

when suddenly he lifted up my skirt

and tried to do me.

Can you believe it?

Manu would never dare to do that.

He'd be scared

that I'd rip his balls off.

Go on, show off for them.

I'll take you

while you do the dishes, honey.

I never do the dishes.

You need to clean up soon.

My landlord is after me.

I owe him three months' rent.

He's getting pissed.

Next, your boss will fire you.

What's wrong with you?

I got fired three months ago.

I'm glad I have friends.

- I'm sorry.

- It's OK, you're drunk.

She's not drunk.

I'm waiting for my corkscrew.

How was the funeral?

It's over.

Shouldn't we do something

to get ourselves out of this sh*t?

How do we find jobs

when there are none?

We could start a solidarity fund.

That's a good idea

but how do we get money in there?

We have some cards up our sleeves.

- What cards?

- I don't know.

Do you think we're gonna

sleep around for money?

Whatever.

Who's coming climbing

this weekend?

Climbing onto whom?

Climbing up a cliff.

With ropes.

You'd like that, wouldn't you, Ccile?

I know someone

who'd love to tie you up.

I think she'd like that.

I never get attached, sweetie.

Never.

I doubt it. Are you sure?

I'm sure.

What if I did it?

- You won't get anywhere with me.

- Shall we try?

Do you like it?

Stop, I feel ashamed.

It's like I'm doing something wrong.

But don't stop, just don't stop.

Is there any beer left?

It sounds scary.

Do you really think it sounds scary?

Is that all you have?

I'll see what I can do.

Come by tomorrow.

Thanks.

Matt?

Have a look at the boy's Fiat.

It's easy.

- Let me just finish this.

- Here.

That's all he has.

You can't help people out for nothing.

How will you get ahead like that?

It's no big deal.

I'm expecting clients soon.

Otherwise I'm in big trouble.

Don't worry. It'll be OK.

Sh*t, he almost got me last time.

Some poor guy will be stuck

repainting it.

Move over.

You and your f***ing stories.

I didn't think he'd get you.

You're careless.

Of course you get people into sh*t.

You're in a bad mood.

When will you realise

you have to get wet to swim?

I didn't think you'd get caught.

- Are you OK?

- Yeah.

Are you sure?

I'm fine. It's the booze.

Sonia's not there?

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