Quarantine 2: Terminal

L.A., this is Flight 734.

We need a runway, 26L.

Roger that, 734.

You're clear on 26L.

We're at the concert of

our lives and you disappear?

Sorry.

And now we're

gonna be late again.

No, no, no. We'll make it.

Hey, have you seen my scarf?

God, this is serious.

I mean, where were you?

Well, um, I just went

to get a little souvenir.

Hey.

For my best friend, Paula.

They all signed it.

Oh, my God, Jenny.

I love you.

I got a little something

for myself. Look at this.

Uh, excuse me,

how did you get backstage?

Well, I have my ways.

Oh, really?

Mm-hm.

I told them all about you. They think

you're so cute. I showed them pictures.

You're such a liar.

Why would I lie about that?

Oh, I got this one.

Oh, thank you.

Okay.

That's the only reason, then?

Pretty much.

I was thinking we

could transfer to L.A,

and we check out Tokyo, Thailand--

No, too crazy,

too many people.

Paula, it beats BNA any day. Come on.

But my fianc's in Nashville.

It's never too late to escape.

Oh, wow, great advice

from my maid of honor.

Who's stalking you now?

Only guy that matters. Dad.

Aww.

He wants me to go to flight school.

Yeah?

Mm-hm.

I already got my dream job.

Flying one of these things,

way too much responsibility.

Hey.

Hm?

Yeah. Hm?

Mm-hm.

Trans Sky Air.

Get there.

Now go to sleep.

Now go to sleep.

Ooh.

Girls, is there coffee?

Sure.

You feeling okay,

Willsy?

Head cold. It's going around.

There you go.

Thank you.

Think I got it from my dog. All the

dogs in the neighborhood are sick.

It's running around, barking,

being weird.

Thunderstorms out of

the south, southwest.

Church group canceled,

so we're nearly empty.

How long you been working

the aisles, Jenny?

Oh, uh, almost a year now, captain.

Then you should know better.

Sorry, sir.

Ha, ha, ha.

So gullible.

Heard the concert was great.

Rochambeau?

Really?

Sorry.

Jenny, this is George.

George, this is Jenny.

Hey, George,

how's it going?

He's all yours now.

You wanna come

with me?

Okay, so a couple

of things, you're--

"My responsibility."

I know the drill.

Okay. Ah, wrist, please.

I'm 13 next month. Most airlines

don't make me wear that anymore.

This one does. Sorry.

Look, I can

take care of myself.

Okay, less work for me.

EAD?

Check.

Status pitch.

Check.

Fuel quantity.

Twenty-four thousand

five hundred pounds.

We're gonna take great care

of you, Dr. Kingston.

All right, here we go.

Jenny?

Just help us out here, all right?

That's good. Oh, good.

Watch your head, Doc.

There you go.

Good job.

Thank you.

Sure.

Doc can hear you, he just can't

speak, or move very well. Parkinson's.

Where you headed?

An hour from KC. His

daughter just had a baby girl.

Aww.

Aww.

APU fire.

Okay, Willsy. Fire up the APU.

Good evening. Welcome.

Thought you had a light load, huh?

Back half of the plane,

completely empty.

Oh, I appreciate that, ma'am.

I really do.

Welcome aboard. Good evening.

Oh, hey, what's a fella gotta

do to get a beer around here?

We'll let you know.

I'm sorry.

You sure you're feeling all right?

I'll be all right.

You just look a little...

Welcome aboard. How are you?

Oh, I love your nails.

Thanks. Keeps the glooms away.

Oh, come on.

May I help you?

No, thanks. I think I got it.

What's in there?

Hamsters. If anything happens to

them, my class will eat me alive.

Ooh, tough class.

Kindergarten.

The one in back's a little bit bigger.

Oh, that's, uh--

Okay, that's not gonna work.

I almost got it.

You're gonna have to check that.

Easy. Easy.

Thank you.

Ow!

You think they'll survive

down there?

It's pressurized. But, I mean,

I'm no hamster expert. Heh.

Oh, I'll give you this.

Oh, right.

Okay. Ah. Got it.

Oh, most important thing to know:

What's that?

They're like a buck each.

Okay.

Cute guy

you were talking to.

Oh, look who's still looking.

I'm engaged, not dead.

Todd, we're on the red-eye.

These filthy seats.

She's good. I'll tell her.

There you go.

We'll see you there.

I look forward to it.

Well, we're on the red-eye.

I don't know, 7:30, 8 a. M?

Good evening, everyone.

Welcome aboard Trans Sky Air

Flight 318,

with regional service to Kansas City

continuing on to Nashville.

We know you have many options in

regards to your transportation needs.

We appreciate you choosing Trans Sky

Air. Please don't hesitate to let us know

Excuse me.

If we can make your flight more

pleasant this evening. Thank you.

L.A. Ground, TS-318,

push off, we're at 69 alto.

Please give Jenny

your undivided attention,

as she demonstrates

this plane's safety features.

To fasten your seatbelt, insert

the buckle and adjust the strap

so it's low and tight

across your lap.

To release the belt, simply lift

the top of the buckle and pull.

Flight attendants,

take your seats for departure.

I need you to buckle that extendabelt.

Yes, ma'am.

Thanks.

Just...

Gear up.

Five-three-two,

verify visual contact with traffic.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm okay.

You want anything?

I'm a little warm.

You want anything?

Careful. Heh, heh.

I'm gonna be nice.

I'm gonna be a daddy.

Roger on hitting 135.

Cruising altitude, Willsy.

Ladies and gentlemen, your captain has

turned off the fasten-seatbelt sign.

You are now free

to move about the cabin.

At this time, you may also take out

any of the approved electronic devices.

We would also like to let you know

we have Wi-Fi service available.

So do you travel

a lot by yourself?

Between my mom and dad.

Oh.

Who's picking you up in the morning?

Janice, my smother.

What's a smother?

Stepmother.

She's about your age.

Okay. I bet that sucks.

Hand me my cell phone.

Flight nerves?

For 19 straight hours.

Oh.

Overseas, huh?

Yeah.

Haven't seen my husband

for over a year.

But I'm home for a while now, so...

He's a lucky man.

Ryan, obviously you are mistaking

me for somebody that gives a crap.

I'm sorry, sir, we are airborne so

you're gonna have to end that call.

It's against FAA regulations

to use any sort of cellular equip--

You're compromising our safety.

Who the f*** are you, man?

If he keeps using his cell phone,

we're gonna arrest him when we land.

Did you hear that?

Give me the phone.

Okay?

You're an a**hole.

Okay.

F***ing a**hole.

You don't see me doing your job.

I'm sorry.

That was stupid, but some people

can be so inconsiderate.

Exactly. Then you really

don't want my job.

Doesn't it make you wonder

about the human race?

Try not to overthink things.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna shut up now.

Um... So do you

got any solutions?

Well, sure. The few of us that

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