Quarantine 2: Terminal Page #2

give a damn have to make change.

It's our responsibility, right?

I think I have all the responsibility

I can handle at the moment.

Yeah. Right.

I can see that.

Yeah.

Hey, I apologize for the lecture.

I'm just finishing my PhD, nights,

and I'm always boring strangers,

kindergarteners,

beautiful flight attendants.

It's not boring. It's interesting.

Henry.

Uh, Jenny.

It's nice to meet you, Jenny.

You're gonna need

to put your cat back in the bag.

I don't know how he got out.

He's usually so well-behaved,

he never leaves

the apartment building.

There you go, sweetie.

Back in your little house.

Autopilot.

How was your weekend?

Not too bad.

Went somewhere?

No, I played golf. Played terrible.

Lost another six balls--

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

You have a handkerchief?

What does the FAA

say about blow jobs?

Well, as long as your tray table

is in the upright position...

So, what's going on?

Just talking. He's super smart.

Uh-huh.

He get your number yet?

No. Not yet.

The night's still young, though.

Oh, I'll get it.

Okay.

Hey, what's up?

I just need some water.

Are you feeling okay?

I just- Just need

something to drink.

Okay.

Hey, golf guy in the back asked

for water. Doesn't look so good.

I got it. You go ahead

and start, I'll check it out.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Here you go.

Hey.

He probably just had one

too many on the back nine.

Hi, what can I get you

to drink?

Hey. Can I just have a tea?

Oh, sure.

As the investigation gets--

Go ahead.

Thank you.

Of course.

- The situation

continues to be serious,

with the exception

of heavily protected military...

What's going on?

You know, they don't know.

They don't know yet.

It's some apartment building in L.A.

Where in L. A?

I have no idea.

Maybe downtown.

Ooh.

Yeah. It's good we're flying away.

Okay. Well, enjoy your tea.

Thank you very much.

What can I get you?

Yeah, we're good.

We're just finishing up.

Let us know

if you need anything.

Okay. Okay.

Thanks, captain.

Um...

Sir? Can you hear me?

Sir?

Ugh!

Oh! Oh.

Paula, a little help.

Oh, man.

Big guy just puked

all over the stewardess.

Oh, God. Here. Are you all right?

He's sick. He's really sick.

Okay, you stay here,

I'll be right back.

Stop the plane. Let me off!

No, no. You need to stay in your seat.

Please just stay in the seat, sir.

Yeah, chunks flying.

XL pack's in the back.

Roger that.

You girls get all the fun.

They certainly do.

Stop the plane.

Please stay in your seat.

You have to stay right there.

Sir, please stay in the seat.

You don't understand.

Fantastic. Now we're all gonna get it.

Relax. This happens all the time.

What if it's some foreign flu?

We'll sue.

We'll sue anyway.

Let me off.

Here, put these on.

Sir, you're gonna have to stay still

while we put this mask on your face.

What's wrong with him?

Go clean up.

Stop the plane.

Let's go, Jenny. Go.

All right, sir? Okay. Hold still.

I know. Just breathe. Just breathe.

I know it's uncomfortable, okay?

You're all right.

Sir! Sir!

Stop!

Move! Move!

Let me in!

Stop the plane! Let me in!

You have the aircraft.

Yeah.

Stop the plane!

Oh, my God!

Let me in!

Let me in!

Somebody stop him!

Jenny!

Stop the plane!

Captain, white sh*t is coming out of this

guy's mouth, he's going berserk!

George!

Hey! Hey!

L.A., this is TSF 318. We have

a code red in-cabin emergency.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Go get up there!

F*** that!

We gotta get in there!

We're not compromising the cockpit!

Get him down! Get his legs!

Get off the door!

Help me!

Get him on the ground!

Try to get down!

Jenny, get the restraints!

You grab his wrists! Grab his wrists!

Get his wrists together!

Oh, my God!

Come on, Jenny!

Affirmative.

He's got all of those symptoms.

Know what this is?

Give us a name.

Grab his arm!

Come on, guys, roll him!

Hit him again! Now!

I got him!

What?

Get the restraints on him.

Got it.

Okay.

Got it.

They got him down. He's down.

He's down.

Happens all the time, right?

FAA needs

the passenger's name now.

Jenny, grab this.

"Mr. Ralph Bundt."

B-U-N-D-T.

I need a rest.

Thank you.

You feel nauseous,

like you wanna barf?

I'm telling you I'm okay.

You've had a concussion,

so we'll need to get you checked out.

George, I'm so sorry.

If you're really sorry,

get me off this freaking plane.

Are you a doctor?

Medic.

Get some ice for that contusion

and keep a close eye on him.

If he starts acting strange or sleepy--

I understand.

I'll help keep an eye on him.

Thank you.

He's out.

Paula, I panicked out there.

I was useless.

I didn't do anything right.

Hey, hey, hey. It's fine, okay?

You did your best.

It's done. It's over.

Okay? Come here.

We've been instructed

to get our passenger

immediate medical attention.

Everyone in their seats,

belts fastened.

It's Paula.

Secure the cabin for landing.

FAA wants us on the ground now.

We gotta punch through that weather.

Gonna be a rough drop.

It certainly is.

All passengers,

prepare for severe turbulence.

Hang on tight.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're executing

an immediate emergency landing.

Please secure all loose items

and tray tables.

What the f*** is going on?

As a safety precaution,

give Jenny your attention as she

demonstrates the bracing position.

Lean forward.

Hands on top of your head.

Elbows against your thighs.

Okay. Here we go.

Hold on.

Hang on!

Hold on.

Sir, can I have the laptop?

My presentation's on there.

I need that.

Brace. Brace, everyone.

Cabin's secure.

Not yet.

Okay. Roll him

to my side on three, okay?

One, two, three. Ugh!

Hurry.

Oh, God. It's not gonna fit.

I'm gonna get his extender.

All right, hurry.

Negative 0597.

Ma'am. Ma'am.

Argh!

Oh, God!

Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Willsy, get back there.

We're about to land.

Oh, please,

don't let me die in the air.

Oh, my God.

It's gotta be something.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Get us out of here.

Ground Control, I need a gate

assignment. What's the holdup?

Ground Control.

Don't let him out!

Keep him in there!

Oh, sh*t.

Where's your EMK?

Get it. Come on, come on, come on.

Okay.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

Hold that. Keep the pressure on it.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You okay?

What? Only two

lousy doses of lidocaine?

What is that?

It's a sedative.

It'll keep her from going into shock

until we can get her to a hospital.

Give me your scarf.

Okay, okay.

Hold it.

She's bleeding out.

Just hold on. Hold on.

She's bleeding out.

Please hurry.

You gotta keep pressure

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