Quan Jing (Karate Ghostbuster AKA Spiritual Kung-Fu) Page #2

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hanged ghost, flattering ghost, pornographic ghost, coward

All out you are.

Come out if you have courage. Why not come out?

i am well-known unlucky ghost,too.

then the ghost beats the ghost.

you don't play with me?

Then i go to sleep.

empty

No wonder my neck aches.

It is not this when i slept.

Am I in a dream?

why there is the wind back.

What a stern ghost!

I found a diamond to scatter the ghost.

Ah,

Ah

My God! What a mess!

Is it that book?

This must be a gambling ghost. He is afraid to lose.

The pornographic ghost wants to look. It is not allowed.

Oh, my God, my trouserse taken off.

I am nearly a hanged ghost.

You don't let me go, I must go.

Want to play with me?I want to see where you go.

Still want to go downstairs? Look at me.

Go, go, there is a ghost.

...Ghost!

Where?

Over there.

I saw, five together.

Five?

catch them all.

Monster

There you are!

Then where can you escape? Come on!

what is he doing?

The ghost must on him through his looking.

Don't go.

Hi, what is he doing?

He seems to be mad.

where are they?

What?

The ghosts.

The magic paper is better then X ray.

best this time. The pacific is burned

uncle, can you see the things with this magic paper?

Of course.

I can hear what the ghosts talk.

uncle, lend us,ok?

No, the monks can see nothing without fate.

uncertain

no, I won't

What are you doing?

Give me back.

You two monkeys.

Give back to me. Don't go.

It is true I see the ghost. No magic paper.

Ah

Let me have a look.

Don't snatch!

Let me look

Don't look alone.

Look together.

What's wrong?

I don't want to look, I must go to toilet.

What's wrong?

Why he came back?

Put me down, put me down!

Put me down.

you are really a gangster.

What noise?

from the downstairs.

Practise kungfu at midnight.

what a gang of stupid monks.

What smelly smell!

OH, break wind.

Bad ghost!

it is funny.

faint? It is of no use.

Stop you.

Ah? still four

you are so brave, dare to play here.

i am the well- known unlucky ghost.

my master fears me, you don't fear?

fear? stand up, go, line up.

why you play here?

do you have any injustice? you can talk to me.

i will help you.

speak out.

dumb?

what is your name?

i asked what your name was?

pull, pull,why you pull?

dragon, you are dragon. and you?

snake

tiger, crane, Leopard

why you have the animals'name?

dragon, snake, tiger, crane, leopard, come here.

now I begin to ask you, stand upstraight.

I ask you, who wanted to hang me just now? speak!

it is you.

then who wants to take off my trousers?

who wants to take off my shoes?

ah, why you do both?

Good boys, I hate nothing expect being taken off my trousers.

you are pornographic.

everybody should be beat forty times no matter you are right or wrong.

eveybody.

where do you run? stop!

where are you?

come out

you hid in the wall?

don't want to come out, are you afraid of urine?

afraid?

i believe you will come out.

five kungfu

the uncle said it disappeared for over a hunred years.

mashed

haha, here you are.

come out, come out.

one, two, three, four, five, all here.

do you think this book is good for you to hide?

today I will teach you a lesson.

Don't go. you want to go?

i knew you hid here.

or i burn it first.

oh

listen to me?

i know who you are.

and you know all the kungfu in this book.

you should teach me now. then you should be my teacher.

stand up,

stand up

don't be too happy, the student will beat the teacher if you teach badly.

ah

it is you who ask me here

it is said that the three leaders of Yanshan will recommend you as next king.

it is true.

hahaha, do you have this qulification?

I know i have no ability

it is my pleasure that the older genaration make this decision.

i advise you not to accept it.

why?

it is good for you to follow our young master.

what? you want to bribe me?

not bribe but advise.

if you don't accept my advice, you will regret it.

the king of kungfu should be presented through kungfu. this is not the trade.

i must go

you cann't.

why?

today is your death date.

young master,good.

can i help you?

i am Yinfeng Shi. I need to see the master.

this way, please.

please.

the king of kungfu, Yinfeng Shi is coming.

hello, master Huikong

how are you?

say hello to master Huikong, feng!

hello, master.

you are a big girl after a few years.

please enjoy the tea.

please

because master Huiming came to be an officer I am incharge of the temple.

you come to our temple. then you have something to tell me.

it is good to talk here?

Yilang

hi, master.

Miss Shi came here the first time, you should take her to go around.

ah, me?

daddy, can I go?

sure, little brother, thank you.

that's all right.

let's go.

Mr Shi, you can talk now.

did you hear that Qisha kungfu appeared in Yanbe

ah, it is!

as I know, Qisha kungfu is the speciality which

disappeared for over hundred years in your temple.

and it appeared one day, killing uncountable people.

and it brought the fights in all the parts

so i came here to ask for answer so that I can explain to them.

the world would be damaged if the Qisha kungfu appeared

so many squirrels in the woods, a lot of sweallows this way.

a lot that way.

why you stand still? I don't know the way.

OK, OK, this way!

look, look, here, this stream, we come here twice, three times a day.

for what?

fatch the water to have a bath.

oh?

look, look.

go, this way.

look, these are the four diamonds.

this is the blind door, I take you to the next place.

there is a big pond over there.

how big!

ai.

I was born here and familiar with here.

you were born here?

ah.

did you go out of the temple?

no.

how is it?

beautiful here, so many fish, why you don't look?

why you stand there silently?

I want to ask you a question.

go ahead.

why you are so fragrant?

are you a woman?

of course I am a woman.

o, then you must be a mature woman.

they said that they must kiss the mature woman after they go out.

what are you saying?

no I, are my brothers say.

can I kiss you?

I will hit you if you continue.

you say no?

you eat my dofu

dofu? I always eat it from a kid. Do you have dofu for me?

you!

you know the kungfu!

my master taught me. I will play with you for I am free this afternoon.

go on? I hit you on your mouth.

you are serious. You think I am weak to be beaten? I will show you.

haha, what are you doing? fatching the water?

let me kiss.

oh, hit you.

what are you doing?

you surely did not see it. This is crane mouth open.

what?

crane mouth.

I did not hear. I think it is like the pot mouth. You are a big pot.

what? You said my kungfu is pot? I will gamble with you today.

gamble for what?

IF i lose, i kneel to bow to you.

if I win

then?

let me kiss you.

bullshit

hi, you lost.

stop, feng, be polite.

daddy, this guy fought with me.

bad girl.

my daughter is not polite. master forgives her, please!

apoligize to the brother.

apoligize?

he lost, he should kneel to bow to me. why I apoligize?

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